on Orchidess by abecedarian
7 Oct 2003, 6:06 PM
There's a great poem in there somewhere That's for sure.
replying on Who are the best poets on poemranker? (A list by me) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
7 Oct 2003, 12:38 PM
he's on there. trust me. just with a different name.
replying on Under Blood Oak by horus8
6 Oct 2003, 3:47 AM
Are you making a pass out me.
replying on such a horrible thing to waste by Freethinker1602
6 Oct 2003, 3:44 AM
Close, but more south.
on such a horrible thing to waste by Freethinker1602
6 Oct 2003, 1:31 AM
Interesting.
on Painted Air by New Life Drug
4 Oct 2003, 9:33 PM
Improves dramatically towards the end, but starts beached whale. 7.
on Hard To Tell by New Life Drug
4 Oct 2003, 9:32 PM
From that perspective? I bet.
on A Distracting Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo
4 Oct 2003, 9:30 PM
"West of Switzerland" would work better
1,2,6,and7 are the shiz.
1,2,6,and7 are the shiz.
replying on Often, I'll sit down to pee by Jeremi B. Handrinos
4 Oct 2003, 9:24 PM
Please don't hurt my feelings. They're all I have left.
replying on Fuck your fucking face monkey fucker by Bachus
3 Oct 2003, 10:59 AM
Joe... I was joking along with you? email me your email and I'll send you my latest book and you can read that and decide whether or not I succeded in putting together a collection of pieces that are a little more...Ah, deserving of both of our attentions.
replying on Deceit by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
2 Oct 2003, 11:34 PM
yes, that's why I thoroughly enjoy them (when i don't hate you).
replying on Deceit by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
2 Oct 2003, 11:32 PM
You are just jealous because chrystal's showing me 'love', and not YOU, by the way, you are a turbo Jew. In my opinion, anyway, unless you've found a treatise in a cave yourself deep in Mesopotamia or the jungles of central or south america, it's a crock of shit written by an egomaniacle crock of shit, you daft limp butternutted squash.
replying on Why do you give yourself blue tens? by Bachus
2 Oct 2003, 9:16 PM
I meant down not ten, I'm drunk.
replying on Why do you give yourself blue tens? by Bachus
2 Oct 2003, 9:14 PM
I did, a few times, here's one, and it was #1 for some time, though I did not think it worthy and took it ten.
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?i
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?i
replying on Why I can't stop laughing at you! by Bachus
2 Oct 2003, 9:02 PM
Tell me about it. Everytime I read the part with the hose I just giggle again profusely.
replying on I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik
2 Oct 2003, 7:14 PM
Why would you be hugging me? because I am an FANTASTICAL POEAT?
replying on I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik
2 Oct 2003, 7:13 PM
More of a testimony I believe.
This win's the first ever HORUSIAN PARODY AWARD! or the HPA (hispictos pubiescent accrusion) The first ever! That was fucking hilarious. I'm serious I was just smoking a joint and reading this and fucking rocking back and forth with a cackle cracking garulous verve emmiting from-a hole in my face. 10!