on Call Me by newdawnfades
20 Feb 2003, 5:27 PM
lactating while you weep is very becoming. i gave you the blue one.
on vent tent by Crakyamuni
20 Feb 2003, 11:57 AM
I have never heard a buddhist come out of left field like you just did to express his feelings in such a un-monkishishish way. You are my hero. you wouldn't know budha from Malthusian. maybe that's your gimmeck? give em hell kid! here i packed you a lunch and even wrote your name on it, so i wouldn't forget who you are and you would never remember and nobody brought a fgucking snack anyway, Chip.
on Moo Gai Pai lover (dedicated to Settle) by Sylvia Bravo
20 Feb 2003, 11:50 AM
What i thought was impressive was how you rhymed pengs,pong, I, and begs while maintaining absolutely no cohesiveness. You should get a life and give up on writing, before the stupid in you catches up with the psychotic desperation. THE SOONER YOU ADMIT TO THE FACT THAT you are an uneducated lesbian in need of thorazine, the sooner your dreams of being a papaya farmer with a mustache and cock will come true. Until then though, this is not a vilanelle, or sadly even remotely funny. Settle is gay and into rock hard hot biceps and shafts a pumping. not desperate idiots on the verge of garbage disposing their own faces out of sheer pathetic loneliness, and the fact that no one gives a shit.
replying on Weekend at the Taj by <~>
19 Feb 2003, 12:17 PM
The great one... When did you get back, online? i thought you were counting sheep in a shack in tasmania?
replying on Weekend at the Taj by <~>
19 Feb 2003, 12:15 PM
That's what i said;) <{.-:-.}> here's the ufo i promised you. xo h.
on Weekend at the Taj by <~>
19 Feb 2003, 11:34 AM
It's missing your boss and a pawn shop.
on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
19 Feb 2003, 11:30 AM
Best thing you've written in 6 months, and people wonder why i tear the shit out of pseudo poetry? obviously because it's the opposite of this... GQT AWARDE! 10
on April Showers by mindsigns
18 Feb 2003, 7:33 PM
nice try, but you fail.
miserably may i add.
watch
Look at me a fucking hack
a steaming mound of poo
i can't see or turn back
because i'm sniffing glue
and i know i'm absurd
for dicking with the pope
it's just the way i praise the word
when i can barely cope
with the shit i read all day
how can one survive
i need a whip to properly flay
i hate being alive
Can you fucking blame me?
You were serving cold tea.
miserably may i add.
watch
Look at me a fucking hack
a steaming mound of poo
i can't see or turn back
because i'm sniffing glue
and i know i'm absurd
for dicking with the pope
it's just the way i praise the word
when i can barely cope
with the shit i read all day
how can one survive
i need a whip to properly flay
i hate being alive
Can you fucking blame me?
You were serving cold tea.
on On Raising Children (Senryu) by bunniesnangels
18 Feb 2003, 7:26 PM
children mimic their parents, perhaps your a pig?
great haiku though.
great haiku though.
on Synchronicity (Senryu) by bunniesnangels
18 Feb 2003, 7:22 PM
Sink masturbating.
on Options (Senryu) by bunniesnangels
18 Feb 2003, 7:21 PM
Walk versus gay sex
a bowl of pears on table
factory worker
a bowl of pears on table
factory worker
on Say the Word 'Trousers' Without Laughing by Nicholas Jones
18 Feb 2003, 7:18 PM
Teah, but does your son nod off at three years old on the couch while playing video games sick on robitussin... sitting up playing salt water fishing? some thing just make me giggle.
on Dance With Me by marvelis
18 Feb 2003, 7:05 PM
Will do.
on Past by Dostoyevsky
18 Feb 2003, 6:52 PM
Check line 12, and do you mean fractal or fractual. lol. i'll wait.
on Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin
18 Feb 2003, 6:49 PM
it's Quailing named after that thingy that hangs in their face... lol. the last was the best.
on Death Of Day ( re-edit) by Mr Pig
18 Feb 2003, 10:47 AM
Which part of this having 18 syllabols didn't you grasp. The 1 or the 8? Don't get me wrong, because i bend the rules everywhere, but it's unacceptable when dealing with haikus. it's the foundation of the structure and when dealing in this arena it's critical.
on Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus
17 Feb 2003, 2:11 PM
I'm amazed you can even tie your shoes, let alone concentrate all of your magical powers to bury the east coast in a blanket of your racist demeanor. pickle chin.
on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
17 Feb 2003, 11:51 AM
Furcke...
on Beggar's Indulgence by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
17 Feb 2003, 11:14 AM
You can thank me for the ten in person, with chives.