| Re: What is Black by ivoryangie1 |
16-Jul-02/7:44 AM |
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Before reading this astonishing poeme, I thought black was blue, that black was grey, that black was the color of sunlight and that if black was your color, you were wrong. Now I realise that those things just aren't true! Thanks ivoryangie1! Perhaps now I can get on with my life, free from the baggage of such predjudices.
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| Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8 |
15-Jul-02/5:41 PM |
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| Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8 |
15-Jul-02/5:21 PM |
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Because you called him a bastard. Remember?
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| Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8 |
15-Jul-02/5:13 PM |
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I'm in for breaking wind in the master's study.
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| Re: The End! by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:59 PM |
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There once was a poete named ARTIE / Who fisted a girl at a party / But he got quite a fright / When he turned on the light: / His mum said she found it quite hearty
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| Re: The End! by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:49 PM |
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You speak of fisting in jest? I'll thank you to take fisting as seriously as any other kind of sexual intercourse.
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| Re: Your Smile by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:39 PM |
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I giveth but I taketh not? And who does that remind you of, my child? That's right: a vending machine. It's true that a vending machine taketh your money. But in return it giveth you delights far beyond your imagination! And is that not what I have done for you?
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| Re: The End! by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:04 PM |
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Oh... oh, yes, I see. So someone told you about my fisting hobby. And what of it? You would have done the same. O Jesu what have I done...
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| Re: Your Smile by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/3:51 PM |
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I, wish I knew what you were talking about!
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| Re: Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
15-Jul-02/3:46 PM |
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Shut yo face mofo. 'Bukkake' rhymes with 'hierarchy' in England. Can you imagine being in England? Then you can imagine 'bukakke' rhyming with 'hierarchy' (I know it's quite a stretch LOL WTF ROTFL BRB ASL!!!)
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| Re: Your Smile by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/1:47 PM |
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Oh, ARTIE. It matters not how full the glass is, but whether it contains the Holy Lifeblood of Christ. For only by partaking of Jesu's blood may we hope to conceal our sinful, everlasting nudity.
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| Re: "to do" list:accomplished by razorgrin |
15-Jul-02/1:18 PM |
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Is this a reference to something? I thought the last line let the first two down, or something, but I don't know what you were going for.
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| Re: Chuds in the mall by razorgrin |
15-Jul-02/1:12 PM |
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What about: "Linoleum shakes/Rolls spill from 'neath halter top/Tides of flab rush in" ?
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| Re: R'lyeh by razorgrin |
15-Jul-02/1:05 PM |
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Listen, mister. HP Lovecraft had more talent in his right tentacle than you've got in your entire face.
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| Re: Untitled by Piano |
15-Jul-02/1:01 PM |
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| Re: Your Smile by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/12:56 PM |
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At first I thought this poem was rubbish because it was difficult to read. But once I understood what you were saying, I realised it was complete crap.
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| Re: Jimmy by unknown |
15-Jul-02/12:55 PM |
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If Jimmy moves only on white squares, he must be a bishop. But bishops are not allowed to be gay. I suggest you learn to distinguish between chess and reality.
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| Re: 9/11 by TheDevil |
15-Jul-02/2:47 AM |
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Look, pal! I love my country. I love America. I love the greatest nation on Earth. Evil terrorists have tried to destroy us. And now it's time for us to kick some ass!
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| Re: AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
15-Jul-02/2:31 AM |
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There is such a thing as -0 and it equals 0. So since you can vote 0, you can vote -0. Great comment twisted wizard!
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| Re: Lonely Soul by faded_twilight |
14-Jul-02/4:12 PM |
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E'en as I read this masterpiece, I broke wind in jubilation! A priceless classic! Don't listen to those other folks. They just like to criticise willy-nilly. Why do you think I have 5 poemes in the 'Worst' section? A travesty indeede.
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