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Ode № 55182

195.157.153.253

by <~>

Member since 2002 · Posted 5 Jul 2003 · 6 comments

i should have married settle. i almost did, too. except, he was so obvious, when he got tired of waiting for the others to catch up. there was always that element of "look at me! look at Me!!" as clever as can be, but needing to be seen. he just couldn't wait. he had us all right there, at the edge, gasping, tingling, waiting to see who would exchange those furtive glances, and know where to meet (when the others went for the keg) and then he blurted out: "LOOK AT ALL THESE DNS NUMBERS FOR FUCK'S SAKE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME" and then i knew it knew it could never be between him and me. more's the pity, he was so pretty.

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6 comments

[9] horus8 5-Jul-03/7:10 PM Reply
Funny, that's for sure. You still in Africa?
[n/a] <~> › horus8 5-Jul-03/7:12 PM Reply
no. home now. and glad to be. consider the place boinked, enough maybe for both of us.

and you?
[n/a] TanHand › <~> 5-Jul-03/7:53 PM Reply
I would never have married you as I am way way way way way way way more attractive than you. You're ugly even by Radcliffe standards, fatty. PS Marry me
[n/a] Bachus › <~> 5-Jul-03/10:56 PM Reply
Maturbating and drinking mostly.
[10] SupremeDreamer 6-Jul-03/8:14 AM Reply
lol.. yeah. still have wierd thoughts that i am settle? i hope not after looking at the ips, because then id start to feel like alice in wonderland, where i dont know who i am or where i am. nice poem, heres a 10.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 5-Oct-03/5:02 AM Reply
Whose IP is that? It belongs to at least 4 users:

Edible Underpants
King Abdulla I
King Abdulla II
Vampiros Lesbos

But I don't think it is Settle because it is a London based IP address. You've probably had this conversation loads of times before, and I'm probably being a doddery old fool who couldn't even "get with the times" if "the times" had accidentally broken both its legs in a freak bludgeoning accident, but do you know who it is?