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20 most recent comments by horus8 (21-40) and replies

Re: The Death of Many Octopi by tianyi 17-Sep-05/9:02 AM
lol, mullosks...
Re: new 1 by Crakyamuni 17-Sep-05/9:01 AM
Forked the toaster
Swallowed the medicine cabinet
Shat in hat.
Re: Over and Gone (Other Way Around) by Miggy 17-Sep-05/8:57 AM
You consistently redefine novice. -=o=- Therefore you get the seedless plum.
Re: Calm As Confusion by Miggy 2-Aug-05/12:17 AM
Â¥ou should be stapled to a cucumber and lukewarmed.
Re: Unclean by Dovina 13-Jun-05/7:06 PM
Christ, you'r like CNN but with bigger tits and a smaller camera.
Re: Books by sacred_poet_me 13-Jun-05/7:05 PM
Like describing a blow job on Uranus.
Re: a comment on Emotionally Unavailable by horus8 13-Jun-05/7:03 PM
...Of course, naturally, nor the legs.
Re: a comment on Hide by MarchingMan56 24-Feb-05/6:21 PM
Bummer.
Re: a comment on Hide by MarchingMan56 24-Feb-05/3:50 PM
Is that a trick question?
Re: Hide by MarchingMan56 23-Feb-05/2:14 PM
The way you re-write cliche is... Cliche.
Re: a comment on Getting Pumped Up to Get Laid by PodPoet 23-Feb-05/10:39 AM
Hows abouts ladeled?
Re: a comment on Getting Pumped Up to Get Laid by PodPoet 23-Feb-05/10:38 AM
No fucking way, really?
Dude: album art, postcards
wink from the devil.
Re: Jack and Jill by Dovina 23-Feb-05/10:35 AM
I'd better velcro my richtometer down in case
the girder gives.
Re: Carson City by A. Nomaly 21-Feb-05/7:01 PM
po'erful
Re: Kaleidoscopic (Re-Edit) by Sasha 21-Feb-05/5:43 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin
Re: Hunger by Dovina 21-Feb-05/3:44 PM
There is something excessively fat
about your ass, and it's not your thong.
Re: a comment on Almost One by thepinkbunnyofdoom 21-Feb-05/2:26 PM
No, really, this is shit
Read Gilgamesh and shut the fuck up.

Every line in this poem is something
A 17 year old would say while holding
his penis in a blizzard waiting for a bus
to the mall to buy his girlfriend
some mango edible underwear at Spencers.
Except for the fact that a penis
in a blizzard is more interesting than this rubbish.
Re: Help me find a poet (This is an actual question, not a poem) by Plaidypus 21-Feb-05/1:16 PM
What are you high?
Re: PG Naughty by Miggy 19-Feb-05/12:22 AM
Congratulations on inventing the Christian yogurt enema.
Re: ~RePOST~Cupid's Arrow <----<< by nothingtoanyone 16-Feb-05/3:43 PM
Kindly stow it.


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