Re: Wanna Be Porn Star. by spank me baby yeah	2-Apr-03/1:03 AM
Think retro couches, and louvers on a 1985 Chrysler laser coupe.
Re: Bible Quoting Fag Killer (So it is said) by Blindproject217	2-Apr-03/1:00 AM
This must of been how the Aztecs felt too, before the shit went down. You'd better get ready, because the gnostics are the leat of your worries. Picture Allah with a bad case of SARS sitting next to you on a long flight home. better hold your breath Chirpy, there's turbulence ahead. As for the difference between us? Natural talent and about a 100 iq points. You wouldn't now an agnostic from a used taoist's hand towel if Simon the mage was working magic from the recesses of your large intestine. That is all. You are excused.
Re: Guitar Lesson by Dancer	28-Mar-03/10:41 AM
That's why nixon started drinking scotch too.
Re: Ode to a cock muncher by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	28-Mar-03/9:43 AM
Perneum pushers. hilarious.
Re: The Beauty of His Last Night Wasted by OneFingerAnswer	18-Mar-03/9:59 PM
weren't we suppose to discuss something? try jeremi_handrinos@yahoo.com
Re: a comment on The Beauty of His Last Night Wasted by OneFingerAnswer	18-Mar-03/9:57 PM
each stanza is a haiku. The whole thing is meant to be read together, or it can be torn appart and used in other manuscripts or works of your writing etc. At least that's why i do mine that way. It's a poem built out of haiku, see, that wasn't so hard was it mr. Author?
Re: iodine and baby oil by rockinindividual	18-Mar-03/9:52 PM
There are some very interesting symbols and feelings twisting around in this piece. 8.
Re: a comment on Award shows make my cock hard, but you don't by Bachus	15-Mar-03/9:02 PM
Dude... THey make the counting crows look like the carpenters.
Re: Sympathetic Guilt by middenHeap	14-Mar-03/4:09 PM
Violence is for the daft.
Re: a comment on Pinjur by Shardik	14-Mar-03/1:54 PM
I played live from the tub already a year or two ago. You are too late. I don't believe an organ would fit for you though. Perhaps you can play my sax? Michael Jost took me. They do that show in Venice beach, but it's called www.bathtubgirl.com a real fucking skankfest, plus if i recall the acoustics sucked and my guitar string broke or detuned rapidly or some shit like that.
Re: a comment on Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik	14-Mar-03/12:01 PM
Who's Stan Rice?
Re: a comment on Floating in mindless clutter of words by wLeBlancw	9-Mar-03/6:16 PM
Actually, I wrote this thinking he sounded like Settle, looks like Settle, smells like Settle, but alas, apparently isn't. Which almost makes the entire day even more worthwhile somehow. (See, Settle and me got a thing, we are battling one another at the expense of the innocent, lovely huh?)
Re: Floating in mindless clutter of words by wLeBlancw	9-Mar-03/6:12 PM
Leo Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com) A selfish attitude on your part will not be tolerated today, regardless of the circumstances, dear Leo. Don't make it worse for yourself by pretending that you don't notice the hurt feelings of those around you. People are likely to be extra sensitive today, so be careful of trying to impose your will on someone who really just wants nothing more than an ear to talk to and a shoulder to cry on. Whoops, so much for that.lol.
Re: a comment on Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik	9-Mar-03/5:46 PM
You aren't!
Re: Klondike by wLeBlancw	9-Mar-03/5:41 PM
Sir, superman is not fat. www.gangbox.com I have abs of steel and finely crafted hair, and am good at generally, everything.thanks again. nice try. I once shot a mooseknuckle in the Yukon. I served it with a luke warm chiante Brandon. Also; I am surrounded by love, it is you that feels guilty, not i friend, it was your poem.lol. I have a healthy son, and no guilt. LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! GOOD GOD THE MEWLING OF AN ANgRY FETUS! please. "Do as thou wilt is the whole of the law" Alister Crowely, Rush who? I'm an anarchist idiot not a fucking television personality, but if this was a debate... My friend you lost back at the angry fetus, unless of course you are John Carpenter and designing a new film called 'they're angry, tiny, and slippery' "Bitter Fetus III, the crawl back".
Re: a comment on Somme (A Horror Of War) by Mr Pig	9-Mar-03/4:34 PM
No, Bush is the antichrist (yet totally unaware) Ashcroft is a twat.
Re: Klondike by wLeBlancw	9-Mar-03/4:30 PM
umm. pardon me Brandon, could you possibly use a stronger metaphor here for the insulting snow? Because...Well...See if my boobs can't be evil and curved then your snow can't passive aggressively insulting. <AND THE CROWD GOES wild. Evil wins again!!!!!!!!!. I woulld like to thank Satan, Jews, and Television, also i wanna give a shout out to all of my aborted fetuses that secretely hate me. word. umm i'd like to thank my manager for putting up with my spontaneous nudity and wall knicking wheel chair activities, and last but not least i would like to thank the plague of the future. the crew of the space shuttle r.i.p. idiotic leaders and the ebola virus, and a Catholic church strewn and soaked in homosexuality and aids. (like that's a big surprise) This, unlike fetuses hating us from heaven, is a fact Brandon, and your future. Thank you folks i'm here all fucking day!
Re: Fireworks on the Island by horus8	9-Mar-03/4:20 PM
Oh doyle rules.
Re: Paranoia by lastobelus	9-Mar-03/4:16 PM
You're funny, somehow i recognize the writing a bit. Then again my mind is an odd device i recognize everything and nothing. take an 8, because i just can't tell anymore.
Re: Taller Girl by lastobelus	9-Mar-03/4:12 PM
The end was not as strong as i imagined, but it started and arced quite well. 7.