poemranker ::I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik

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Ode № 48969

I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd

Member since 2003 · Posted 11 May 2003 · Edited 11 Sep 2003 · 7 comments

My ode to life's raftsman, in hi-fi. 6. Was that your beaver trap? I need some fucking superglue. I wish you'd stop writing about crap: Was that your badger cap? I'm going to give you a map. On how to find the soul-less shoe. Was that your thunderous clap? I need some fucking friends. That can deal with my odor. Take out an ad for a front door ramp. Was that your mink trap? No, it was mine. Shnap! 6. You've got a disgusting idea - That you are better than everyone. Take it some place else: Like to the 99 cent beak store, and buy some fucking tic tacs. for your rattling teeth and bloody gums Note: ask the stock boy to reach that box of disposable diapers, since I hate his face. Your mother thinks you're gay; because when you're that fucking smart? You just are, but are all rocks round? Feel my boulder and relish vualla hotdog Were you beaten with a toilet paper roll? You've got a disgusting idea - that you are a special person. Of this we are convinced, and you are very convincing and Unique! But I am a genius! 6. You're the biggest blow hard I know; You get everything possible right! From your life, you've got family money. And a passion to knead meat. Now we all know you are very special. It's generous to call you a genius: Because you're gay and open minded. regardless of your two inch dick; and love for shit like napkins and long warm hearty walks. How do you see over your own chin? From that precarious level, talent. Sir, your life inspires me, it's like watching my tv rape an eggroll.

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7 comments

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 23-May-03/9:52 PM Reply
I fear you have again confused -=Dark_Angel=- with beakism. I thought we had got over that misunderstanding. Perhaps you have trouble with the concept because you have so many usernames.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 27-May-03/7:49 PM Reply
No, just testing my new nucleur fly swatter. Even if you miss one on the table the sonic slap of it kills all of the windowed ones in that room, spectacular que no?
[1] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 12-Sep-03/9:51 AM Reply
What a scathing satire.
[n/a] horus8 › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 2-Oct-03/7:13 PM Reply
More of a testimony I believe.
[0] deleted user 2-Oct-03/5:59 PM Reply
You have issues. I'm sure Jerry Springer has an opening this fall. I'll see if he can't book you. *Hugs*
[n/a] horus8 › deleted user 2-Oct-03/7:14 PM Reply
Why would you be hugging me? because I am an FANTASTICAL POEAT?
[0] malpaso 8-Nov-07/5:02 PM Reply
god damn, Shardik!!!