replying on Chrystal lane swift want's me, bad. by horus8
28 Aug 2003, 2:20 PM
And in emergencies, of course. 8.
replying on I'm not afraid to admit that I am attracted to Robe Lowe by RO-B-LOWE ME PLEASE
28 Aug 2003, 1:00 PM
That's basically what's been suggested to me anyway.
replying on Nightshades by Bachus
27 Aug 2003, 9:47 PM
That's no place for a young artist's face to be.
on Nightshades by Bachus
27 Aug 2003, 2:20 PM
BEST POEM EVER.......sdfsdfsdffdssdffsdsdfdsffdsfd
NINE NINE NINE NINEasfdgfadfjyuariuye
NINE NINE NINE NINEasfdgfadfjyuariuye
on Anna Kournikova (Pretense of Wesley Willis) by Lie2MePinnochio
27 Aug 2003, 8:17 AM
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
'til you're zestfully clean"
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
'til you're zestfully clean"
on Anna Kournikova (Pretense of Wesley Willis) by Lie2MePinnochio
27 Aug 2003, 8:16 AM
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
on By Now by Lie2MePinnochio
27 Aug 2003, 8:15 AM
Sometimes I wish I led such a poetic life. I'm jealous, frankly.
replying on I'm not afraid to admit that I am attracted to Robe Lowe by RO-B-LOWE ME PLEASE
27 Aug 2003, 8:11 AM
It was uninspired, my friend. I need a new hobby. Any suggestions?
replying on D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians
23 Aug 2003, 8:30 PM
no no no: MENHIRS with WEINERS. OKAY?? MEN FUCKING HIRS WITH WEIN FUCKING ERS.
on D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians
22 Aug 2003, 5:29 PM
The definative cocksucking poem is one I wrote a long while back, entitled "tender cock of morning": http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j
In one stanza I rhyme menhirs with weiners.
In one stanza I rhyme menhirs with weiners.
replying on D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians
22 Aug 2003, 12:04 PM
1. I would like to note that there is no such thing as P.I.Y.M. Syndrome, so this is purely a girl thing 2. Tell you what - if I don't let you go down on me I'll buy you a truck stop for your birthday 3. I just bought the gayest, coolest shirt ever 4. I'm off to the gym now but first 4. I should ask Jeremi for relationship advice.
replying on Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians
22 Aug 2003, 10:24 AM
Am I the only one not surprised at how familiar R.M. Rilke is with choking it down?? See, you all made fun of me when I said he was homotic, but the proof is in the pudding.
on Women have Babies and Men Murder. by horus8
21 Aug 2003, 4:18 PM
SUMMER POEM: The woman at the court asked me if my vegetables were fresh so I blew smoke at her and then I woke to found my fingertips wrinkled from the nectarine pit I was holding.
on The United Face of Totally Grody by Shardik
20 Aug 2003, 9:14 PM
whatttttt the fuckkkkkkkkk
replying on Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians
20 Aug 2003, 6:57 PM
Wait is your muse your whole genital region or just the shaft??
on Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians
19 Aug 2003, 6:19 PM
Jeremi told me I was a lesbian. He knows so much about these things. And in response to the second stanza, do you know how fucking hard it is to find a place right now?? This girl wanted me to live in her living room, now she's moving out. Sweet Jesu, sweet Jesu Glace cut in chunks and whipped into Calvanist roulade filling, this is frustrating.
on the photobooth by Bill Z Bub
5 Jul 2003, 7:59 PM
Didn't settle do this poem like, last year?? 0
replying on 195.157.153.253 by <~>
5 Jul 2003, 7:53 PM
I would never have married you as I am way way way way way way way more attractive than you. You're ugly even by Radcliffe standards, fatty. PS Marry me
replying on Hard on (Lyric) by John K by Bachus
29 Jun 2003, 7:38 PM
DRINK SANGRIA IN THE CAR
Down the ladder: IN THESE DREAMS FOREVER "
Welcome to hell. How does a titmouse carry so many textbooks? Tweet tweet (that's how). Props to Jeremi Handrinos if he's still around.