castle of pandas

you're not a bear! you're more like a cat! a giant cat! panda bear the cat! What you think about that! Oh, you wear a hat? Well, you're still a cat! Bears don't wear hats! What was the point of that?! (all the pandas dance around and try to recreate Animal Farm (plaigarism?) but to no avail: everybody knows that bears are democrats, not communists.) You are a stupid panda! Stupid panda! Go back to the mountains! This castle is for dinosaurs!