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Household Sex Agents (tooles) (Limerick) by <{Baba^Yaga}>

There once was a man from Vancouver That got his chub stuck in a Hoover He reached for the plug but slipped on a rug The attachment turned instant remover. Mrs. Cottonwig just cherished windex Almost as much as her tampax But to soak them in some While drinking black rum Caused her to start snorting ajax. Little Timmy loved to dust wood With Endust as much as he could But his use turned inhalent Sad pre-teen derailment Even Old English did him no good. Sweet Sarah was a dish scrubbing lass That would not say "no", to a pass But in a closet one day Master caught her at play With the Gardner all up in that ass.

Crakyamuni 14-Feb-03/4:04 PM
talent no doubt




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