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My last ever poemranker transmission (Free verse) by King Abdullah II
My dear poets, I have come to a rather startling conclusion. We're a bunch of talentless no-hopers. That's right. Every single one of us. SupremeDreamer is a stupid and gormless virgin, much like thepinkbunnyofdoom. Katie's lack of talent is beyond belief. John K and Miggy are really dire. Settle is plain boring these days, despite coming up with loads of "crazy" new usernames in an ever-desperate attempt to make us laugh. Mr Pig and god'swife are utterly deluded if they think they have even the merest semblance of talent. Cadacus is just a cunt. Therefore I have decided that it's time to leave the site. I will not be alone in doing so. The theology-obsessed dougsoderstrom came to the conclusion that he was a talentless loon, and was forced to jump ship many moons ago. Vipersna too did the honourable thing by leaving never to return. -=Dark_Angel=- was a notable lunatic who loved to prance around poemranker, waving his four jokes. Only one of these jokes was funny, and yet it led to a torrent of abuse which forced him to leave the site. So this is it. You will see no more of Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus. I have decided to retire gracefully and stop making a fool out of myself. I intend to spend more time with my son, less time with my Macs, and no time at all rubbing my insatiable ego. I'm sorry it's got to be this way. Yours, Jeremi B Handrinos Also known as Shardik, horus8, <{Baba^Yaga}> and Bachus.

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