Yeah! dude, come on. the only difference between this and your ass is some shit just stinks regardless of the nappy's staunching strength, dude. Duder. dudesky. duderooni. dudette.

Anyone, by the way, in my opinion, that uses the word 'dude' loosely or tightly to gain familiarity or bridge age gaps in a conversation are normally better off just shutting the fuck up without appearing to be 'hip' or 'with it'. Dude, because, they're not in fact, it's sad. Everytime my little brother calls my dad 'dude', or my dad calls me dude? I think to myself, now here are two people that are so afraid of communicating they can't even use one another's proper birth name or said title, and yes James, that's sad. So could you refer to me from this point on as Duke Dudington? Thankyou, for your attention to this most serious of matters.