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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (1921-1940) and replies

Re: a comment on If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is... by Yardbird 19-May-03/6:42 AM
hahahaha you complete bum-arse. You saw that you'd made an utter bosh and desperately tried to save face by claiming it was deliberate. Well guess what kiddo - you ain't foolin' no one. Now scram!
Re: a comment on Hardest Thing by Felzpoet 19-May-03/4:58 AM
Tell ya what kid, how bout you beat me off behind the bleachers and I'll give you $5 to keep quiet. Whaddaya say?
Re: a comment on If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is... by Yardbird 19-May-03/4:56 AM
It's not even copyright violation.
Re: a comment on If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is... by Yardbird 19-May-03/4:56 AM
Gutted or what.
Re: a comment on Endure by Felzpoet 19-May-03/3:52 AM
then don't write fucking poemes about it all the time.
Re: a comment on Hardest Thing by Felzpoet 18-May-03/5:56 PM
Hey listen up Felchpoet: you wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta play hard ball. Ain't nobody round here gonna cut you a break 'cos you're a rookie - there's only cool-cats and hipsters that make it big in this business. You gotta problem, kid, I suggest you take it up with your mommy. Now beat it!
Re: a comment on Hardest Thing by Felzpoet 18-May-03/4:33 PM
I see a poeme.

but wait... what's that? something seems to be slowly diffusing out of the mangled heap of mediocre literature that has been carelessly splattered all over my screen... it... it seems to be made of skin... it can't be... no! Oh God no! AAARRRGHHH *ppppt *gagh*

END OF TRANSMISSION

Gentlemen, we have a situation here.
Re: Darkness ( A tribute to the poem FOOTPRINTS) by Mr Pig 17-May-03/5:28 PM
When I trod on an onion,
I was lost in complete darkness,
And shouted for God to rescue me,
But all He did was butter my garden
Because he was made of rice.
Re: a comment on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-May-03/10:54 AM
It's good the way you're rising above all the immaturity on this site, colndog. I daresay your mummy would be very proud of you.
Re: a comment on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-May-03/10:52 AM
Sir,

If you actually were a mature poete with a mature life and mature friends and a mature career, your desperately casual expression of maturity might be a terrrible blow to -=Dark_Angel=-.

However, you are not. Indeede, I daresay you are a total moron.

Good day.
Re: a comment on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-May-03/3:52 PM
I now see why you have vast array of racist umbilical cords billowing uselessly from your undiluted bum.
Re: Until by lunar 16-May-03/1:34 PM
I was just a figment of your bum
A speck gathering filth in the farest reaches of your breeches
A single fading stain in your underpants,
You didn't know me at all.

The bum comes parading across your thoughts and dreams,
Obscuring your face
Covering it like that complete bastard
Who covered my own face with crisps.
I procrastinate obscurity like a gnome.

I slipped on a giant dog,
But i have left a little something,
In the wilderness of your breeches,
You didn't realise what you had until i left you and your underpants accidentally landed on your face.
Re: a comment on we're insane by nolan 16-May-03/1:02 PM
Yes well nolan you've made your views on the matter only too clear with this embarrassingly dismal effort. And yet surely you're not so blind that you're too blind to see that poetry isn't about expressing yourself: it's about trying to express yourself. And what about beauty? Where does that fit in to your grand little scheme of things? Doesn't beauty have a place in poetry? I think it does. And I think you need to have a long, hard think about what you've done. You make me very sorry, nolan. Very sorry indeed.
Re: On A Cliff by colndodg 16-May-03/4:11 AM
Great work! I especially like the way you repeat the first two lines for no reason!! 10!!!!
Re: I hope not by colndodg 16-May-03/4:09 AM
Stupid but poorly executed, 7
Re: a comment on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-May-03/4:06 AM
Do you indeede, Sir? I find it horribly ironic that the doctors were able to save your face but unable to prevent your bum from being so hideously maimed, and that you still insist applying Make-up to it and going out upon the Towne, walking upon your hands, trousers pulled down just enough to expose the Bumface...
Re: Sanctuary by Lolly 13-May-03/3:19 PM
Wanktuary (Free verse) by -=Dark_Angel=-

The whore pisses
I watch from the peepholes
neither friend nor my mum
is welcome here
I am hunkered down
wanking
watching
deep within the crotchtower
protected
hidden well beneath the gray
folding sheets
silent
listening for the rush
of footsteps
undetected
safe wanktuary
within walls
no one will find out...
Re: Wake and Bake Club by sir_heff 13-May-03/8:31 AM
Oh shit, you really have done more drugs than me!! I was just acting like a tough guy, trying to play in the big leagues, but you're the real thing!! I made up the whole thing about being quadro-spazzed on a life glug. There's... no such thing.

I...I just...O Jesu what have I done?
Re: a comment on Blues by Christof 13-May-03/6:05 AM
Don't worry, mate! I'm sure you'll be a popular poete in no time! Why not write about what you did on the weekend? Or how about writing about something that interests you? A hobby, perhaps. Or even your favorite T.V show! The possibilities are endless!!!!111
Re: fuck that bitch by Lucifer 13-May-03/5:27 AM
Excellent piece!! However, perhaps you should consider the distinction between "poetry" and "a series of uninteresting, mostly unconnected thoughts presented in a form whose only resemblance to poetry is its frequent line breaks". 10/10!!!!


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