regarding some deleted poem...	24-Sep-03/4:58 AM
I love the last line to an almost unhealthy degree.
Re: POEM FOR PREPS by Brittanyy	24-Sep-03/5:01 AM
Sounds like someone's bitter. Take comfort in the likelihood that you probably don't have chlamydia, unlike them. Not your worst poeme, though. 6
Re: Little Girl by Pervy Elf	25-Sep-03/9:05 AM
Folks stupid enough to get themselves into these whiny drama spirals unfortunately never cut themselves nearly deep enough.
Re: Ctrl freak (Alt+ version) by <~>	26-Sep-03/6:59 AM
I love it when you talk nerdy..
Re: sewer rat by irishfolksuicide	26-Sep-03/7:04 AM
Cutest ever. I like the rats.
Re: hermetic by Bill Z Bub	29-Sep-03/6:02 PM
Ooohh. Nice one, sir.
Re: Timber! by Shardik	29-Sep-03/6:03 PM
That has got to be the most amusing poo verse in a while. The cinder block bit was the icing on the "mud" pie.
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Sep-03/6:23 AM
Christ almighty. Different from your usual, as was your last before this, but amazing nonetheless. they made me feel.
Re: Afraid by Brittanyy	2-Oct-03/9:03 AM
Ooh! Useless ellipses and whining self-pity! Darling, you could have a great career writing poemes for uses as emetics. Don't waste your talent on us.
Re: water falls by Bill Z Bub	3-Oct-03/6:41 AM
Well ,I liked it. P&K, nice to see you at the top of your pathetic form, in the pissant groove and all. In the beer section, I dig a wheat beer microbrewed at the favourite bar of limonade and I. She likes the dark 'n' bitter herself.
Re: castle of pandas by FreeFormFixation	6-Oct-03/5:56 PM
the middle isn't so hot, but the rest is wonderful.
Re: A Distracting Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo	6-Oct-03/6:01 PM
I was looking at the Gothic Elvis pictures this morning. one is taped to my wall. the neutrality ones are lovely, especially Switzerland. I'll come too. There's chaos in those cuckoo clocks. Markie has been wearing a lot of short skirts with bright red high heels of late. Foxy.
Re: Often, I'll sit down to pee by Jeremi B. Handrinos	6-Oct-03/6:03 PM
I often stand. I also check out the underage. That's the dirty old man in me.
Re: A Revealing Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo	17-Oct-03/6:52 AM
Very revealing. Dire camel makes me shudder.
Re: Breasts by Stephen Robins	24-Oct-03/6:44 AM
I agree, the last line is really what makes it.
Re: A Fistful of Haiku for All Ages by HaikuMofo	3-Nov-03/3:45 PM
"and now, a cunt solo." Maybe we should start renaming the current instruments.
Re: Hugh Heffner's Halloween party by Jeremi B. Handrinos	3-Nov-03/3:51 PM
you get a ten for the Corey Feldman alone.
Re: It was... by Shardik	7-Nov-03/6:25 AM
Well, at least it even brought joy in the end. An acquaintance of mine put a cucumber dildo in a salad served to several. They never knew, that wasn't dressing, though it was Zesty Italian.
regarding some deleted poem...	7-Nov-03/6:27 AM
asl.
Re: A Runner's Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo	26-Oct-04/11:57 AM
I am out of shape. Lack of groceries has suppressed my masochism. Somewhat.