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Wake and Bake Club (Free verse) by sir_heff
I wake and Bake Everyday, Get so stoned I cant see straight. Hit up McD’s, maybe BK And get to class an hour late. Sitting in class, to stoned to see Lay my head on the desk And start to dream Of heaven I Dream In the heaven I see There are stoners about Stoners just like me Smoking it up, smoking on trees We smoke all day Then we smoke all night When the bag is gone We will have a plight But heaven this is So the bag comes back Its full once agen Its contents intact!

Up the ladder: A Broken man
Down the ladder: Erased

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.6
Weighted score: 5.0715218
Overall Rank: 6547
Posted: May 9, 2003 6:49 AM PDT; Last modified: May 13, 2003 6:23 AM PDT
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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 13-May-03/8:31 AM | Reply
Oh shit, you really have done more drugs than me!! I was just acting like a tough guy, trying to play in the big leagues, but you're the real thing!! I made up the whole thing about being quadro-spazzed on a life glug. There's... no such thing.

I...I just...O Jesu what have I done?
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 13-May-03/9:32 AM | Reply
What is this? Plan b?
[2] god'swife @ 67.73.32.155 | 18-Sep-03/10:16 AM | Reply
Ah too bad, you crap-out after line 3 in the 2nd stanza.
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