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A Buncha Dungeons and Dragons Haiku (Haiku) by razorgrin Fighting some ogres
Feel the might of my shortswords
Sweet! Critical Hit!
In Green Vise's maw
One hit point before I die.
Chobar, send bison!
Paladins are dumb.
Shiny, big-chinned, Lawful Good.
Necromancers rock.
Up the ladder:
Lonely World
Down the ladder:
The black scary night
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Posted: March 8, 2003 7:29 PM PST; Last modified: March 8, 2003 7:29 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.7 Overall Rank: 12022 Comments:
With the sword of sharpness and a cloak of invisibility... I subdued the displacer beast, and kept it's treasure.
It's all about riding an Ebony Fly through canyons shooting at manticores with a Mighty Frost Longbow. My armour is glamoured to look like a leather bikini.
First I must deal with your talking about nothing else when I see you, then I must deal with it in your poetry... Bah. See if I ever make you a CD again. I give you points because it's funny, remove some points because I'm sick of the subject, add some because it's amusing to see your conversation put in poetry, and remove some because I've heard it all before. Love 'n' kisses. Really.
I'm Unfamiliar
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to some wicked caves where we'll find a 10'x10' room with an ORC GUARDING A CHEST! Good thing I brought my iron rations and ten foot pole!
Please can I have an AC bonus mr. DM?
I dig Rogues and clerics, meself. Perhaps with a cop-out ranger level for the 2-weapon fighting.