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Household Sex Agents (tooles) (Limerick) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
There once was a man from Vancouver That got his chub stuck in a Hoover He reached for the plug but slipped on a rug The attachment turned instant remover. Mrs. Cottonwig just cherished windex Almost as much as her tampax But to soak them in some While drinking black rum Caused her to start snorting ajax. Little Timmy loved to dust wood With Endust as much as he could But his use turned inhalent Sad pre-teen derailment Even Old English did him no good. Sweet Sarah was a dish scrubbing lass That would not say "no", to a pass But in a closet one day Master caught her at play With the Gardner all up in that ass.

Up the ladder: Remembrance

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.9259257
Weighted score: 6.921164
Overall Rank: 198
Posted: February 13, 2003 9:41 PM PST; Last modified: February 13, 2003 9:41 PM PST
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[8] god'swife @ 209.179.211.190 | 13-Feb-03/11:03 PM | Reply
It's Gardener. Some if these are hysterica,l especially the first.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > god'swife | 14-Feb-03/12:10 AM | Reply
Guess what? i'm on veil for a 12g coors light comercial in mammoth from the 19th to the 27th yippy.
[7] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.102 | 14-Feb-03/9:44 AM | Reply
the first was the best.
[8] Crakyamuni @ 199.101.15.183 | 14-Feb-03/4:04 PM | Reply
talent no doubt
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Crakyamuni | 15-Feb-03/11:12 AM | Reply
Don't be fickle,or i'll beat you with a luke warm pickle mr. monkfish. I actually have a fantastic recipe for monkfish... would you care for it?
[8] Crakyamuni @ 128.193.5.191 > horus8 | 15-Feb-03/12:35 PM | Reply
Does it go down well with Old english malt bevage?
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Crakyamuni | 15-Feb-03/12:59 PM | Reply
Old English is a brand of liquid furniture polish state side tart, but i'm sure you knew that...
[10] suckmychucks @ 64.41.22.175 | 10-Apr-03/12:00 PM | Reply
i give you a 10 for the buttfucking. this is a buttfucking awesome piece of shit, laddy.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > suckmychucks | 23-Apr-03/2:57 PM | Reply
special ed from crank yankers is funny when he jump out the window. huh?
[10] sir_heff @ 65.172.117.1 | 23-Apr-03/8:53 AM | Reply
many improtant lessons in this..... very good
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