on Fire roses by Indigo
8 May 2003, 1:37 AM
You should rewrite this in the shape of a heart, or perhaps a bumblebee.
on Vivid Anger by DeadtotheWorld
8 May 2003, 1:25 AM
I'M ABOUT TO <BR>
Hey, that's some real good shit, kid. I bet Lesley will really appreciate it!! Why don't you make some sort of multimedia presentation out of it? You could cut out the shape of your love from a single sheet of moistened cardboard, mount it on the very fabric of your being with a stapler of trust, and then shove it into Lesley's face and grind it back and forth until Lesley doesn't have a face anymore, just a sticky bulbous liquid red mass and you're screaming and trying to wake up but you've really done it this time, you sick fucker.
on I Am a Snob, or, 'A Definition' by JakeBike
8 May 2003, 12:55 AM
A ha ha! Splendid to the max! You've really captured a hearty, hilarious essential truth about the maxims of poetes in this hard-driving world we call Planet MacDo.
on Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik
8 May 2003, 12:51 AM
Have you ever stepped into a mound of your own used nappies so deep you thought God had pulled open his cheeks and you'd fallen in? I haven't. But I bet you have, you sick fucker.
on lost (short) by sir_heff
7 May 2003, 8:52 AM
a bit short
replying on You wash up, I forget. by Bachus
6 May 2003, 9:11 AM
It's a radio show. I would strongly urge you to listen to the whole thing. Then listen to all the others:
http://cabinessence.cream.org/
http://cabinessence.cream.org/
replying on You wash up, I forget. by Bachus
6 May 2003, 8:46 AM
If you find rape amusing, I strongly suggest you download the following:
http://cabinessence.cream.org/BJ3-5a.zip
Listen to the first sketch after the intro.
http://cabinessence.cream.org/BJ3-5a.zip
Listen to the first sketch after the intro.
replying on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones
6 May 2003, 8:37 AM
I know. That's why I asked if you were related.
He was your father, wasn't he?
He was your father, wasn't he?
replying on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones
6 May 2003, 7:19 AM
Are you related to Dr Thomas Jones?
replying on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones
6 May 2003, 6:53 AM
Sounds just like a PhD on "Why won't those bloody tories let me watch 'Carry On' films in peace!", to me. But don't worry, Nicholas. At least you're doing something useful - I'm sure there's a great deal we could learn from dangerously incompetent welsh terrorists.
replying on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones
6 May 2003, 6:41 AM
oh come on the ending is the only good thing in the entire piece! "Butler who did not steal has now been freed." -- genius! You build up the tension, and the reader thinks it's going to be another Nicholas Jones epic about political issues and the labour party and welsh suffering and war in iraq, but then when the news comes on the headlines are just laughably mundane. Of course, rather than seeing the funny side of all this, I'm sure Nicholas Jones is deeply disappointed with the quality of "News Values" in modern society. "Why do we care more about butlers than we do about human suffering and welsh issues?" Well I've got news for you, Nicholas: if you want to watch your "Carry On" films in peace, along with all the other working class Labour bumpkins, then I suggest you get Sky TV rather than spending all your time (not to mention taxpayer's money) writing a PhD about it.
replying on Beauty, sleeping (revised) by Ranger
4 May 2003, 4:39 PM
SPORK UNDULATIONAL CLAP JUMPER
on When We Parted by anitawit
3 May 2003, 7:29 AM
TORTIONAL OVULE BLANKET
on Blackbird & the Everlasting Dream by Ranger
3 May 2003, 7:25 AM
Cackbird squats on autumn leaves
Beneath the groin where heirloom weaves
And morsels plucked with rolled-up sleeves
Forget their pants and borrow Steve's
This bird now knows just what it means
To write something that doesn't scan, or so it seems
Beneath the groin where heirloom weaves
And morsels plucked with rolled-up sleeves
Forget their pants and borrow Steve's
This bird now knows just what it means
To write something that doesn't scan, or so it seems
replying on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined
1 May 2003, 6:37 AM
great use of "o'clock" to rhyme with "clock"!!!!!
on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined
1 May 2003, 6:26 AM
one moment to the other, groin,
by way of circumcision;
trousers down I shout "Purloin!"
and pray for close precision.
by way of circumcision;
trousers down I shout "Purloin!"
and pray for close precision.
on As the Redwood Ages by DurtKL
1 May 2003, 6:17 AM
I like the way you've used the condom as a metaphor for your face. My face is moist and supple.