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A Fistful of Haiku for All Ages

by HaikuMofo

Member since 2003 · Posted 3 Nov 2003 · 4 comments

--- I'll Fist your Haiku You Poem-Ranking Mofo. I could kick your ass. Donut shop fetish. Honey Dip, Choc'late Dip and Milk is my order. Spy Kids in 3-D, Salma Hayek's in it, right? Might be worth seeing. Playing with his kid on train tracks, I'm sure it's safe. We'll see who's chicken. 'Cunt' sounds like the name of some rare brass instrument. The Clit's the mouthpiece. I might fuck George Bush, If I could choose anyone, and he got no oil. Someone's crazy kid wraps her head with caution tape. Her brain is deadly. Gogo in 'Kill Bill' she'll give you 'Yellow Fever' with her schoolgirl eyes. Would a girl laugh at my blankets of Garfield, Smurfs, and the A-Team, Fool? Girl you put my heart on Amber Alert, baby. You turn me on wrong. ---

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[10] razorgrin 3-Nov-03/3:45 PM Reply
"and now, a cunt solo." Maybe we should start renaming the current instruments.
[10] Shuushin 3-Nov-03/6:04 PM Reply
Very nice - Dennis Leary would be proud, you HWMF.

Kill Bill roxors.
[8] deleted user 4-Nov-03/6:48 AM Reply
Like a loft full of jumble,

'the a-team, fool' was my antique.
[7] <{Baba^Yaga}> 4-Nov-03/6:56 AM Reply
Some good ones, and some dooky.