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My Zaftig Sea Nymph

Member since 2002 · Posted 11 Jul 2002 · 5 comments

Play a tune on my meatwhistle My sweet little pufferfish Hum a pretty tune On my chunky kebab Go bobbing for the lap-snorkel My zaftig sea-nymph Let me hold you by your pink ears As you forage for my truffles Ev'ry body have fun tonight, Ev'ry body wang chung tonight Oh, yeah...

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Jul-02/5:38 PM Reply

If you thought of the phrase 'go bobbing for the lap snorkel', you have just won the 2002 -=Dark_Angel=- Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Otherwise, you haven't.

[n/a] razorgrin 15-Jul-02/3:29 PM Reply

go look at porn.masturbate more.Write less.

[9] horus8 15-Jul-02/3:48 PM Reply

Hey, Walt can i use this for my christmas cards this year? Seriously "i gave you a hard long nine" It's fuckin Skunk #2 Humboldt county funny. propsa

[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman 15-Jul-02/4:09 PM Reply

This poem was just for you, razorgrin.

[n/a] razorgrin 15-Jul-02/4:14 PM Reply

sure, if i can use my teeth...