Re: Chuds in the mall by razorgrin	15-Jul-02/1:12 PM
What about: "Linoleum shakes/Rolls spill from 'neath halter top/Tides of flab rush in" ?
Re: R'lyeh by razorgrin	15-Jul-02/1:05 PM
Listen, mister. HP Lovecraft had more talent in his right tentacle than you've got in your entire face.
Re: Untitled by Piano	15-Jul-02/1:01 PM
WTF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE	15-Jul-02/12:56 PM
At first I thought this poem was rubbish because it was difficult to read. But once I understood what you were saying, I realised it was complete crap.
Re: Jimmy by unknown	15-Jul-02/12:55 PM
If Jimmy moves only on white squares, he must be a bishop. But bishops are not allowed to be gay. I suggest you learn to distinguish between chess and reality.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	15-Jul-02/2:47 AM
Look, pal! I love my country. I love America. I love the greatest nation on Earth. Evil terrorists have tried to destroy us. And now it's time for us to kick some ass!
Re: AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	15-Jul-02/2:31 AM
There is such a thing as -0 and it equals 0. So since you can vote 0, you can vote -0. Great comment twisted wizard!
Re: Lonely Soul by faded_twilight	14-Jul-02/4:12 PM
E'en as I read this masterpiece, I broke wind in jubilation! A priceless classic! Don't listen to those other folks. They just like to criticise willy-nilly. Why do you think I have 5 poemes in the 'Worst' section? A travesty indeede.
Re: Birth in the Valley of Liquor by horus8	14-Jul-02/4:03 PM
Wow. You must be some kind of raw, uncompromising 'street' poete.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	14-Jul-02/11:07 AM
If you call standing up for your nation under one God 'self-righteous' then you've gotta real attitude problem, pal! How would you like it if it was your buttocks that were crushed by falling debris? How dare you!
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	14-Jul-02/7:57 AM
don't know what's worse, 'anglowelsh' or an hysterical and equally racist moist tow'lette. Actually I do know. 'anglowelsh' is worse.
Re: The Lady by -=??lilaznjen??=-	13-Jul-02/6:21 PM
When I read this I sneezed towards the end, and in the confusion thought it said "With a naked man named Walter". This would have been quite amusing. However, as I regained my senses I was disappointed. Also, I wonder why you chose 'With' and not 'To' - is Walter not the lady's bridegroom, but merely someone who has accompanied her to the wedding?
Re: AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	12-Jul-02/10:22 AM
SailingSolo: There is, you dumbfuck. HipHopChick: You lead a pointless, generic existence.
Re: Never Forget by HipHopChick	12-Jul-02/7:48 AM
Yes. What useful advice. I'll be sure to take it on board. Thanks HipHopChick! You're so wise.
Re: Ode to Bad poetry by unknown	12-Jul-02/6:25 AM
You may not care about broken hearts, but I bet you care about broken wind.
Re: Misplaced Memory by DevilTmptrss	12-Jul-02/3:31 AM
Well at least you have a beak. Did you know that some creatures don't even have beaks? It's true. Ask mummy if you don't believe me.
Re: The Secret by nentwined	12-Jul-02/2:49 AM
How dare you! You bring the disfavour of the Gods upon us all with such insolence! The Gods made us. We did not make the Gods. To argue otherwise is naughtiness.
Re: My Zaftig Sea Nymph by waltfreakinwhitman	11-Jul-02/5:38 PM
If you thought of the phrase 'go bobbing for the lap snorkel', you have just won the 2002 -=Dark_Angel=- Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Otherwise, you haven't.
Re: What am I? by Voth269	11-Jul-02/5:37 PM
You must have spent years in an underground cliche factory to come up with such a wondrously tedious sentiment.
Re: Bitch! by venusdemilo	11-Jul-02/5:31 PM
It's 'bitch', isn't it? Then just imagine how powerful you will be after reading this! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH.