kick ass screen name. OAR rules.

REALLY REALLY nice!

okay

okay, i supposer

This isnt my style, but it isnt bad...like the descriptions

nice...cutesy a bit, but nice.

cutesy ish...most definetly not my style, but ill give you a 4 bc i dont judge to harshly

no...this is supposed to be what? funny? deep? i seriously dont like it.

Five gallons in a ten gallon hat.

"put a little love in this hole" Thats Pr0n, right?

Kinda got lost after the the cop called in the dogs, but it kept my interest, which is fairly amazing considering the amound of letters you made me sound out. Still, a ten in my book.

By my rough count, the next time lydia evelyn or CLS responds to an unflattering characterization of her physical appearance or personality with "How did you know?" will be the 50th. We should plan some sort of commemoration. A party, perhaps.

Have I stumbled into a private club here. I thought it was for comments on poems. Not to change the subject, but I happen to like this one.

Dear Crystal, If I wrote a magical program that read all input from any keyboard you ever used, swapping keys around so that the only way you could type the word 'love' would be to type the word 'fuck' i.e. if you pressed the f, u, c, k keys, the word 'love' would appear. If you pressed the l, o, v, e keys, however, the word 'fuck' would appear. What would you do then, hmm? Would you remove the word 'love' from your vocabulary? Or would you just type 'fuck' whenever you needed to use the word 'love'? N.B Buying a new computer is not a solution, because it is a magical program that affects ANY keyboard you use, because it is actually lodged in your soul.

then what are we supposed to write about?

This is a cute little story..

mmmmmmmm :-) very nice. It makes me long for summer

2 2 2!

"wheels roll and i'm on my way to feeling whole" is ackward but I loved "under dusklit skies/entranced by golden eyes" keep it up :)

I give a smirk ....so many of us...