on The Death of Many Octopi by tianyi
17 Sep 2005, 9:02 AM
lol, mullosks...
on new 1 by Crakyamuni
17 Sep 2005, 9:01 AM
Forked the toaster
Swallowed the medicine cabinet
Shat in hat.
Swallowed the medicine cabinet
Shat in hat.
on Over and Gone (Other Way Around) by Miggy
17 Sep 2005, 8:57 AM
You consistently redefine novice. -=o=- Therefore you get the seedless plum.
on Calm As Confusion by Miggy
2 Aug 2005, 12:17 AM
Â¥ou should be stapled to a cucumber and lukewarmed.
on Books by sacred_poet_me
13 Jun 2005, 7:05 PM
Like describing a blow job on Uranus.
replying on Emotionally Unavailable by horus8
13 Jun 2005, 7:03 PM
...Of course, naturally, nor the legs.
replying on Hide by MarchingMan56
24 Feb 2005, 6:21 PM
Bummer.
replying on Hide by MarchingMan56
24 Feb 2005, 3:50 PM
Is that a trick question?
on Hide by MarchingMan56
23 Feb 2005, 2:14 PM
The way you re-write cliche is... Cliche.
replying on Getting Pumped Up to Get Laid by PodPoet
23 Feb 2005, 10:39 AM
Hows abouts ladeled?
replying on Getting Pumped Up to Get Laid by PodPoet
23 Feb 2005, 10:38 AM
No fucking way, really?
Dude: album art, postcards
wink from the devil.
Dude: album art, postcards
wink from the devil.
on Jack and Jill by Dovina
23 Feb 2005, 10:35 AM
I'd better velcro my richtometer down in case
the girder gives.
the girder gives.
on Carson City by A. Nomaly
21 Feb 2005, 7:01 PM
po'erful
on Kaleidoscopic (Re-Edit) by Sasha
21 Feb 2005, 5:43 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin
replying on Almost One by thepinkbunnyofdoom
21 Feb 2005, 2:26 PM
No, really, this is shit
Read Gilgamesh and shut the fuck up.
Every line in this poem is something
A 17 year old would say while holding
his penis in a blizzard waiting for a bus
to the mall to buy his girlfriend
some mango edible underwear at Spencers.
Except for the fact that a penis
in a blizzard is more interesting than this rubbish.
Read Gilgamesh and shut the fuck up.
Every line in this poem is something
A 17 year old would say while holding
his penis in a blizzard waiting for a bus
to the mall to buy his girlfriend
some mango edible underwear at Spencers.
Except for the fact that a penis
in a blizzard is more interesting than this rubbish.
on Help me find a poet (This is an actual question, not a poem) by Plaidypus
21 Feb 2005, 1:16 PM
What are you high?
on PG Naughty by Miggy
19 Feb 2005, 12:22 AM
Congratulations on inventing the Christian yogurt enema.
on ~RePOST~Cupid's Arrow <----<< by nothingtoanyone
16 Feb 2005, 3:43 PM
Kindly stow it.