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Unfortunate Semen Incident (Limerick) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. There was a young girl from Milwaukee,
Who liked to indulge in bukkake.
One day, in the race,
To come on her face,
I slipped and reversed the hierarchy.
Up the ladder:
Spark
Down the ladder:
Let me rest.
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Posted: July 4, 2002 4:51 PM PDT; Last modified: July 4, 2002 4:51 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.1489353 Overall Rank: 5346 Comments:
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-=SeTTle=- @ 63.214.107.157
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6-Jul-02/11:24 AM
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VERY CLEVER. ANYWAY I WAS LIKE DO YOU REALLY THINK A GIRL WHO EATS KIMCHEE THREE TIMES A DAY MINDS THE TASTE OF THAT STUFF I THINK NOT. THis is, by the way, one of the funniest limericks I've ever seen.
i'll give it to you on this one, it was funny
Laverne and Shirley swirly. hat's offo
Nice job, but by no stretch of the imagination does 'bukkake' rhyme with 'hierarchy.'
Shut yo face mofo. 'Bukkake' rhymes with 'hierarchy' in England. Can you imagine being in England? Then you can imagine 'bukakke' rhyming with 'hierarchy' (I know it's quite a stretch LOL WTF ROTFL BRB ASL!!!)
You deserve an 'embrowning.'
Really? That is the single greatest honour that may be bestowed 'pon an writer. Meet me in the alley behind Lefty's. Bring a box of moiste tow'lettes and some browne embalming lotion. Password: KEN SENT ME
I waited 2 freakin hours at Lefty's, holding tow'lettes (moiste)and lotion. Where the hell were you?
I was in the alley behind Lefty's, as arranged. If you weren't there, then who was that greas'd old man I mounted? Good God! Do you think he had AIDS?
HILARIOUS. though "hierarchy" doesn't quite fit the rhyme. it would be close to perfect if it did.
From my point of view, it's "Milwaukee" that doesn't quite fit the rhyme. "Hierarchy" has a silent "r" when pronounced in the Queen's English.
ewwww
There once was a young girl from Milwaukee,
Who went off west to star in a "talkie", Alas, that her fate, Was to star with horus8, After which her movements were gawky.
Jesus farts for you!
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