| Re: Pele's pulse by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
8-May-03/1:45 AM |
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| Re: Fire roses by Indigo |
8-May-03/1:37 AM |
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You should rewrite this in the shape of a heart, or perhaps a bumblebee.
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| Re: I wish... by Jai |
8-May-03/1:26 AM |
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I wish I could break your face.
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| Re: Vivid Anger by DeadtotheWorld |
8-May-03/1:25 AM |
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| Re: To Lesley by Bahookie |
8-May-03/1:13 AM |
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Hey, that's some real good shit, kid. I bet Lesley will really appreciate it!! Why don't you make some sort of multimedia presentation out of it? You could cut out the shape of your love from a single sheet of moistened cardboard, mount it on the very fabric of your being with a stapler of trust, and then shove it into Lesley's face and grind it back and forth until Lesley doesn't have a face anymore, just a sticky bulbous liquid red mass and you're screaming and trying to wake up but you've really done it this time, you sick fucker.
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| Re: I Am a Snob, or, 'A Definition' by JakeBike |
8-May-03/12:55 AM |
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A ha ha! Splendid to the max! You've really captured a hearty, hilarious essential truth about the maxims of poetes in this hard-driving world we call Planet MacDo.
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| Re: Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik |
8-May-03/12:51 AM |
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Have you ever stepped into a mound of your own used nappies so deep you thought God had pulled open his cheeks and you'd fallen in? I haven't. But I bet you have, you sick fucker.
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| Re: lost (short) by sir_heff |
7-May-03/8:52 AM |
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| Re: a comment on You wash up, I forget. by Bachus |
6-May-03/9:11 AM |
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| Re: a comment on You wash up, I forget. by Bachus |
6-May-03/8:46 AM |
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| Re: a comment on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones |
6-May-03/8:37 AM |
I know. That's why I asked if you were related.
He was your father, wasn't he?
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| Re: a comment on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones |
6-May-03/7:19 AM |
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Are you related to Dr Thomas Jones?
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| Re: a comment on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones |
6-May-03/6:53 AM |
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Sounds just like a PhD on "Why won't those bloody tories let me watch 'Carry On' films in peace!", to me. But don't worry, Nicholas. At least you're doing something useful - I'm sure there's a great deal we could learn from dangerously incompetent welsh terrorists.
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| Re: a comment on News Values (some time last November) by Nicholas Jones |
6-May-03/6:41 AM |
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oh come on the ending is the only good thing in the entire piece! "Butler who did not steal has now been freed." -- genius! You build up the tension, and the reader thinks it's going to be another Nicholas Jones epic about political issues and the labour party and welsh suffering and war in iraq, but then when the news comes on the headlines are just laughably mundane. Of course, rather than seeing the funny side of all this, I'm sure Nicholas Jones is deeply disappointed with the quality of "News Values" in modern society. "Why do we care more about butlers than we do about human suffering and welsh issues?" Well I've got news for you, Nicholas: if you want to watch your "Carry On" films in peace, along with all the other working class Labour bumpkins, then I suggest you get Sky TV rather than spending all your time (not to mention taxpayer's money) writing a PhD about it.
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| Re: a comment on Beauty, sleeping (revised) by Ranger |
4-May-03/4:39 PM |
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SPORK UNDULATIONAL CLAP JUMPER
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| Re: When We Parted by anitawit |
3-May-03/7:29 AM |
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| Re: Blackbird & the Everlasting Dream by Ranger |
3-May-03/7:25 AM |
Cackbird squats on autumn leaves
Beneath the groin where heirloom weaves
And morsels plucked with rolled-up sleeves
Forget their pants and borrow Steve's
This bird now knows just what it means
To write something that doesn't scan, or so it seems
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| Re: Remember by Luv2write |
2-May-03/1:34 PM |
Today's headlines:
"GRAVY-SHAPED POEME TOO DISGUSTING FOR WORDS," SAYS VICAR
"HELP ME!" SAYS MAN IN GROTESQUELY-WRITTEN-POEME UNPLEASANTNESS
GUITAR-SHAPED BOY BREEDS FROZEN ESCAPE GOAT
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| Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined |
1-May-03/6:37 AM |
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great use of "o'clock" to rhyme with "clock"!!!!!
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| Re: One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined |
1-May-03/6:26 AM |
one moment to the other, groin,
by way of circumcision;
trousers down I shout "Purloin!"
and pray for close precision.
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