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Getting Pumped Up to Get Laid

Member since 2005 · Posted 21 Feb 2005 · Edited 11 Mar 2005 · 24 comments

Getting pumped up to get laid Building muscle to pave the way Pounds shed, muscles flaunted Wanting so desperately to be wanted You hate the thought of a shirt Worked too hard to cover up your work Those hard shapes define a lifestyle Muscles cover weakness...for a while But can a sexy new bod fill the hole Or will something else make life meaningful You're a poster boy of the physically fine Until, one day, you see the first sign And to gym workouts you add another regimen: Popping pills, as lesions threaten the skin What went wrong, you ask What mistake What sin

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24 comments

[5] edpeterson 22-Feb-05/7:07 AM Reply
what?????
[9] Dovina 22-Feb-05/2:42 PM Reply
"layed" in the first line. And I think what we go through for a hunk is more than a hunk goes through to get layed.
[n/a] Shardik › Dovina 22-Feb-05/3:08 PM Reply
Yes, coming from a woman that splotches out scroll after scroll of bad ovarian poetry, we only can dare to concur.
[9] Dovina › Shardik 22-Feb-05/3:21 PM Reply
And dare to delete and retaliate?
[n/a] Shardik › Dovina 22-Feb-05/3:33 PM Reply
Plus, what can I say that Zodiac already hasn't?
Your mediocrity is revolting at best.
[n/a] Shardik › Dovina 22-Feb-05/3:37 PM Reply
Yes, I dare, now what?
Are you going to try and
say something witty about
your incessant droning
whine for cock and attention,
or just sit there on your fat
fucking ass for another year
or two squelching bad love
poetry about ghetto folk
and blue collar tv sitcom
criteria no one is remotely
interested in, besides you,
and maybe Chrystal lane swift
when she doesn't have a cock in her eye...
Fucking cream puff hacks
[n/a] Shardik › Dovina 22-Feb-05/3:39 PM Reply
What now you tub of fucking melting sherbert?
Come on, hit me with your hardest marshmallow.
[9] Dovina › Shardik 22-Feb-05/3:52 PM Reply
I think you need a hug.
[n/a] Stephen Robins › Dovina 28-Feb-05/8:33 AM Reply
And you need to be made airtight by three men of different socio-economic backgrounds.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Stephen Robins 3-Mar-05/2:16 PM Reply
lol
[10] zodiac › Shardik 23-Feb-05/3:12 AM Reply
There's a bus that drives around here with "A Horus Production" written on the driversside door and a big Arab smoking handrolled cigarettes driving. As soon as I see it again, I'll get you a picture.
[n/a] horus8 › zodiac 23-Feb-05/10:38 AM Reply
No fucking way, really?
Dude: album art, postcards
wink from the devil.
[n/a] Shardik 22-Feb-05/3:09 PM Reply
AIDS
[n/a] PodPoet 22-Feb-05/3:29 PM Reply
Thanks for the comments so far. Actually, "get laid" & "get layed" are both correct: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=get%20laid
[n/a] Shardik › PodPoet 22-Feb-05/3:31 PM Reply
Of course they're both correct Dovina is retarded.
[9] Dovina › PodPoet 22-Feb-05/3:49 PM Reply
They're both correct, but "layed" is less ambiguous.
[5] edpeterson › Dovina 22-Feb-05/6:39 PM Reply
Layed is awful. I have never even seen "layed" before, not that that makes it awful, hehehehehheehehehehe, hit him with your hardest marshmallow, still laughing at that one.
[10] zodiac › Dovina 23-Feb-05/3:09 AM Reply
And more respectable too. And you can pronounce it with two syllables.
[n/a] INTRANSIT › zodiac 23-Feb-05/6:45 AM Reply
What about lay'd and lade?
[5] edpeterson › INTRANSIT 23-Feb-05/7:46 AM Reply
what about fucked or bedded?
[n/a] horus8 › INTRANSIT 23-Feb-05/10:39 AM Reply
Hows abouts ladeled?
[10] zodiac › Dovina 28-Feb-05/9:31 PM Reply
There's no such word as "layed". You fucking retard bint.
[5] edpeterson 23-Feb-05/7:46 AM Reply
what sin!
[8] Dreammaker1024 12-Mar-05/1:47 PM Reply
I like it... believe the end could use somethin else, add a lil somethin, but I still think you did a good job.