on Birth in the Valley of Liquor by horus8
14 Jul 2002, 4:03 PM
Wow. You must be some kind of raw, uncompromising 'street' poete.
on The Lady by -=??lilaznjen??=-
13 Jul 2002, 6:21 PM
When I read this I sneezed towards the end, and in the confusion thought it said "With a naked man named Walter". This would have been quite amusing. However, as I regained my senses I was disappointed. Also, I wonder why you chose 'With' and not 'To' - is Walter not the lady's bridegroom, but merely someone who has accompanied her to the wedding?
on AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
12 Jul 2002, 10:22 AM
SailingSolo: There is, you dumbfuck. HipHopChick: You lead a pointless, generic existence.
on Never Forget by HipHopChick
12 Jul 2002, 7:48 AM
Yes. What useful advice. I'll be sure to take it on board. Thanks HipHopChick! You're so wise.
on Ode to Bad poetry by unknown
12 Jul 2002, 6:25 AM
You may not care about broken hearts, but I bet you care about broken wind.
on Misplaced Memory by DevilTmptrss
12 Jul 2002, 3:31 AM
Well at least you have a beak. Did you know that some creatures don't even have beaks? It's true. Ask mummy if you don't believe me.
on The Secret by nentwined
12 Jul 2002, 2:49 AM
How dare you! You bring the disfavour of the Gods upon us all with such insolence! The Gods made us. We did not make the Gods. To argue otherwise is naughtiness.
on My Zaftig Sea Nymph by waltfreakinwhitman
11 Jul 2002, 5:38 PM
If you thought of the phrase 'go bobbing for the lap snorkel', you have just won the 2002 -=Dark_Angel=- Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Otherwise, you haven't.
on What am I? by Voth269
11 Jul 2002, 5:37 PM
You must have spent years in an underground cliche factory to come up with such a wondrously tedious sentiment.
on Bitch! by venusdemilo
11 Jul 2002, 5:31 PM
It's 'bitch', isn't it? Then just imagine how powerful you will be after reading this! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH.
on Proud to be black by girl
11 Jul 2002, 5:26 PM
It's people like you that give anti-racism a bad name. Can't you distinguish between not being ashamed to be <x> and being proud to be <x>? I'm not ashamed to be a human. But neither am I proud of it. I didn't do anything to achieve it. It doesn't make me better, in a moral sense than anything else. There is no conceivable reason why I should be proud of it. You are clearly not ashamed of being black, which I'm sure is fine and dandy. But why are you proud of it? Did you earn it? Does it make you a better person? I'm tempted to think this is a joke, since it is such an amazingly hackneyed and pointless expression of the 'self-esteem' that gets shoved down people's throats every time they leave their house or turn on their TV.
on la petite mort by poetekzen
11 Jul 2002, 7:16 AM
sinful
on trapoide by Angel_of_fait
10 Jul 2002, 3:26 PM
I hope, Angel_of_fait, that you weren't trying to pun 'fatality' with 'fate', since they are FROM THE SAME ROOT ANYWAY. However, I think the chance that you were attempting that pun is 1.14%, while the chance that you just have no idea what you're typing half the time is 98.85%. The remaining 0.01% is the chance that you are an inspired troll, far above the rest of us in the hierarchy of irony.
on guilty mind by Angel_of_fait
10 Jul 2002, 3:08 PM
Another classic piece from Angel_of_fait. You know, judging by the quality of your work, I'd say you've won some awards for your poemes! The standard of your English is top-notch! It doesn't at all suggest that you are virtually illiterate. Keep up the good work!
on My Heart Has Trembled by TomKWS
10 Jul 2002, 9:36 AM
I can't work out whether the last line is supposed to refer to impotence or not.