and Bachus. I have decided to retire gracefully and stop making a fool out of myself. I intend to spend more time with my son, less time with my Macs, and no time at all rubbing my insatiable ego. I'm sorry it's got to be this way. Yours, Jeremi B Handrinos Also known as Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus." /> and Bachus. I have decided to retire gracefully and stop making a fool out of myself. I intend to spend more time with my son, less time with my Macs, and no time at all rubbing my insatiable ego. I'm sorry it's got to be this way. Yours, Jeremi B Handrinos Also known as Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus." />
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My last ever poemranker transmission (Free verse) by King Abdullah II
My dear poets, I have come to a rather startling conclusion. We're a bunch of talentless no-hopers. That's right. Every single one of us. SupremeDreamer is a stupid and gormless virgin, much like thepinkbunnyofdoom. Katie's lack of talent is beyond belief. John K and Miggy are really dire. Settle is plain boring these days, despite coming up with loads of "crazy" new usernames in an ever-desperate attempt to make us laugh. Mr Pig and god'swife are utterly deluded if they think they have even the merest semblance of talent. Cadacus is just a cunt. Therefore I have decided that it's time to leave the site. I will not be alone in doing so. The theology-obsessed dougsoderstrom came to the conclusion that he was a talentless loon, and was forced to jump ship many moons ago. Vipersna too did the honourable thing by leaving never to return. -=Dark_Angel=- was a notable lunatic who loved to prance around poemranker, waving his four jokes. Only one of these jokes was funny, and yet it led to a torrent of abuse which forced him to leave the site. So this is it. You will see no more of Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus. I have decided to retire gracefully and stop making a fool out of myself. I intend to spend more time with my son, less time with my Macs, and no time at all rubbing my insatiable ego. I'm sorry it's got to be this way. Yours, Jeremi B Handrinos Also known as Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus.

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Posted: July 3, 2003 12:34 AM PDT; Last modified: July 3, 2003 12:10 PM PDT
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[n/a] DurtKL @ 68.75.22.35 | 3-Jul-03/12:38 AM | Reply
sad to hear this
i'll miss your witty comments
and esp your poems
goodluck and goodbye
[n/a] deleted user @ 12.219.155.182 | 3-Jul-03/12:47 AM | Reply
"We're a bunch of talentless no-hopers. That's right. Every single one of us."

Speak for yourself. You had an awful mouth! Get kicked off?

Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus

Ding dong the which is dead...
[n/a] deleted user @ 12.219.155.182 > deleted user | 3-Jul-03/12:49 AM | Reply
You just joined with a new name.
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > deleted user | 3-Jul-03/1:49 PM | Reply
No, I did not. I dot my middle initial Margaret, you have been sadly misinformed.
You don't dot your middle initial, you fucking liar. And nor do I.
[n/a] DurtKL @ 68.75.22.35 > deleted user | 3-Jul-03/8:00 AM | Reply
ssh
a 'legend' has left us....haha
poemranker will be boring :(
unless
the god returns in another form?
[n/a] Ya Kid K @ 195.157.153.253 > DurtKL | 3-Jul-03/8:15 AM | Reply
Maybe he hasn't really left. Maybe this is some sort of joke. He always was a bit of a joker. A very offensive joker, certainly, but a joker nonetheless.
[10] Stephen Robins @ 213.253.24.101 | 3-Jul-03/12:50 AM | Reply
See you later cock-4-lunch.
[n/a] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 3-Jul-03/6:21 AM | Reply
hmmmm, well good riddance
[n/a] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 3-Jul-03/6:22 AM | Reply
p.s. what about my work?
[n/a] richa @ 81.86.246.15 | 3-Jul-03/6:30 AM | Reply
I knew horus8 and jeremy b were the same but bachus?
bachus was a shit to me the other day none of the others were

glad you didn't mention me i'm kind of sensitive

yours richard

ps i have these thoughts sometimes too
[n/a] DurtKL @ 68.75.22.35 > richa | 3-Jul-03/8:01 AM | Reply
lol i knew hours 8 and jeremy b were the same
but i wasn't sure about baba yaga
and shardik surprised me
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > richa | 3-Jul-03/11:34 AM | Reply
Richard! lol. Dick.
[n/a] richa @ 81.86.250.240 | 3-Jul-03/6:50 AM | Reply
let us for a moment
pretend we were poets
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > richa | 3-Jul-03/12:41 PM | Reply
Well, I would if you could stop for a moment and realize that I didn't write this as any real poet would instanly be able to differentiate between me, and Nick (Settle) M. The boy wonder. Then we can pretend all that you want Richard.
YOU FUCKER

Please see my comments above. I am not Settle. I am King Abdullah III of Oman.
[6] RGallet @ 67.75.25.153 | 3-Jul-03/11:27 AM | Reply
I'm sure your son will be delighted
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > RGallet | 3-Jul-03/11:33 AM | Reply
Yes, we would assume.
[6] RGallet @ 67.75.25.153 | 3-Jul-03/11:29 AM | Reply
Okay I admit it - I am Jeremi "B" Handrinos
[n/a] King Abdullah II @ 195.157.153.253 > RGallet | 3-Jul-03/11:53 AM | Reply
THIS IS A LIE

RGallet aka Settle is not me or horus8 or Shardik etc

I see there's some fake Shardik running around now pretending to be me
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 | 3-Jul-03/11:40 AM | Reply
I do believe sir this news to be false. I have all Macs not pcs. I read your History paper Nick, It was great. I'm going to have to plagerize it, naturally. Please, forgive me. Do you know what the B. stands for? Beakism.
[n/a] King Abdullah II @ 195.157.153.253 > Shardik | 3-Jul-03/11:54 AM | Reply
B stands for Britt, not Beakism

What sort of name is Beakism

I don't care if you have Macs.

I have a PC and I'm staying well away from it these days
You sir, are a scoundrel, but what if I don't?
[n/a] Jeremi @ 67.75.25.153 > Shardik | 3-Jul-03/12:15 PM | Reply
I especially liked the paragraph about the mysterious ship that jizzed all over my prof's cat.
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 3-Jul-03/12:51 PM | Reply
I see you people have been duped, by Loki, again. Shame on the lot of you. Poor Cadacus even E-mailed me this morning to query as to why I thought he was a cunt this time. Let's all grow up a bit shall we? We all know how smart our dear Settle is here at poemcranker, so let's not all blow him at once, okay. It looks revolting. And I, for one, believe -=Bark_Bagel=- was absolutely right when he said, "maturity is more than Blee it's Blargh and poets everywhere should blingo on it's chin and get to know it, inside of their soles and harts." You know what I mean people? Good grief, get a fuckin' hold of yourselves. You all make me sick. Now then, back to my mature poetry. Oh, Happy $th of $uly. Sheep.
How many times do I have to tell you?

1. You are an uncle-fucker
2. I am not Settle
3. GAIDS
4. I am not -=Dark_Angel=- either. He's on holiday with his mum and dad.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > King Abdullah II | 6-Jul-03/6:08 PM | Reply
Than who might you be?
[n/a] JoyLuck @ 24.29.24.145 | 3-Jul-03/1:42 PM | Reply
ahh we have been fooled
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 3-Jul-03/10:30 PM | Reply
This reminds me of one of those cards you would give your teacher, when everyone would sign it, remember? When they would be sick, and dying and beeping in a gernie? Well, unfortunately, I unlike those others who have left the heat of the kitchen, am a professional chef. I am prepared to never leave. I have a legacy of poetry to archive & I'm quite happy here in my studies. Carry on people, and know that I was personaly moved be your heart felt testimonials and observations of our under appreciated relationships. You have all touched me deeply. Thank You, and God bless you. And God Bless America.
[n/a] Caducus @ 62.105.116.77 | 4-Jul-03/2:16 AM | Reply
Hi its hte cunt here,

You are not Horus, Bachus or Jermi Handrinos so you are the cunt, I mean click in to your user name and you've wrote one poem? the real jeremi b handrinos has written loads of poems,

as i respect horus this is his vindication from any misinterpreted slurs on his good character,

yours sincerely

the cunt cadUcus
[n/a] david @ 66.183.25.241 | 4-Jul-03/3:46 PM | Reply
I'm reminded of how Aristotle once said that man, like elephants and bees, are inherently political animals.
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