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Ctrl freak (Alt+ version)

by <~>

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Sep 2003 · 8 comments

Tracing your face in 2 dimensions hollows out my palm, and I feel it fill with the well of you who would be, if you could be, here. Like I'd whispered something sweetly, teasingly- you come closer in (Ctrl++) but not so I can smell your skin. Here, I'll show you what I can do I'll turn you on your ear, alternating positions (Alt+i +e) 'til you're right (Alt+9). No, wait, I liked you better horizontal (Alt+i +e +H). Now let me adjust your curves (Ctrl+M). There. That's better. All warmed up. (Ctrl++) Come here, dear. Yeah, I've been `Shopping around for years. But I really like what I'm seeing on this screen, and I've hardly manipulated you at all (Esc).

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[10] Bill Z Bub 25-Sep-03/10:26 PM Reply
Fiore dolce
[n/a] Geschäftsreise 26-Sep-03/12:09 AM Reply
Alt+l+w+l/Ctl+v me there. Sounds like a nice place. Puppet here, puppet there - no difference to me.
[8] razorgrin 26-Sep-03/6:59 AM Reply
I love it when you talk nerdy..
[8] J.B. Manning 26-Sep-03/1:49 PM Reply
well, I alt+f4 it, but not before saying it's very cute.
[n/a] Joe-joe 26-Sep-03/3:17 PM Reply
Proof that too much time on the internet distorts ones sense of reality. I'm really happy the ending did occur in the midst of a sexual climax... yours or your 2 dimensional friend...screen cleaner was just not meant to handle such a job. Go to a bar or club tonight. I'm sure you'll do better.....at least I hope so.
[n/a] <~> › Joe-joe 26-Sep-03/3:30 PM Reply
PHOTOSHOP, JOE!!!!!!
[n/a] Joe-joe › <~> 26-Sep-03/4:13 PM Reply
Huh?
[n/a] Joe-joe › Joe-joe 26-Sep-03/4:21 PM Reply
I really wich you would have taken this one all the way. You stopped at 2nd base...didn't even round the bag and threaten to take 3rd. Now i can kind of imagine how a "full manipulation" might end for you....with sweaty brow and wet panties ....but what about the poor chap trapped inside your CRT? No happy ending for him? Ah it get it! This poem turns the tables on men who have the nasty habit of satisfying themselves sexually while leaving their partner (female) in an utter state of frustration. Not that I've ever expereinced such a phenomenon.....I always ring the bell!! - Brilliant twist!