Re: I'm Aboard by Ali_cat018	3-Mar-05/6:36 AM
Filth
Re: March 3,2005/I lost someone by RION12	4-Mar-05/8:06 AM
I know it is in bad taste to say something when your clearly aching with sorrow over the loss of your second cousin but this poem just lacks something, I can't put my finger on it but it will come to me...
Re: Fat girls Who Wear Short Skirts During Winter Quarter by DurtKL	8-Mar-05/5:23 AM
have you ever been to Cardiff? - 10 -
regarding some deleted poem...	11-Mar-05/6:23 AM
A - Age you got your first kiss: 6, a strange man at scout camp, I had to kiss him back but not on the lips. C - Crush: Superman D - Dad's name: ? E - Easiest person to talk to: The Lord, Jesus Christ F - Favorite band at the moment: Hanson, there is and never will be another. G - Gummy worms or gummy bears? Gummy bears give great head, gummy worms sounds revolting. H - Hometown: Ashby-de-la-zouch I - Instruments: Phallus J- Junior High: 6 in three hours K - Kids: Aids M - Mom's name: Patricia Lane. N - Nicknames: The Twat. Q - Quotation: "Christ's fat cock, how I ache for you."--attrib.-=Dark_Angel=-P.I. R - Reason to smile: Doing a Mexican wave at the Tsunami benefit match. S - Song you sang last: "You have our flag in your flag" to an Australian at the rugby. T - Time you woke up: 5:30 am to throw up. U - Unknown fact about me: Disabled from waist up.
Re: Questions for CLS by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	11-Mar-05/6:24 AM
-=100000000000=-
Re: Oceans love song by Stacy Stewart	11-Mar-05/7:33 AM
line 4: change gentle to genital and I will upgrade my 0 to a 2.
Re: How to make a suicide bomber by Caducus	14-Mar-05/4:02 AM
No, No, No, No, NO! I am going to say something controversial, but what differentiates me from a suicide bomber is a Christian education and looking bulky without having to wear a belt of C4.
Re: Sauvignon by Dovina	14-Mar-05/4:05 AM
smut.
Re: On Reading by the_poetess	14-Mar-05/4:09 AM
Is this Reading in Berks? or did you mean reading?
Re: "America The Beautiful" by jroday	17-Mar-05/5:39 AM
That it is a fantastic anthem for all the confused members of the human race. Your various points seem to be: 1) America spends more on space travel than finding a cure for disease. I believe US companies would love to find a cure for AIDS and cancer as it would make them more money - I don't believe there is a direct correlation between the budgets of NASA and Pfizer. 2) Because America is wealthy it should not have homeless people. Bow'ls. 3) The law backs the wealthy against the "people". Bernie Ebbers would probably back you right to the point where he goes down for 80 years. 4) By invading a despotic state whose main aim was to cause as much turbulence in the Middle East as possible the safety and security of the United states has been in some way compromised. How many terrorist bombings have there been in the USA since the overthrow of the regimes in Iraq and Afghanistan? 5) Never has the USA been more united never has a president received such an enhanced majority in favour of his previous term in office, never have so few disgruntled lefties whinged quite so loudly. -10-
Re: The Universe by durr_T_hip_E	23-Mar-05/8:33 AM
Awesome - put the word shit in front of every word and you have it.
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Mar-05/8:37 AM
One vote from CLS of a -10- , I could not have encapsulated this poemes failure any better.
Re: Reasonably Good by Dovina	23-Mar-05/8:38 AM
Spunky.
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Mar-05/8:41 AM
Have you been following the Schiavo case? You see if you do nothing to persuade people you are not in a permanent vegative state someone will remove your food pipe.
Re: Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Mar-05/7:23 AM
There once was a young girl from Milwaukee, Who went off west to star in a "talkie", Alas, that her fate, Was to star with horus8, After which her movements were gawky.
Re: Make Music in Your Heart by Dovina	29-Mar-05/3:15 AM
Too much flummery.
Re: How to treat young ladies by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	29-Mar-05/6:30 AM
Not forgetting Cholmondeley-Belvoir, Who smites them with his golden retriever; Or that Cad, Hesketh-Horace, who prefers to bite of their clitoris.
Re: Half a dozen by thepinkbunnyofdoom	31-Mar-05/3:11 AM
Do you and CLS show each other your bits over the internet - I suppose it's easier for CLS to do so as they are detachable.
Re: A Little Further by thepinkbunnyofdoom	31-Mar-05/3:12 AM
Appallingly damp.
Re: Twilight Affair by thepinkbunnyofdoom	31-Mar-05/3:13 AM
Do you possess an innie or an outie? (penis that is)