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My purple headed womb ferret (Free verse) by ==Doylum
I hide him away so no one can say I'm a dirty prevert But sometimes at night I get him out And pet him and hug him till day But then he gets sore He can't take no more and has to be wrapped up quite tight If i had two I'd give one to you Oh sod it your gitting one anyway

Up the ladder: My Zaftig Sea Nymph
Down the ladder: I know. But I like it.

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.7
Weighted score: 5.35
Overall Rank: 3389
Posted: July 18, 2002 9:45 AM PDT; Last modified: July 18, 2002 9:45 AM PDT
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[5] pete @ 194.222.69.43 | 21-Jul-02/5:46 AM | Reply
LOL
[7] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 1-Aug-02/4:01 PM | Reply
my yellow submarine gives your purple ferret das' boot'..naw that's a funny little poem..i lift my leg and pee on your toe it gets into your hangnail and kills spores..you can thank me later
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 1-Aug-02/4:36 PM | Reply
A secret lover of big black cocks is horus8/
to be riped by their girth is his undeclared fate/
he longs to ignite passions and fire/
as he drops his soap adnauseam in the shower/
Poor boy filled with loathing and self hate/
that the timid insults in poetry corner will never sate/

My advise to you/

Go down to your nearest convieience/
and wait in the cubicle with your buttocks tense/
Till the big Irish thug and hater of gays/
Cums down on you to mend your ways/
with his ferret in paw/
he'll make you so very sore/
But I think you will thank her/
For more relief than you could get from poemwanker.
[8] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 1-Aug-02/4:43 PM | Reply
Exactly what I have been wanting to state to him all along. You have a way with words. Does your mother per'chance mash the potatoe. Do you rub St. Patrick for hours until he rubs you bac? Yes, you are the bringer of///// and wit. I'm on your team. Red~Rover. Red~Rover. Send Bachus on over.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 1-Aug-02/4:46 PM | Reply
Horus i must thank you for killing those dirty rascals they were indeede giving me grief
[7] god'swife @ 24.126.113.154 | 23-Aug-02/6:32 PM | Reply
It's hard for me to rank this... It's clever and not at all pretentious, which on this sight are rare commodities. If I had 2 I'd give one to you, is a gem of a rhymn, I don't get the last line though. Is your girlie getting one because she's turning into something undesirable, or because she' a transexual? In the opoem I mean. 7
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 23-Aug-02/6:37 PM | Reply
Yes the unpretentious can see for miles, and yes my ryhmes are sublime thank you for your rank
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