Re: #2 Entry from Chico, a stalker on Pico, Jason Bigg's lobster by <{Baba^Yaga}>	3-Sep-03/1:56 PM
Brilliant. I want to see more diary entries from you.
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II	3-Jul-03/12:15 PM
I especially liked the paragraph about the mysterious ship that jizzed all over my prof's cat.
Re: a comment on Angels Struggle by SupremeDreamer	1-Jul-03/8:35 PM
Have you *seen* his asswagon?
Re: I'll be your Gimp by GAY AS FU*K	1-Jul-03/8:34 PM
Erasure?? FAG. You're in Manchester, you should listen to Joy Division like a proper faggot. Ian Curtis was a fag. Why do you think he killed himself?? (Hint: He was a fag).
Re: The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66	19-Jun-03/7:36 PM
VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN LOL
Re: Flat chested feeling by Tiggy (a welder II) by horus8	19-Jun-03/9:34 AM
As the funniest member of Poemranker, and one of the earliest (1542) I would just like to say that I am very talented and have three huge tits growing on my chambermaid.
Re: Beauty, sleeping (revised) by Ranger	4-May-03/3:07 PM
ROBERT GOULET RACK OF LAMB
Re: Ment to be confusing by thepinkbunnyofdoom	24-Mar-03/11:25 AM
You insinuate that I am Maffy and you have also insinuated that Mr Pig is me on both counts that is childish and wrong. Who the hell are you to say who I am? As for that laughable remark regarding the so called fact that you voted me in to the top 15 that is total and utter bullshit and you know it. I challenge you to find one just one positive comment on any of my poems, you will not because you havent. Also if you doid vote me in to the top 15 why not actually say something nice, how can I know you have left a good vote if you refrain from following it up with a comment, WHY ? I know why because you don?t want to say anything nice, for whatever reason, maybe the reason is you are incapable of being sincere, you are a hypocrite by saying I am a vote obsessive when YOU went on to the comments section of poemranker whining like a puppy about how pissed off you get at all the anonymous blue votes? As I say you are conceited, hypocritical prat who is so far up his own ass you can see last nights dinner up there. As for bringing ranger into this how would you like it ? this is my beef with you, ranger has asked you many times to follow your critique on his work with your help because he respects your work. And finally I couldn?t give a fuck about votes, so vote your little finger stained blue as many zeros as you like, I understand it?s a form of egotistical masturbation for you so send me your sddress and I?ll even throw in some vaseline to help you on your way. If you are a better poet than me yeah that?s your opinion, I accept criticism but when dozens of other distinguished poets commend my work, you always berate it every single time and I believe you to be highly overrated and tedious. YOU HAVE THE LOWEST AVERAGE VOTE ON POEMRANKER ITS 1.87 THAT PROOVES YOU VOTE EVERYTHING YOU READ AS SHIT, EVEN THE WORST POEM ON POEMRANKER HAS A HIGHER MARK. I feel sorry for you, you really need to get out more. By the way the only thing swooning over you is that enormous dick thats on your head.You insinuate that I am Maffy and you have also insinuated that Mr Pig is me on both counts that is childish and wrong. Who the hell are you to say who I am? As for that laughable remark regarding the so called fact that you voted me in to the top 15 that is total and utter bullshit and you know it. I challenge you to find one just one positive comment on any of my poems, you will not because you havent. Also if you doid vote me in to the top 15 why not actually say something nice, how can I know you have left a good vote if you refrain from following it up with a comment, WHY ? I know why because you don?t want to say anything nice, for whatever reason, maybe the reason is you are incapable of being sincere, you are a hypocrite by saying I am a vote obsessive when YOU went on to the comments section of poemranker whining like a puppy about how pissed off you get at all the anonymous blue votes? As I say you are conceited, hypocritical prat who is so far up his own ass you can see last nights dinner up there. As for bringing ranger into this how would you like it ? this is my beef with you, ranger has asked you many times to follow your critique on his work with your help because he respects your work. And finally I couldn?t give a fuck about votes, so vote your little finger stained blue as many zeros as you like, I understand it?s a form of egotistical masturbation for you so send me your sddress and I?ll even throw in some vaseline to help you on your way. If you are a better poet than me yeah that?s your opinion, I accept criticism but when dozens of other distinguished poets commend my work, you always berate it every single time and I believe you to be highly overrated and tedious. YOU HAVE THE LOWEST AVERAGE VOTE ON POEMRANKER ITS 1.87 THAT PROOVES YOU VOTE EVERYTHING YOU READ AS SHIT, EVEN THE WORST POEM ON POEMRANKER HAS A HIGHER MARK. I feel sorry for you, you really need to get out more. By the way the only thing swooning over you is that enormous dick thats on your head.
Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels	27-Feb-03/8:54 AM
I eat fat because nobody else can. I alone can eat whatever I want whenever I want. I can go out and buy a pint of icecream, eat it, I could do that for a week and still look emaciated. The whole point of being young is doing things you can't do when you're old, like this.
Re: Threnody by Nanshe	27-Feb-03/8:51 AM
nice work. replace the 7th line's simile with metaphor. You know I am dmzoacan, Lord Ganus, orangeprawne, Settle, RGallet and Jeremi, right?
Re: a comment on I'll love you Heather, for ever and ever by TanHand	27-Feb-03/6:06 AM
I'll love you Nanshe. for ever and ever WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM TRY MENSTRUATING NOW SHEDEMON
Re: On coming across a field of deer one afternoon by <~>	27-Feb-03/6:05 AM
Deer don't come in fields. I don't know what the word is, but it isn't field.
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand	26-Feb-03/5:22 PM
FUCKING WINE DRINKING FAGGOTS
Re: sick and demented by sk8boardandpoems	26-Feb-03/5:19 PM
I know it's you, Dark Angel. It's obvious.
Re: lost love by cherish	10-Jan-03/2:05 PM
holy mallard helicopters cherish (not that I'm into aeronautic persuits) but this gets my vote as the most interesting piece I've read all week. Have a 10, mang.
Re: a comment on Pro Forma by Jeremi B. Handrinos	9-Jan-03/5:48 PM
Horus, I'm really worried, I just hit a new low and I'm not sure if I can go any lower
Re: Pro Forma by Jeremi B. Handrinos	9-Jan-03/5:23 PM
this is getting pretty fucking confusing now. Which one of me just did the ascii art of gay porn? PS I love you