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My Zaftig Sea Nymph (Free verse) by waltfreakinwhitman Play a tune on my meatwhistle
My sweet little pufferfish
Hum a pretty tune
On my chunky kebab
Go bobbing for the lap-snorkel
My zaftig sea-nymph
Let me hold you by your pink ears
As you forage for my truffles
Ev'ry body have fun tonight,
Ev'ry body wang chung tonight
Oh, yeah...
Up the ladder:
Class Reunion
Down the ladder:
My purple headed womb ferret
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Posted: July 11, 2002 4:55 PM PDT; Last modified: July 11, 2002 4:55 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.35 Overall Rank: 3388 Comments:
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 62.190.174.80
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11-Jul-02/5:38 PM
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If you thought of the phrase 'go bobbing for the lap snorkel', you have just won the 2002 -=Dark_Angel=- Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Otherwise, you haven't.
go look at porn.masturbate more.Write less.
Hey, Walt can i use this for my christmas cards this year? Seriously "i gave you a hard long nine" It's fuckin Skunk #2 Humboldt county funny. propsa
This poem was just for you, razorgrin.
sure, if i can use my teeth...
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