Free verse № 54906
My dear poets,
I have come to a rather startling conclusion. We're a bunch of talentless no-hopers. That's right. Every single one of us. SupremeDreamer is a stupid and gormless virgin, much like thepinkbunnyofdoom. Katie's lack of talent is beyond belief. John K and Miggy are really dire. Settle is plain boring these days, despite coming up with loads of "crazy" new usernames in an ever-desperate attempt to make us laugh. Mr Pig and god'swife are utterly deluded if they think they have even the merest semblance of talent. Cadacus is just a cunt.
Therefore I have decided that it's time to leave the site. I will not be alone in doing so. The theology-obsessed dougsoderstrom came to the conclusion that he was a talentless loon, and was forced to jump ship many moons ago. Vipersna too did the honourable thing by leaving never to return. -=Dark_Angel=- was a notable lunatic who loved to prance around poemranker, waving his four jokes. Only one of these jokes was funny, and yet it led to a torrent of abuse which forced him to leave the site.
So this is it. You will see no more of Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus. I have decided to retire gracefully and stop making a fool out of myself. I intend to spend more time with my son, less time with my Macs, and no time at all rubbing my insatiable ego. I'm sorry it's got to be this way.
Yours,
Jeremi B Handrinos
Also known as Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus.
31 comments
i'll miss your witty comments
and esp your poems
goodluck and goodbye
Speak for yourself. You had an awful mouth! Get kicked off?
Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus
Ding dong the which is dead...
a 'legend' has left us....haha
poemranker will be boring :(
unless
the god returns in another form?
bachus was a shit to me the other day none of the others were
glad you didn't mention me i'm kind of sensitive
yours richard
ps i have these thoughts sometimes too
but i wasn't sure about baba yaga
and shardik surprised me
pretend we were poets
Please see my comments above. I am not Settle. I am King Abdullah III of Oman.
RGallet aka Settle is not me or horus8 or Shardik etc
I see there's some fake Shardik running around now pretending to be me
What sort of name is Beakism
I don't care if you have Macs.
I have a PC and I'm staying well away from it these days
1. You are an uncle-fucker
2. I am not Settle
3. GAIDS
4. I am not -=Dark_Angel=- either. He's on holiday with his mum and dad.
You are not Horus, Bachus or Jermi Handrinos so you are the cunt, I mean click in to your user name and you've wrote one poem? the real jeremi b handrinos has written loads of poems,
as i respect horus this is his vindication from any misinterpreted slurs on his good character,
yours sincerely
the cunt cadUcus
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