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Re: A Prayer For God's Soldiers As They Kill For Him by Edna Sweetlove 23-May-06/5:59 PM
"Up the ladder: leah
Down the ladder: IN THESE DREAMS FOREVER "
Welcome to hell. How does a titmouse carry so many textbooks? Tweet tweet (that's how). Props to Jeremi Handrinos if he's still around.
Re: a comment on Chrystal lane swift want's me, bad. by horus8 28-Aug-03/2:20 PM
And in emergencies, of course. 8.
Re: a comment on I'm not afraid to admit that I am attracted to Robe Lowe by RO-B-LOWE ME PLEASE 28-Aug-03/1:00 PM
That's basically what's been suggested to me anyway.
Re: a comment on Nightshades by Bachus 27-Aug-03/9:47 PM
That's no place for a young artist's face to be.
Re: Nightshades by Bachus 27-Aug-03/2:20 PM
BEST POEM EVER.......sdfsdfsdffdssdffsdsdfdsffdsfdssfd

NINE NINE NINE NINEasfdgfadfjyuariuye
Re: Anna Kournikova (Pretense of Wesley Willis) by Lie2MePinnochio 27-Aug-03/8:17 AM
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
'til you're zestfully clean"
Re: Anna Kournikova (Pretense of Wesley Willis) by Lie2MePinnochio 27-Aug-03/8:16 AM
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
Re: By Now by Lie2MePinnochio 27-Aug-03/8:15 AM
Sometimes I wish I led such a poetic life. I'm jealous, frankly.
Re: a comment on I'm not afraid to admit that I am attracted to Robe Lowe by RO-B-LOWE ME PLEASE 27-Aug-03/8:11 AM
It was uninspired, my friend. I need a new hobby. Any suggestions?
Re: a comment on D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 23-Aug-03/8:30 PM
no no no: MENHIRS with WEINERS. OKAY?? MEN FUCKING HIRS WITH WEIN FUCKING ERS.
Re: D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 22-Aug-03/5:29 PM
The definative cocksucking poem is one I wrote a long while back, entitled "tender cock of morning": http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=41878

In one stanza I rhyme menhirs with weiners.
Re: a comment on D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 22-Aug-03/12:04 PM
1. I would like to note that there is no such thing as P.I.Y.M. Syndrome, so this is purely a girl thing 2. Tell you what - if I don't let you go down on me I'll buy you a truck stop for your birthday 3. I just bought the gayest, coolest shirt ever 4. I'm off to the gym now but first 4. I should ask Jeremi for relationship advice.
Re: a comment on Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 22-Aug-03/10:24 AM
Am I the only one not surprised at how familiar R.M. Rilke is with choking it down?? See, you all made fun of me when I said he was homotic, but the proof is in the pudding.
Re: Women have Babies and Men Murder. by horus8 21-Aug-03/4:18 PM
SUMMER POEM: The woman at the court asked me if my vegetables were fresh so I blew smoke at her and then I woke to found my fingertips wrinkled from the nectarine pit I was holding.
Re: The United Face of Totally Grody by Shardik 20-Aug-03/9:14 PM
whatttttt the fuckkkkkkkkk
Re: a comment on Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 20-Aug-03/6:57 PM
Wait is your muse your whole genital region or just the shaft??
Re: Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 19-Aug-03/6:19 PM
Jeremi told me I was a lesbian. He knows so much about these things. And in response to the second stanza, do you know how fucking hard it is to find a place right now?? This girl wanted me to live in her living room, now she's moving out. Sweet Jesu, sweet Jesu Glace cut in chunks and whipped into Calvanist roulade filling, this is frustrating.
Re: the photobooth by Bill Z Bub 5-Jul-03/7:59 PM
Didn't settle do this poem like, last year?? 0
Re: a comment on 195.157.153.253 by <~> 5-Jul-03/7:53 PM
I would never have married you as I am way way way way way way way more attractive than you. You're ugly even by Radcliffe standards, fatty. PS Marry me
Re: a comment on Hard on (Lyric) by John K by Bachus 29-Jun-03/7:38 PM
DRINK SANGRIA IN THE CAR


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