Re: she wonders, by <~>	17-Jul-02/7:07 AM
As a committed Christian, I found this poeme to be rather lewd and distasteful.
Re: Gut Feeling, A Burst of by liquidlama	17-Jul-02/1:08 AM
Oh... oh I see... I'M the rat fucker. Well at least I'm a gentleman. While you, Sir, are that most vile of creations: a letch. Don't give me 'rat fucker', man. I've been in this game since you were in diapers! I get results! You get off my damn case or I'm gettin' the DA in here! Comprendez?
Re: LOL@ MY RELIGION by ashtar	17-Jul-02/1:04 AM
WTF! LOL! ASL? BRB! LOL!
Re: Wipe Before You Weep by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	17-Jul-02/1:02 AM
I'm afraid they do, liquidlama. I'm afraid they do.
Re: PURPLE COWS by GAC	16-Jul-02/4:51 PM
The sooner someone staples your face to a bean, the better. HAHA FUCK HELP IM GOING CRAZY LOOK DEAR IVE JUST WRITTEN A TERRIBLY WHIMSICAL POEM ABOUT A MAGICAL LAND WHERE COWS ARE PURPLE! SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REALLY LET LOOSE!
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	16-Jul-02/4:37 PM
Good comment lol!!! Yeah your right I should really get a life! I guess I should think of others more instead of writing immature poetry right? lol see ya round asl?
Re: Stop it I'm Dizzy! by Lenore	16-Jul-02/1:28 PM
Only when they loosen up their bowels, will any kind of progress be made. I think we've all had enough of the violence. Ever since the 'troubles' started I have struggled to come to terms with the evil Constipat-Or. Only prunes can save us now.
Re: IT'S ONLY A JOB by horus8	16-Jul-02/1:23 PM
Oh how sweet. Razorgrin and horus8 are friends again... You make me sick!
Re: What is Black by ivoryangie1	16-Jul-02/7:44 AM
Before reading this astonishing poeme, I thought black was blue, that black was grey, that black was the color of sunlight and that if black was your color, you were wrong. Now I realise that those things just aren't true! Thanks ivoryangie1! Perhaps now I can get on with my life, free from the baggage of such predjudices.
Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8	15-Jul-02/5:41 PM
My mother is dead.
Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8	15-Jul-02/5:21 PM
Because you called him a bastard. Remember?
Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8	15-Jul-02/5:13 PM
I'm in for breaking wind in the master's study.
Re: The End! by ARTIE	15-Jul-02/4:59 PM
There once was a poete named ARTIE / Who fisted a girl at a party / But he got quite a fright / When he turned on the light: / His mum said she found it quite hearty
Re: The End! by ARTIE	15-Jul-02/4:49 PM
You speak of fisting in jest? I'll thank you to take fisting as seriously as any other kind of sexual intercourse.
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE	15-Jul-02/4:39 PM
I giveth but I taketh not? And who does that remind you of, my child? That's right: a vending machine. It's true that a vending machine taketh your money. But in return it giveth you delights far beyond your imagination! And is that not what I have done for you?
Re: The End! by ARTIE	15-Jul-02/4:04 PM
Oh... oh, yes, I see. So someone told you about my fisting hobby. And what of it? You would have done the same. O Jesu what have I done...
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE	15-Jul-02/3:51 PM
I, wish I knew what you were talking about!
Re: Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	15-Jul-02/3:46 PM
Shut yo face mofo. 'Bukkake' rhymes with 'hierarchy' in England. Can you imagine being in England? Then you can imagine 'bukakke' rhyming with 'hierarchy' (I know it's quite a stretch LOL WTF ROTFL BRB ASL!!!)
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE	15-Jul-02/1:47 PM
Oh, ARTIE. It matters not how full the glass is, but whether it contains the Holy Lifeblood of Christ. For only by partaking of Jesu's blood may we hope to conceal our sinful, everlasting nudity.
Re: "to do" list:accomplished by razorgrin	15-Jul-02/1:18 PM
Is this a reference to something? I thought the last line let the first two down, or something, but I don't know what you were going for.