on Love by horus8
29 Jun 2003, 6:52 PM
POWDERED SUGAR IS 5% CORN STARCH TO PREVENT CLUMPING
on Morning Gory by Bobjim
7 Apr 2003, 3:51 PM
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on A Haiku-cum-thingy (really) by Bobjim
24 Mar 2003, 2:20 PM
okay so my inbox says girls with buckets of cum on their heads and I'm like it must be hard to balance a bucket on your head
replying on THE INTERNET by TanHand
24 Mar 2003, 2:07 PM
joo fsking f4g asz l0z3r joo fsking giv3 this a 0??
Pop Quiz: what did Kurt Godel, Ludwig Wittgenstein and Werner Heisenberg prove? Answer: you don't know, you can't know, you can't say and you can't understand. This applies to everything. Even Christian theology implies these things. You should stop being so goddamned selfish and give something back to the earth instead of engaging in futile debate concerning what is none of your business. It don't matter. It just don't matter. Oh god we can't even establish causality *WUH HUH HUH* can't observe something without affecting it *SNRKNKNK* language is no better than mathematics, which is a pile of hooey anyway **SBBLLB WUH HUH HUH HUH, HUH WUH WUH** Bertrand Russell where are you now that we need you here?? **WUH HUH HUH** Whitehead?? Anyone??????///////////////////
on What Do You Want From Me? by Bonehiss
15 Mar 2003, 11:19 AM
what do you want from me? it's not how it used to be. You've taken my life away, you're ruining everything etc.
replying on THE FATHER by w~* ATHENA *~w
12 Mar 2003, 10:17 PM
LUDVIG MIES VAN DE ROHE, FINAL PRESIDENT OF THE BAUHAUS SCHOOL IN WIEMAR/DESSAU BEFORE THEIR LACK OF PITCHED ROOVES CAUGHT DER FUHRER'S EYE. DESIGNED BUILDINGS LIKE THE SEAGRAM'S HEADQUARTERS ON PARK AVE. DESIGNED FURNITURE, LIKE THE CHAIR FOR THE BARCELONA EXHIBITION. IN MY OPINION HIS FINEST WORK WAS THE NEW NATIONAL GALLERY IN BERLIN. LIKE AN INDUSTRIAL ARTS AND CRAFTS TYPE CONSTRUCTION, POETICALLY CONSIDERED EXPOSED GIRDERS, BEAUTIFULLY STATED CIELINGS, AN ENORMOUS ROOF THAT SEEMS TO FLOAT ON DELICATE PILLARS.
replying on War Begins on Tuesday by Nicholas Jones
12 Mar 2003, 10:10 PM
1. That was a very famous quote of Goering 2. The people can't do shit nowadays, anybody my age can see that. The war has started. It will go on no matter what. To answer your questions: it wasn't really tried in Vietnam, the enemy was too vague, and, furthermore, despite all the popular revolt the fact of the matter is a lot of time and a lot of people were spent fighting that war. As for Harold Wilson, the reason may be because there was no way in hell he could ever convince anyone to go to 'Nam to fight. People may be wholly and totally aware, but it doesn't matter. Awareness doesn't count for shit in America. We didn't vote for our president. Nobody gave a fuck. Now he's making war. Nobody gives a fuck. Give me a job, give me starbucks, I may whine, but I don't give a fuck.
replying on War Begins on Tuesday by Nicholas Jones
10 Mar 2003, 8:42 PM
Naturally, the common people don't want war ... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country.
on Heart Made of Glass by thepinkbunnyofdoom
10 Mar 2003, 4:32 PM
Here's my version!! I hope you like it!!
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Mar 2003, 5:53 AM
Jesus christ, POW Tea blend is delicious. Prince of Wales that is. Goddamn.
This reminds me of this one time in the bathroom stall I was tapping the divider...TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP I know ur in there lol TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP holmes, homeslice TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP then he shot himself in the face like in Full Metal Jacker. Pie-Ull! KABLAM! Get it??
on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos
5 Mar 2003, 10:37 PM
This poem is like a fresh bayleaf immersed in hot hot butter.
replying on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos
5 Mar 2003, 10:36 PM
Dude watch what you say...if u piss him off he'll write a POEM about you.....a REALLY BAD poem.
on The disfigured BlackSmith is loved by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Mar 2003, 3:36 PM
Have you seen him dressed in gray? When he looks so very gay? And he minces all around, while he dances to the sound, have you seen him dressed in gray?
replying on An Ode to minorties that use Paprika by Shardik
5 Mar 2003, 1:38 PM
Don't suck angry black cock.
replying on Extended Stay (the motel) by THE GOD OF DEATH
5 Mar 2003, 1:36 PM
"1) I'm Asian. Not a wigger."
Dude, bro, holmes - you have any idea how funny that is??
Dude, bro, holmes - you have any idea how funny that is??
on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Mar 2003, 1:33 PM
THEN SHE POOFS INTO A VAMPYRE AND FLYS AWAY FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP (RIGHT???)
on Prometheus sang for vultures by horus8
5 Mar 2003, 12:22 PM
You're no poet you're just a man without shame.