on Denied by Freethinker1602
14 Feb 2005, 1:04 PM
I would Ke-Ke, but I don't date thee ethnic.
on Insanity by Lifeboatman
14 Feb 2005, 12:41 PM
You've obviously OD on chilled smegma.
Touch your toes, count to ten, and relax.
Touch your toes, count to ten, and relax.
on a study in blossoms and beauty by oneglove
14 Feb 2005, 12:39 PM
"fire and plum"?
Brought a smile to my face, but the
rest bored me stupid.
Brought a smile to my face, but the
rest bored me stupid.
on Save our Self(revised to be a trek into the vent tent) by Crakyamuni
2 Feb 2005, 6:59 PM
This would be great if the title
Was 'There Is Life On Uranus"
AKA 'The Humped Meat Loaf's, MMM-GOOOOOD"
Was 'There Is Life On Uranus"
AKA 'The Humped Meat Loaf's, MMM-GOOOOOD"
on No more goodbye by ShaNoN+960317485
2 Feb 2005, 6:57 PM
I will "miss you smile" too, dunce.
on A Thing I Must Do by Dovina
2 Feb 2005, 6:55 PM
What? What is this?
Date rape at second base?
Jesus Christ...
Date rape at second base?
Jesus Christ...
on Obituary for the Moon by wilco
2 Feb 2005, 6:53 PM
Are you Hewey Lewis?
on Dancing on Glass by thepinkbunnyofdoom
2 Feb 2005, 6:52 PM
eh...
on Dying Abroad by zodiac
2 Feb 2005, 6:51 PM
A tender loin.
on Hades Ain't Far Enough by MacFrantic
29 Jan 2005, 5:41 PM
right
replying on The Christ Omelette by horus8
29 Jan 2005, 5:15 PM
You provide the type of laughter that can save lives, you're a hero.
on The Mighty Brahmaputra by Bhaskaryya
8 Jan 2005, 12:33 PM
An ass-sandwich, holding the pickle.
on Ghostly Rememberance by Beyond_Dreams
6 Jan 2005, 1:37 PM
Jesus fucking christ.
Why weren't you in Asia instead
of the dingy supermodel
we need more stories like
This! 11!
Why weren't you in Asia instead
of the dingy supermodel
we need more stories like
This! 11!
on Affairs by Stacy Stewart
6 Jan 2005, 1:36 PM
Should start every line with 'tis'
And just put this poem entirely out
of it's misery instead of dicking around.
And just put this poem entirely out
of it's misery instead of dicking around.
on War Story by dougsoderstrom
6 Jan 2005, 1:33 PM
Good God man, will you please learn how to fucking write?
replying on The Christ Omelette by horus8
5 Jan 2005, 6:02 PM
Oddly enough, my entire career
(I've decided) is to perniciously
rip off
Dark Angel, but do it well.
Obviously not as well as him,
but well enough for someone
Of my pornographic stature
to achieve a nice pile of wealth.
He actually, gave me the idea
For this poem, well not totally
but he has this thing for omelettes
And jesus, that I find
hilarious, and I thought
Fuck it, why not
A jesus Omelette.
To tell you the truth.
(I've decided) is to perniciously
rip off
Dark Angel, but do it well.
Obviously not as well as him,
but well enough for someone
Of my pornographic stature
to achieve a nice pile of wealth.
He actually, gave me the idea
For this poem, well not totally
but he has this thing for omelettes
And jesus, that I find
hilarious, and I thought
Fuck it, why not
A jesus Omelette.
To tell you the truth.
on mutiny by Bill Z Bub
5 Jan 2005, 1:21 AM
What's up pimp.
replying on Walk The Boy To Circles by horus8
23 Dec 2004, 12:20 AM
Oh okay, I'm sorry, god what was I thinking?
Will you forgive me?
Will you forgive me?
So that you might send him a more refined query.