Re: Birth in the Valley of Liquor by horus8	14-Jul-02/4:03 PM
Wow. You must be some kind of raw, uncompromising 'street' poete.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	14-Jul-02/11:07 AM
If you call standing up for your nation under one God 'self-righteous' then you've gotta real attitude problem, pal! How would you like it if it was your buttocks that were crushed by falling debris? How dare you!
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	14-Jul-02/7:57 AM
don't know what's worse, 'anglowelsh' or an hysterical and equally racist moist tow'lette. Actually I do know. 'anglowelsh' is worse.
Re: The Lady by -=??lilaznjen??=-	13-Jul-02/6:21 PM
When I read this I sneezed towards the end, and in the confusion thought it said "With a naked man named Walter". This would have been quite amusing. However, as I regained my senses I was disappointed. Also, I wonder why you chose 'With' and not 'To' - is Walter not the lady's bridegroom, but merely someone who has accompanied her to the wedding?
Re: AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	12-Jul-02/10:22 AM
SailingSolo: There is, you dumbfuck. HipHopChick: You lead a pointless, generic existence.
Re: Never Forget by HipHopChick	12-Jul-02/7:48 AM
Yes. What useful advice. I'll be sure to take it on board. Thanks HipHopChick! You're so wise.
Re: Ode to Bad poetry by unknown	12-Jul-02/6:25 AM
You may not care about broken hearts, but I bet you care about broken wind.
Re: Misplaced Memory by DevilTmptrss	12-Jul-02/3:31 AM
Well at least you have a beak. Did you know that some creatures don't even have beaks? It's true. Ask mummy if you don't believe me.
Re: The Secret by nentwined	12-Jul-02/2:49 AM
How dare you! You bring the disfavour of the Gods upon us all with such insolence! The Gods made us. We did not make the Gods. To argue otherwise is naughtiness.
Re: My Zaftig Sea Nymph by waltfreakinwhitman	11-Jul-02/5:38 PM
If you thought of the phrase 'go bobbing for the lap snorkel', you have just won the 2002 -=Dark_Angel=- Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Otherwise, you haven't.
Re: What am I? by Voth269	11-Jul-02/5:37 PM
You must have spent years in an underground cliche factory to come up with such a wondrously tedious sentiment.
Re: Bitch! by venusdemilo	11-Jul-02/5:31 PM
It's 'bitch', isn't it? Then just imagine how powerful you will be after reading this! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH.
Re: Proud to be black by girl	11-Jul-02/5:26 PM
It's people like you that give anti-racism a bad name. Can't you distinguish between not being ashamed to be <x> and being proud to be <x>? I'm not ashamed to be a human. But neither am I proud of it. I didn't do anything to achieve it. It doesn't make me better, in a moral sense than anything else. There is no conceivable reason why I should be proud of it. You are clearly not ashamed of being black, which I'm sure is fine and dandy. But why are you proud of it? Did you earn it? Does it make you a better person? I'm tempted to think this is a joke, since it is such an amazingly hackneyed and pointless expression of the 'self-esteem' that gets shoved down people's throats every time they leave their house or turn on their TV.
Re: la petite mort by poetekzen	11-Jul-02/7:16 AM
sinful
Re: Wejy by christian	11-Jul-02/6:46 AM
That's called an 'Atomic Wedgie (TM)'. Next time you are about to be wedgied, I find it far less humiliating if you self-wedgie before they get to you.
Re: trapoide by Angel_of_fait	10-Jul-02/3:26 PM
I hope, Angel_of_fait, that you weren't trying to pun 'fatality' with 'fate', since they are FROM THE SAME ROOT ANYWAY. However, I think the chance that you were attempting that pun is 1.14%, while the chance that you just have no idea what you're typing half the time is 98.85%. The remaining 0.01% is the chance that you are an inspired troll, far above the rest of us in the hierarchy of irony.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	10-Jul-02/3:19 PM
This Haiku chilled me to the bum. In light of recent events in the U.S of A, I find such remarks to be most inappropriate. What you need is a good ol' dose of American self-esteem.
Re: guilty mind by Angel_of_fait	10-Jul-02/3:08 PM
Another classic piece from Angel_of_fait. You know, judging by the quality of your work, I'd say you've won some awards for your poemes! The standard of your English is top-notch! It doesn't at all suggest that you are virtually illiterate. Keep up the good work!
Re: My Heart Has Trembled by TomKWS	10-Jul-02/9:36 AM
I can't work out whether the last line is supposed to refer to impotence or not.
Re: Glass by Shar	10-Jul-02/9:34 AM
I should have known the potentially interesting expression of the shock of thinking about temporal antirealism was too good to be true. As these things always do, it degraded into a pointless, vague expression of 'love'.