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Ctrl freak (Alt+ version) (Other) by <~>
Tracing your face in 2 dimensions hollows out my palm, and I feel it fill with the well of you who would be, if you could be, here. Like I'd whispered something sweetly, teasingly- you come closer in (Ctrl++) but not so I can smell your skin. Here, I'll show you what I can do I'll turn you on your ear, alternating positions (Alt+i +e) 'til you're right (Alt+9). No, wait, I liked you better horizontal (Alt+i +e +H). Now let me adjust your curves (Ctrl+M). There. That's better. All warmed up. (Ctrl++) Come here, dear. Yeah, I've been `Shopping around for years. But I really like what I'm seeing on this screen, and I've hardly manipulated you at all (Esc).

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Arithmetic Mean: 8.111111
Weighted score: 6.5555553
Overall Rank: 636
Posted: September 25, 2003 9:54 PM PDT; Last modified: September 25, 2003 9:54 PM PDT
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[10] Bill Z Bub @ 24.43.48.67 | 25-Sep-03/10:26 PM | Reply
Fiore dolce
[n/a] Geschäftsreise @ 4.40.32.229 | 26-Sep-03/12:09 AM | Reply
Alt+l+w+l/Ctl+v me there. Sounds like a nice place. Puppet here, puppet there - no difference to me.
[8] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.112 | 26-Sep-03/6:59 AM | Reply
I love it when you talk nerdy..
[8] J.B. Manning @ 129.44.35.24 | 26-Sep-03/1:49 PM | Reply
well, I alt+f4 it, but not before saying it's very cute.
[n/a] Joe-joe @ 68.194.57.229 | 26-Sep-03/3:17 PM | Reply
Proof that too much time on the internet distorts ones sense of reality. I'm really happy the ending did occur in the midst of a sexual climax... yours or your 2 dimensional friend...screen cleaner was just not meant to handle such a job. Go to a bar or club tonight. I'm sure you'll do better.....at least I hope so.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > Joe-joe | 26-Sep-03/3:30 PM | Reply
PHOTOSHOP, JOE!!!!!!
[n/a] Joe-joe @ 68.194.57.229 > <~> | 26-Sep-03/4:13 PM | Reply
Huh?
[n/a] Joe-joe @ 68.194.57.229 > Joe-joe | 26-Sep-03/4:21 PM | Reply
I really wich you would have taken this one all the way. You stopped at 2nd base...didn't even round the bag and threaten to take 3rd. Now i can kind of imagine how a "full manipulation" might end for you....with sweaty brow and wet panties ....but what about the poor chap trapped inside your CRT? No happy ending for him? Ah it get it! This poem turns the tables on men who have the nasty habit of satisfying themselves sexually while leaving their partner (female) in an utter state of frustration. Not that I've ever expereinced such a phenomenon.....I always ring the bell!! - Brilliant twist!
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