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A Revealing Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo
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So my chump neighbor
keeps on bringing his cell phone
when doing laundry.
Pepsi addiction,
I'm glad I kicked that habit.
It's bad to puke brown.
Rainbow Cinemas,
the reasons I keep going
aren't just cheap tickets.
Crazy Laptop Chick,
who's immensely topped herself,
look, she must be cold.
I think of jumping
off cliffs not from depression
but morbidity.
While lying in bed
I compose Haiku which I've
forgotten come morn.
The worst camel-toe,
it went up into her gut.
That's a dire camel.
So Markie's been dressed
in short skirts and in red heels.
What else can I say?
Hip-hop whitey boy,
desp'rately tryin' ta git
those girls' attention.
Tell me why a bum
keeps coming to the movies.
He should just buy food.
Practicing Handstands
to tunes from both 'Ravenous'
and 'Akira' too.
White pants in the rain,
that was a bad idea.
I think I see 'France'.
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Weighted score: 5.0238404
Overall Rank: 7447
Posted: October 14, 2003 9:39 PM PDT; Last modified: October 14, 2003 9:39 PM PDT
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