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Moo Gai Pai lover (dedicated to Settle) (Villanelle) by Sylvia Bravo
"Me love you long time" With penis tucked between her legs Why should it be a crime? For $5 she is all mine Gives me head and then she begs "Me love you long time" Now, I feel like slime Call my wife and tell her about Moo Gai Pengs and I Why should it be a crime? After pornos and jacking off to Sublime I hit the streets just to find my Pengs "Me love you long time" Another $5 gone, Moo Gai doesn't waste time Asahi, shower, then pornos and perhaps some ping pong. Why should it be a crime? Tomorrow back home to the Mrs. Nicholas Prime Counting sheep..1,2,3,4,5,89,pong, pong, ping, pengs "Me love you long time" Why should it be a crime?

Up the ladder: I Cry
Down the ladder: facku

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.25
Weighted score: 4.798294
Overall Rank: 11188
Posted: February 19, 2003 9:58 PM PST; Last modified: February 19, 2003 9:58 PM PST
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[0] horus8 @ | 20-Feb-03/11:50 AM | Reply
What i thought was impressive was how you rhymed pengs,pong, I, and begs while maintaining absolutely no cohesiveness. You should get a life and give up on writing, before the stupid in you catches up with the psychotic desperation. THE SOONER YOU ADMIT TO THE FACT THAT you are an uneducated lesbian in need of thorazine, the sooner your dreams of being a papaya farmer with a mustache and cock will come true. Until then though, this is not a vilanelle, or sadly even remotely funny. Settle is gay and into rock hard hot biceps and shafts a pumping. not desperate idiots on the verge of garbage disposing their own faces out of sheer pathetic loneliness, and the fact that no one gives a shit.
[n/a] -=SeTTle=- @ > horus8 | 20-Feb-03/4:23 PM | Reply
I agree, especially with the part about me liking men - or more correctly, I hate men but love dick. Hence my obsession with poetry.
[n/a] god'swife @ > -=SeTTle=- | 22-Feb-03/2:55 PM | Reply
I know where to get a fairly realistic strap-on, if you like. Just say the word. I can fuck you in the mouth with it while jacking you off, but then you'll have to do the same for me. Would you like that?

[n/a] TanHand @ > god'swife | 22-Feb-03/7:00 PM | Reply
Yo! Nes! MAYBE.
[n/a] Ranger @ | 20-Feb-03/12:07 PM | Reply
On the plus side, you've now got two comments for your effort.
[n/a] Garrett S Sexton @ | 20-Feb-03/2:18 PM | Reply
Horus is right!
[n/a] TanHand @ > Garrett S Sexton | 22-Feb-03/7:07 PM | Reply
He's <i>always</i> right
[0] horus8 @ > TanHand | 8-Jun-03/10:49 PM | Reply
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer @ | 8-Jun-03/9:20 PM | Reply
Call my wife and tell her about Moo Gai Pengs and I

could be

Call my wife and tell her of me and Moo Gai Pengs

to at least leave somewhat of a rhyme going
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