A Buncha Dungeons and Dragons Haiku (Haiku) by razorgrin
Fighting some ogres
Feel the might of my shortswords
Sweet! Critical Hit!
In Green Vise's maw
One hit point before I die.
Chobar, send bison!
Paladins are dumb.
Shiny, big-chinned, Lawful Good.
Necromancers rock.