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20 most recent comments by horus8 (41-60) and replies

Re: A Sinner’s Prayer by Dovina 16-Feb-05/3:37 PM
If you grovel for me, I'll tell you where god lives.
So that you might send him a more refined query.
Re: Denied by Freethinker1602 14-Feb-05/1:04 PM
I would Ke-Ke, but I don't date thee ethnic.
Re: Insanity by Lifeboatman 14-Feb-05/12:41 PM
You've obviously OD on chilled smegma.
Touch your toes, count to ten, and relax.
Re: a study in blossoms and beauty by oneglove 14-Feb-05/12:39 PM
"fire and plum"?

Brought a smile to my face, but the
rest bored me stupid.
Re: Save our Self(revised to be a trek into the vent tent) by Crakyamuni 2-Feb-05/6:59 PM
This would be great if the title
Was 'There Is Life On Uranus"
AKA 'The Humped Meat Loaf's, MMM-GOOOOOD"
Re: No more goodbye by ShaNoN+960317485 2-Feb-05/6:57 PM
I will "miss you smile" too, dunce.
Re: Life by AmberDawn 2-Feb-05/6:56 PM
You must be a FEELUCIFER.
Re: A Thing I Must Do by Dovina 2-Feb-05/6:55 PM
What? What is this?
Date rape at second base?
Jesus Christ...
Re: Obituary for the Moon by wilco 2-Feb-05/6:53 PM
Are you Hewey Lewis?
Re: Dancing on Glass by thepinkbunnyofdoom 2-Feb-05/6:52 PM
eh...
Re: Dying Abroad by zodiac 2-Feb-05/6:51 PM
A tender loin.
Re: Hades Ain't Far Enough by MacFrantic 29-Jan-05/5:41 PM
right
Re: a comment on The Christ Omelette by horus8 29-Jan-05/5:15 PM
You provide the type of laughter that can save lives, you're a hero.
Re: The Mighty Brahmaputra by Bhaskaryya 8-Jan-05/12:33 PM
An ass-sandwich, holding the pickle.
Re: Ghostly Rememberance by Beyond_Dreams 6-Jan-05/1:37 PM
Jesus fucking christ.
Why weren't you in Asia instead
of the dingy supermodel
we need more stories like
This! 11!
Re: Affairs by Stacy Stewart 6-Jan-05/1:36 PM
Should start every line with 'tis'
And just put this poem entirely out
of it's misery instead of dicking around.
Re: War Story by dougsoderstrom 6-Jan-05/1:33 PM
Good God man, will you please learn how to fucking write?
Re: a comment on The Christ Omelette by horus8 5-Jan-05/6:02 PM
Oddly enough, my entire career
(I've decided) is to perniciously
rip off
Dark Angel, but do it well.
Obviously not as well as him,
but well enough for someone
Of my pornographic stature
to achieve a nice pile of wealth.
He actually, gave me the idea
For this poem, well not totally
but he has this thing for omelettes
And jesus, that I find
hilarious, and I thought
Fuck it, why not
A jesus Omelette.
To tell you the truth.
Re: mutiny by Bill Z Bub 5-Jan-05/1:21 AM
What's up pimp.
Re: a comment on Walk The Boy To Circles by horus8 23-Dec-04/12:20 AM
Oh okay, I'm sorry, god what was I thinking?
Will you forgive me?


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