A Buncha Dungeons and Dragons Haiku

Member since 2002 · Posted 8 Mar 2003 · 6 comments

Fighting some ogres Feel the might of my shortswords Sweet! Critical Hit! In Green Vise's maw One hit point before I die. Chobar, send bison! Paladins are dumb. Shiny, big-chinned, Lawful Good. Necromancers rock.

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[10] Bill Z Bub 8-Mar-03/8:53 PM Reply

oh yeah. I like Druids myself. Lets all meet in a Tavern, buy mead for an sp, meet a crazy old man with a map
to some wicked caves where we'll find a 10'x10' room with an ORC GUARDING A CHEST! Good thing I brought my iron rations and ten foot pole!
Please can I have an AC bonus mr. DM?

[n/a] razorgrin › Bill Z Bub 10-Mar-03/6:40 AM Reply

How about an orc in a 10x10 room guarding a pie?
I dig Rogues and clerics, meself. Perhaps with a cop-out ranger level for the 2-weapon fighting.

[9] <{Baba^Yaga}> 9-Mar-03/10:18 AM Reply

With the sword of sharpness and a cloak of invisibility... I subdued the displacer beast, and kept it's treasure.

[n/a] razorgrin › <{Baba^Yaga}> 10-Mar-03/6:42 AM Reply

It's all about riding an Ebony Fly through canyons shooting at manticores with a Mighty Frost Longbow. My armour is glamoured to look like a leather bikini.

[7] Tintagiles 13-Mar-03/8:07 PM Reply

First I must deal with your talking about nothing else when I see you, then I must deal with it in your poetry... Bah. See if I ever make you a CD again. I give you points because it's funny, remove some points because I'm sick of the subject, add some because it's amusing to see your conversation put in poetry, and remove some because I've heard it all before. Love 'n' kisses. Really.

[6] hipster flare 16-May-03/5:32 AM Reply

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