Re: a comment on sexy by elizabethann |
13-Mar-03/2:32 PM |
I don't think you got my comment, ugmo. The fact that you bother writing this sad attempt at self-loving suggests that you still have issues about your body. You know, "methinks the lady doth protest too much". The poeme's got all the depth of a gap ad and seems just a cheesy rip-off of that awful "unpretty" song.
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Re: sexy by elizabethann |
13-Mar-03/2:14 PM |
pheh. Scars=drama-queen cries for attention. I have legs the same measurements as Bettie Page's and an ass that could have its own religion. Can't sympathize, sorry. Maybe massive plastic sugery will alleviate your pain?
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Re: a comment on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin |
13-Mar-03/2:10 PM |
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Re: Strung by bunniesnangels |
13-Mar-03/2:09 PM |
reminds me of the four wives in the movie "raise the red lantern". Very good.
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Re: Hippy's Ode to Eternity by bondjedi |
13-Mar-03/2:05 PM |
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Re: Aries, the God of war by Shardik |
13-Mar-03/1:55 PM |
Holy crap, this is bloody awesome. I have a pair of fairly real-looking ram horns I wear from time to time.
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Re: a comment on Shouldn't have said anything(please critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642 |
10-Mar-03/6:48 AM |
after you've kicked the tarrasque in the groin, sharks are nothing.
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Re: a comment on Best Present Ever by razorgrin |
10-Mar-03/6:44 AM |
Aren't they cuddly?
"the oldest emotion of mankind is fear and the oldest fear is that of the unknown" -some guy from providence.
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Re: a comment on A Buncha Dungeons and Dragons Haiku by razorgrin |
10-Mar-03/6:42 AM |
It's all about riding an Ebony Fly through canyons shooting at manticores with a Mighty Frost Longbow. My armour is glamoured to look like a leather bikini.
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Re: a comment on A Buncha Dungeons and Dragons Haiku by razorgrin |
10-Mar-03/6:40 AM |
How about an orc in a 10x10 room guarding a pie?
I dig Rogues and clerics, meself. Perhaps with a cop-out ranger level for the 2-weapon fighting.
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Re: I cannot take this shit(please comment and critique) by TrulyUnique0642 |
8-Mar-03/7:37 PM |
hey, you know what they have that you don't? An IQ over room temperature and a functioning set of genitals.
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Re: Shouldn't have said anything(please critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642 |
8-Mar-03/7:35 PM |
Don't worry sweetie. They're just too good for you, is all. zitface.
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Re: To You (Please Critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642 |
8-Mar-03/7:34 PM |
Poorly written and dull. You probably smell.
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Re: Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik |
8-Mar-03/7:09 PM |
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Re: a comment on No One by sk8boardandpoems |
7-Mar-03/1:14 PM |
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Re: a comment on Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin |
4-Mar-03/8:52 PM |
Maybe you just suck. I have talent out the wazoo. You're the only one who complains, possibly only due to your own thwarted sex drive. See an analyst. I am a sexual surrealist genius. In closing, fuck you and the horse you long for, assmaggot.
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Re: Clown of Misery II by nocturnalism |
28-Feb-03/9:42 AM |
This has got to be the lamest reject metal song since Twisted Wizard. Fabio Lione could totally kick your ass.
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Re: Fuck the system by which we live by Lucifer |
28-Feb-03/9:38 AM |
Blahblahblah. i'm a better pornographer than you, so there.Yonic 0.
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Re: Ten new questions from Dan Rather by horus8 |
28-Feb-03/6:49 AM |
I would suggest another thing wrong with good Mr.Bush: everything he is. Get to the problem at its source.
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Re: a comment on Perversions 6: Judgement Day by razorgrin |
28-Feb-03/6:46 AM |
I would be likelier to take offense if you had managed to spell properly/string together a half-decent sentence. As you have not, I take none at all, you sad little blob of leftover Cher parts. Have a nice day, Asshat.:)
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