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My last ever poemranker transmission (Free verse) by King Abdullah II
My dear poets,
I have come to a rather startling conclusion. We're a bunch of
talentless no-hopers. That's right. Every single one of us.
SupremeDreamer is a stupid and gormless virgin, much like
thepinkbunnyofdoom. Katie's lack of talent is beyond belief. John K and
Miggy are really dire. Settle is plain boring these days, despite coming
up with loads of "crazy" new usernames in an ever-desperate attempt to
make us laugh. Mr Pig and god'swife are utterly deluded if they think
they have even the merest semblance of talent. Cadacus is just a cunt.
Therefore I have decided that it's time to leave the site. I will not be
alone in doing so. The theology-obsessed dougsoderstrom came to the
conclusion that he was a talentless loon, and was forced to jump ship
many moons ago. Vipersna too did the honourable thing by leaving never
to return. -=Dark_Angel=- was a notable lunatic who loved to prance
around poemranker, waving his four jokes. Only one of these jokes was
funny, and yet it led to a torrent of abuse which forced him to leave
the site.
So this is it. You will see no more of Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}>
and Bachus. I have decided to retire gracefully and stop making a fool
out of myself. I intend to spend more time with my son, less time with
my Macs, and no time at all rubbing my insatiable ego. I'm sorry it's
got to be this way.
Yours,
Jeremi B Handrinos
Also known as Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus.
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