| Re: a comment on we're insane by nolan |
12-May-03/3:13 PM |
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You haven't just let richa down, nolan. And you haven't just let me down... You've let yourself down. And I'm not just talking about some sort of shallow, superficial let down - like when you let yourself down by turning up to an interview wearing nothing but a small, round telescope made out of plastic udders. No... I'm afraid your problem isn't quite so straightforward as that. You've really let yourself down quite badly, and I am extremely disappointed in you. For the love of Christ, please try harder next time. Thanks.
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| Re: a comment on Our Sweet Lady Lispalot by lunar |
12-May-03/1:14 AM |
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| Re: a comment on The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests by Jeremi B. Handrinos |
12-May-03/1:12 AM |
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Shit, you truly are master of the powerful comeback. "Maybe your face, but not mine"? Why didn't you just say "No, you" or "Go away!"
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| Re: a comment on My Dark Power by The Martyr |
12-May-03/1:05 AM |
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| Re: The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests by Jeremi B. Handrinos |
10-May-03/10:23 PM |
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stfu man, sigh own your face
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| Re: a comment on lost (short) by sir_heff |
10-May-03/10:16 PM |
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If the bones are correct, you plucked it from the hamper of a sleeping rogue, wearing nothing but the singleton set of nudity.
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| Re: âDeath To Doughboyâ by The Martyr |
10-May-03/11:47 AM |
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If you rewrote this as a homoerotic seafaring epic it would be the best thing ever.
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| Re: a comment on My Dark Power by The Martyr |
10-May-03/11:45 AM |
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Come on dude, the only differences between this and your stuff is that this rhymes and doesn't go on for eight pages.
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| Re: a comment on The boy who shot birds by Bachus |
10-May-03/11:40 AM |
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You can't spell, punctuate or use grammar correctly either, you fucking retard. In fact I believe the only good thing you've ever done is use the phrase "a homerun of shit".
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| Re: a comment on My final poem by lee's tommy |
10-May-03/1:39 AM |
Then, Sir, perhaps you would enjoy the story "Dying Words" by David J Schow, available in "Best New Horror vol. 9", edited by Stephen Jones. It is about a man who, while typing a short story about zombies, finds himself turning into a zombie. Upon reading it, I declared it to be the most whimsical jape of the season!
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| Re: a comment on lost (short) by sir_heff |
9-May-03/9:11 PM |
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Or perhaps you meant K where K = aleph_K, ie the limit of the series {aleph_0, aleph_aleph_0,...,}? I very much doubt there is such a big number. I doubt you are not a cad.
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| Re: a comment on Birth in the Valley of Liquor by horus8 |
9-May-03/8:55 PM |
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Yes, that is what horus8 would say. He's just very sensitive about his poetry, since none of it rhymes.
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| Re: a comment on Black Buns by Bachus |
9-May-03/8:51 PM |
If I was not menstruating,
mumble mumble mumble
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| Re: Mother by sk8rs_rule_all |
9-May-03/2:58 PM |
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I would say "great use of 'talk' to rhyme with 'walk'" but honestly! This HAS to be a joke. Good 1! "and don't forget about mob" -- genius.
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| Re: a comment on lost (short) by sir_heff |
9-May-03/8:01 AM |
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You've got the answer wrong. What you meant to say was "the least fixed point of the function f : Real -> Real where f(x) = |x| and Real is the set of real numbers". What have you got to say for yourself, now?
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| Re: Vivid Anger by DeadtotheWorld |
9-May-03/6:50 AM |
So many problems in this world today
I get more cuts and bruises everyday
Iâm crazy, sick and twisted, you just canât
Mess with this, Hell man, when you get right
Down to it Iâm ballistic, found, bound
Within my rights, I put on my gloves and letâs
Get on with this fight, donât back away, and cuss
Todayâs that day I unleash my rage, my anger
So vivid the earth trembles, it shakes and it quakes
But first, I really ought to finish ironing these napkins.
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| Re: a comment on Dance With Me by marvelis |
8-May-03/4:14 PM |
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I'm always on, fuck-knuckles.
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| Re: a comment on Knights of progress 'alter boy shamed' by Bachus |
8-May-03/2:38 PM |
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Perhaps he was too busy watching you obsessively reply to every negative comment someone makes on one of your poemes to notice you'd stopped caring what people think.
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| Re: Dance With Me by marvelis |
8-May-03/2:29 PM |
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On your face I now do fart.
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| Re: a comment on lost (short) by sir_heff |
8-May-03/10:02 AM |
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