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A Revealing Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo
--- So my chump neighbor keeps on bringing his cell phone when doing laundry. Pepsi addiction, I'm glad I kicked that habit. It's bad to puke brown. Rainbow Cinemas, the reasons I keep going aren't just cheap tickets. Crazy Laptop Chick, who's immensely topped herself, look, she must be cold. I think of jumping off cliffs not from depression but morbidity. While lying in bed I compose Haiku which I've forgotten come morn. The worst camel-toe, it went up into her gut. That's a dire camel. So Markie's been dressed in short skirts and in red heels. What else can I say? Hip-hop whitey boy, desp'rately tryin' ta git those girls' attention. Tell me why a bum keeps coming to the movies. He should just buy food. Practicing Handstands to tunes from both 'Ravenous' and 'Akira' too. White pants in the rain, that was a bad idea. I think I see 'France'. ---

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