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Household Sex Agents (tooles) (Limerick) by <{Baba^Yaga}> There once was a man from Vancouver
That got his chub stuck in a Hoover
He reached for the plug
but slipped on a rug
The attachment turned instant remover.
Mrs. Cottonwig just cherished windex
Almost as much as her tampax
But to soak them in some
While drinking black rum
Caused her to start snorting ajax.
Little Timmy loved to dust wood
With Endust as much as he could
But his use turned inhalent
Sad pre-teen derailment
Even Old English did him no good.
Sweet Sarah was a dish scrubbing lass
That would not say "no", to a pass
But in a closet one day
Master caught her at play
With the Gardner all up in that ass.
Up the ladder:
Remembrance
Down the ladder:
Sunday night movies after bible study
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Posted: February 13, 2003 9:41 PM PST; Last modified: February 13, 2003 9:41 PM PSTWeighted score: 6.921164 Overall Rank: 200 Comments:
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god'swife @ 209.179.211.190
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13-Feb-03/11:03 PM
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It's Gardener. Some if these are hysterica,l especially the first.
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<{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154
> god'swife
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14-Feb-03/12:10 AM
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Guess what? i'm on veil for a 12g coors light comercial in mammoth from the 19th to the 27th yippy.
the first was the best.
talent no doubt
Don't be fickle,or i'll beat you with a luke warm pickle mr. monkfish. I actually have a fantastic recipe for monkfish... would you care for it?
Does it go down well with Old english malt bevage?
Old English is a brand of liquid furniture polish state side tart, but i'm sure you knew that...
i give you a 10 for the buttfucking. this is a buttfucking awesome piece of shit, laddy.
special ed from crank yankers is funny when he jump out the window. huh?
many improtant lessons in this..... very good
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