Re: Joe-Joe's Retard Trinity Remix (There can be only one) by Y2kSlamPoet |
8-Oct-03/2:48 PM |
SHIT!!!!!!!!
This win's the first ever HORUSIAN PARODY AWARD! or the HPA (hispictos pubiescent accrusion) The first ever! That was fucking hilarious. I'm serious I was just smoking a joint and reading this and fucking rocking back and forth with a cackle cracking garulous verve emmiting from-a hole in my face. 10!
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Re: Orchidess by abecedarian |
7-Oct-03/6:06 PM |
There's a great poem in there somewhere That's for sure.
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Re: Shoe Hole by Bobjim |
7-Oct-03/4:44 PM |
hulahoop would've worked better.
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Re: a comment on Who are the best poets on poemranker? (A list by me) by Jeremi B. Handrinos |
7-Oct-03/12:38 PM |
he's on there. trust me. just with a different name.
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Re: a comment on Under Blood Oak by horus8 |
6-Oct-03/3:47 AM |
Are you making a pass out me.
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Re: a comment on such a horrible thing to waste by Freethinker1602 |
6-Oct-03/3:44 AM |
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Re: such a horrible thing to waste by Freethinker1602 |
6-Oct-03/1:31 AM |
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Re: Painted Air by New Life Drug |
4-Oct-03/9:33 PM |
Improves dramatically towards the end, but starts beached whale. 7.
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Re: Hard To Tell by New Life Drug |
4-Oct-03/9:32 PM |
From that perspective? I bet.
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Re: A Distracting Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo |
4-Oct-03/9:30 PM |
"West of Switzerland" would work better
1,2,6,and7 are the shiz.
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Re: a comment on Often, I'll sit down to pee by Jeremi B. Handrinos |
4-Oct-03/9:24 PM |
Please don't hurt my feelings. They're all I have left.
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Re: a comment on Fuck your fucking face monkey fucker by Bachus |
3-Oct-03/10:59 AM |
Joe... I was joking along with you? email me your email and I'll send you my latest book and you can read that and decide whether or not I succeded in putting together a collection of pieces that are a little more...Ah, deserving of both of our attentions.
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Re: angst by nentwined |
2-Oct-03/11:39 PM |
"or my poetry might get worse" would work much better. Otherwise, one demerit, therefore, a 9.
Quite funny, but stolen from muah.
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Re: a comment on Deceit by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
2-Oct-03/11:34 PM |
yes, that's why I thoroughly enjoy them (when i don't hate you).
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Re: a comment on Deceit by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
2-Oct-03/11:32 PM |
You are just jealous because chrystal's showing me 'love', and not YOU, by the way, you are a turbo Jew. In my opinion, anyway, unless you've found a treatise in a cave yourself deep in Mesopotamia or the jungles of central or south america, it's a crock of shit written by an egomaniacle crock of shit, you daft limp butternutted squash.
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Re: a comment on Why do you give yourself blue tens? by Bachus |
2-Oct-03/9:16 PM |
I meant down not ten, I'm drunk.
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Re: a comment on Why do you give yourself blue tens? by Bachus |
2-Oct-03/9:14 PM |
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Re: a comment on Why I can't stop laughing at you! by Bachus |
2-Oct-03/9:02 PM |
Tell me about it. Everytime I read the part with the hose I just giggle again profusely.
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Re: a comment on I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik |
2-Oct-03/7:14 PM |
Why would you be hugging me? because I am an FANTASTICAL POEAT?
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Re: a comment on I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik |
2-Oct-03/7:13 PM |
More of a testimony I believe.
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