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Unfortunate Semen Incident (Limerick) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
There was a young girl from Milwaukee, Who liked to indulge in bukkake. One day, in the race, To come on her face, I slipped and reversed the hierarchy.

Up the ladder: Winter Lands: I
Down the ladder: Let me rest.

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Overall Rank: 5344
Posted: July 4, 2002 4:51 PM PDT; Last modified: July 4, 2002 4:51 PM PDT
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[10] -=SeTTle=- @ 63.214.107.157 | 6-Jul-02/11:24 AM | Reply
VERY CLEVER. ANYWAY I WAS LIKE DO YOU REALLY THINK A GIRL WHO EATS KIMCHEE THREE TIMES A DAY MINDS THE TASTE OF THAT STUFF I THINK NOT. THis is, by the way, one of the funniest limericks I've ever seen.
[7] Twisted Wizard @ 66.157.72.236 | 10-Jul-02/8:46 PM | Reply
i'll give it to you on this one, it was funny
[7] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 11-Jul-02/9:55 PM | Reply
Laverne and Shirley swirly. hat's offo
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman @ 192.193.210.27 | 15-Jul-02/3:19 PM | Reply
Nice job, but by no stretch of the imagination does 'bukkake' rhyme with 'hierarchy.'
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 15-Jul-02/3:46 PM | Reply
Shut yo face mofo. 'Bukkake' rhymes with 'hierarchy' in England. Can you imagine being in England? Then you can imagine 'bukakke' rhyming with 'hierarchy' (I know it's quite a stretch LOL WTF ROTFL BRB ASL!!!)
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman @ 192.193.196.3 | 17-Jul-02/9:52 AM | Reply
You deserve an 'embrowning.'
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 17-Jul-02/2:26 PM | Reply
Really? That is the single greatest honour that may be bestowed 'pon an writer. Meet me in the alley behind Lefty's. Bring a box of moiste tow'lettes and some browne embalming lotion. Password: KEN SENT ME
[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman @ 192.193.210.27 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 10-Oct-02/10:08 AM | Reply
I waited 2 freakin hours at Lefty's, holding tow'lettes (moiste)and lotion. Where the hell were you?
I was in the alley behind Lefty's, as arranged. If you weren't there, then who was that greas'd old man I mounted? Good God! Do you think he had AIDS?
[6] nentwined @ 192.168.0.69 | 11-Sep-02/12:40 PM | Reply
HILARIOUS. though "hierarchy" doesn't quite fit the rhyme. it would be close to perfect if it did.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159 > nentwined | 11-Sep-02/6:54 PM | Reply
From my point of view, it's "Milwaukee" that doesn't quite fit the rhyme. "Hierarchy" has a silent "r" when pronounced in the Queen's English.
[0] deleted user @ 172.180.38.92 | 26-Nov-02/3:40 PM | Reply
ewwww
[8] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 24-Mar-05/7:23 AM | Reply
There once was a young girl from Milwaukee,
Who went off west to star in a "talkie",
Alas, that her fate,
Was to star with horus8,
After which her movements were gawky.
[10] Sing4Jesus! @ 87.80.134.60 | 23-Aug-06/9:51 AM | Reply
Jesus farts for you!
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