Re: Death Of Day ( re-edit) by Mr Pig	18-Feb-03/10:47 AM
Which part of this having 18 syllabols didn't you grasp. The 1 or the 8? Don't get me wrong, because i bend the rules everywhere, but it's unacceptable when dealing with haikus. it's the foundation of the structure and when dealing in this arena it's critical.
Re: Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus	17-Feb-03/2:11 PM
I'm amazed you can even tie your shoes, let alone concentrate all of your magical powers to bury the east coast in a blanket of your racist demeanor. pickle chin.
Re: The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	17-Feb-03/11:51 AM
Furcke...
Re: Beggar's Indulgence by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	17-Feb-03/11:14 AM
You can thank me for the ten in person, with chives.
Re: I Had by Spindle	16-Feb-03/7:38 PM
Rancho Cucamunga.
Re: The Long Walk Back by Jigg	16-Feb-03/7:34 PM
Gheto boys 1991 hit with a wiccan enima. joy.
Re: help me understand by nolan	15-Feb-03/11:50 PM
lol. yeah. word. DROW! <smack> a shot rings out * bang, my pants drop to the floor... keanu reaves winks at me, and says, thanks for the champagne... dude" but i know not where i'm at, and i smell like the after shaved old spicy ness of a ..GAYE... politician. and i have a new tattoo that says luke skywalker is dead..i panic and bolt for the elevator, but as i reach it, it spontaneously implodes into a fgemine gas that then turns into my mother and i'm now holding a skull and dressed in shakespearian tightes... i have soft bulbous tears fallingg from my shifty eyes and peach lipstick on.. i am in love ...with the devil...and his name is................. peter pan peanut butter, peanutty. hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! chirpe. quick cure... warm beer, cold shower. saxophone. shoe be do be do <brought to you by 'Valentines day' just another way to fuck with your poverty complex>
Re: Ended So Fast by AmberNicole	15-Feb-03/11:37 PM
your bio sounds tempting, but i fear your creame too bitter and at such a fare age... what is this dire age of man (and woman sometimes) coming to? TELL ME SWEET LORD LEST I COLLAPSE UNDER THE SHEER WEIGHT OF IT ALL... well accompanied by the fact that i'm cross eyed and weigh in at about 283 lbs. Pardon me... my half of a chicken two large pizzas, and six pack of bud (light of course) just arrived... fucking pink dot... i'm a lucky guy, see ya.
Re: Foolish by AmberNicole	15-Feb-03/11:29 PM
i have never met a snake that stole anything except for maybe a mouse's life. Perhaps you should just get the fucke out of the garden and call it a day. And by the way give me back my rib bitche or start paying rent on it. Years of bad cooking and boring sexual positions, and you're still not happy with my total ruinment (new worde)? tsk. Women... the nerve.
Re: Street Talkers (Amnesiac) by Fear of Garbage	15-Feb-03/11:16 PM
When i read this i initially thought of the ufo crash in roswell nm. there was metal debris that acted like aluminun that could straighten itself back out after you crumpled it up... i enjoy that image some how, and the others you have presenred along with it. have an 8.
Re: Red Oak Pilgrim by bsjones84	15-Feb-03/1:05 PM
Upon reading your title i laughed. Upon reading your poem... i laughed harder my favorite line you ask, "They play the pilgrims' number," whatever in the fucke that means perhaps 666 the number of the yeast. try crotching some yogurt, but be sure to share it with your red oak god knows he's grateful to be in your way. Jesus my fucking eyes are twitching.
Re: a comment on Household Sex Agents (tooles) by <{Baba^Yaga}>	15-Feb-03/12:59 PM
Old English is a brand of liquid furniture polish state side tart, but i'm sure you knew that...
Re: a comment on Household Sex Agents (tooles) by <{Baba^Yaga}>	15-Feb-03/11:12 AM
Don't be fickle,or i'll beat you with a luke warm pickle mr. monkfish. I actually have a fantastic recipe for monkfish... would you care for it?
Re: Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie	15-Feb-03/11:01 AM
Try an aqueduct. it worked for those spineless culture swiping Romans. By the way... i went into my garage today, and was like, "what in the fuck is that smell?". Then i noticed a dead guy who looked like a cross between Bud Abbot and Robert Frost, buyt more brittle and pleasing to the eyes... he was dead from drinking to much gas from the syphon hose hanging out of my car. he didn't know i had that much sugar in my tank... he's stinking up my garage wearing his bike shorts and diplomas now. that dead guy is Babbit11. Dead and stinking up my garage with a funny clear hose hanging out of his mouth and his hand down his pants... life is funny like that...aint it. Alas, my sense of humor is an extremely honed and barbed penis... way south of the border genitileman. why you might ask? Low paying soft porn, high paying gay porn. and a ban on donkey cock rings in my county. REAP IT!
Re: a comment on The darkest woods ever by Shardik	15-Feb-03/10:46 AM
Once i went for a walk in the woods and learned how to make mail bombs, and anthrax. I ate dogshit while i was there. Raw. Naw, just kidding, but my mother once left me for a night alone at a camp site in Kauai. i was molested by a poltergeist. i liked it. it changed me though forever now i have the dark streal, and not in my pants.
Re: Horus8 Vs. Book Learning by TanHand	15-Feb-03/10:38 AM
Lets not pull punches genitilemen. REAP IT MCCREADY (slow motion Emilio Estavez baby faced smile, trigger action giggle) http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/s_z/j_wright/j_wright.htm pirates: http://www.shippaintings.com/large_images/bark_james_wright.JPG keyboards/music: http://www.organ.co.uk/pages/biogs/info.james.wright.html wheelchair: http://www.wsib.on.ca/wsib/wsibsite.nsf/public/YoungWorker2002HitGround river phoenix???: http://www.river-phoenix.org/profiles/james-wright/ life coach???: http://www.resultslifecoaching.com.au/find/uk/nw/james_wright.html mail order manager for an online men's shop?? http://www.bigtall.uk.com/news.asp evangelist minister? http://www.jwandredemption.com/About%20Us.htm artist? http://www.tsana.com/BIAD/JamesWright.html Also; I've read more books than the two of you put together, coupled by the fact that my actual life has crossed into areas of mind altering pressure the likes of which the two of you spoiled brats could barely fathom. That's why i love you both as i love my own nipples. Do you concur? Oops my toast just popped. Excuse me for an momento.
Re: a comment on Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie	15-Feb-03/10:28 AM
I'm willing to guess you are the cute one onthe organ with all ot the awardes... Do you ever get bored of people telling you that you are great? I do. You know i knew River. If he saw this he would weep. I'm glad that you are close to your father James. I hate mine... Passionately. http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/s_z/j_wright/j_wright.htm pirates: http://www.shippaintings.com/large_images/bark_james_wright.JPG keyboards/music: http://www.organ.co.uk/pages/biogs/info.james.wright.html wheelchair: http://www.wsib.on.ca/wsib/wsibsite.nsf/public/YoungWorker2002HitGround river phoenix???: http://www.river-phoenix.org/profiles/james-wright/ life coach???: http://www.resultslifecoaching.com.au/find/uk/nw/james_wright.html mail order manager for an online men's shop?? http://www.bigtall.uk.com/news.asp evangelist minister? http://www.jwandredemption.com/About%20Us.htm artist? http://www.tsana.com/BIAD/JamesWright.htmh
Re: For you, I'd make meatloaf by Venus	14-Feb-03/10:17 AM
Yes, this is very good. GQT runner up. 9. only because i hate meatloaf... for some reason as a child i thught that it was buffalo meat.
Re: Morning Rainbows by Spindle	14-Feb-03/10:14 AM
This was so almost there... the last line tosses it though.
Re: Life's Loves Lost by Jigg	13-Feb-03/9:10 PM
The day she had to go or, the day that she said, "no". would finish this stronger, perhaps?