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Unfortunate Semen Incident

by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

Member since 2002 · Posted 4 Jul 2002 · 14 comments

There was a young girl from Milwaukee, Who liked to indulge in bukkake. One day, in the race, To come on her face, I slipped and reversed the hierarchy.

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[10] -=SeTTle=- 6-Jul-02/11:24 AM Reply
VERY CLEVER. ANYWAY I WAS LIKE DO YOU REALLY THINK A GIRL WHO EATS KIMCHEE THREE TIMES A DAY MINDS THE TASTE OF THAT STUFF I THINK NOT. THis is, by the way, one of the funniest limericks I've ever seen.
[7] Twisted Wizard 10-Jul-02/8:46 PM Reply
i'll give it to you on this one, it was funny
[7] horus8 11-Jul-02/9:55 PM Reply
Laverne and Shirley swirly. hat's offo
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman 15-Jul-02/3:19 PM Reply
Nice job, but by no stretch of the imagination does 'bukkake' rhyme with 'hierarchy.'
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 15-Jul-02/3:46 PM Reply
Shut yo face mofo. 'Bukkake' rhymes with 'hierarchy' in England. Can you imagine being in England? Then you can imagine 'bukakke' rhyming with 'hierarchy' (I know it's quite a stretch LOL WTF ROTFL BRB ASL!!!)
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman 17-Jul-02/9:52 AM Reply
You deserve an 'embrowning.'
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-Jul-02/2:26 PM Reply
Really? That is the single greatest honour that may be bestowed 'pon an writer. Meet me in the alley behind Lefty's. Bring a box of moiste tow'lettes and some browne embalming lotion. Password: KEN SENT ME
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 10-Oct-02/10:08 AM Reply
I waited 2 freakin hours at Lefty's, holding tow'lettes (moiste)and lotion. Where the hell were you?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › waltfreakinwhitman 10-Oct-02/11:09 AM Reply
I was in the alley behind Lefty's, as arranged. If you weren't there, then who was that greas'd old man I mounted? Good God! Do you think he had AIDS?
[6] nentwined 11-Sep-02/12:40 PM Reply
HILARIOUS. though "hierarchy" doesn't quite fit the rhyme. it would be close to perfect if it did.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › nentwined 11-Sep-02/6:54 PM Reply
From my point of view, it's "Milwaukee" that doesn't quite fit the rhyme. "Hierarchy" has a silent "r" when pronounced in the Queen's English.
[0] deleted user 26-Nov-02/3:40 PM Reply
ewwww
[8] Stephen Robins 24-Mar-05/7:23 AM Reply
There once was a young girl from Milwaukee,
Who went off west to star in a "talkie",
Alas, that her fate,
Was to star with horus8,
After which her movements were gawky.
[10] Sing4Jesus! 23-Aug-06/9:51 AM Reply
Jesus farts for you!