| Re: Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE |
22-Jul-02/4:33 PM |
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| Re: Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE |
22-Jul-02/4:26 PM |
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| Re: Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE |
22-Jul-02/4:20 PM |
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| Re: The Mirror Man by Mister Cakes |
22-Jul-02/4:20 PM |
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Yes... you like to watch, don't you, Mister Cakes? Well perhaps you should watch out. I know all about your little 'incident' with the half-eaten shoehorn and the moist pizza.
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| Re: 9/11 by TheDevil |
22-Jul-02/1:59 PM |
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If the Internet has taught me anything, it is this: Never get into an argument with Americans about 'patriotism'.
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| Re: One Nation Under God by GAC |
22-Jul-02/10:14 AM |
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"There was once a time when all people believed in God and the Church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages." -R.Lederer.... Poppycock I say! I'm with you, man! How dare people question Jesu's pow'r? Don't they realise that it says he exists in the Bible? Don't they realise that they will go to the naughtiest place conceivable if they do not accept Him? What's your favorite book in the Bible, friend? I like Leviticus. Thank you and God bless.
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| Re: Lucky's Day by razorgrin |
19-Jul-02/2:35 PM |
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This poeme is genius. And you like Tom Waits. Perhaps I should promote you to the level of "top-notch dullard"
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| Re: The Wrong Choice by TheVampireLeStan |
19-Jul-02/6:53 AM |
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Why do girls always try to 'commit suicide' by slitting their wrists in a house full of people who can conveniently hear them scream and promptly rescue them? There are far more successful ways of killing oneself. Why not try putting your head in a blender?
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| Re: Cut by TheVampireLeStan |
19-Jul-02/6:45 AM |
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Next time the 'pressure builds', I suggest you break wind rather than cut. That's what I do.
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| Re: scarred by TheVampireLeStan |
19-Jul-02/6:42 AM |
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I know the truth behind the scars. You cut yourself to get attention. Why else would you post a poeme about it on poemeranker for all to see? You must be some kind of deep, troubled artist or something.
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| Re: Night Work by forestchild7 |
19-Jul-02/6:19 AM |
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If I see another poeme containing the words "whispering wind" I'm going to cut my face off. Great poeme!
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| Re: Word Baskets by powerline |
19-Jul-02/4:28 AM |
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As a user, I'd like to comment on your poeme, powerline! (a) 'devine' should be 'divine' (b) you said work AND toil... that's a bit redundant, don't you think? toil means work. (c) who writes in pen and OIL? (d) I suggest: "who toil and think / in pen and ink" (e) I can't get the rhythm with the last two lines. It feels as if line 5 should be removed, but then it wouldn't make sense. Perhaps replace the last two lines with: "to inspire new believers" or something.
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| Re: Clit by unknown |
17-Jul-02/5:54 PM |
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Besides which, what's so special about the clitoris? It's just a shriveled dwarf penis.
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| Re: Clit by unknown |
17-Jul-02/5:54 PM |
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Because, my child, I have mastered the ability to turn OFF the grid.
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| Re: Uninformed, pseudo-philosophical thoughts about existence by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
17-Jul-02/5:51 PM |
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You cretin. You've completely missed the point.
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| Re: Clit by unknown |
17-Jul-02/5:27 PM |
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Christ by the sound of it you've never opened a picture of a naked, spread-eagled woman in Paintshop Pro and zoomed in to the maximum zoom factor where there's a grid that gets in the way.
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| Re: A Verse of Utopia by kidz |
17-Jul-02/5:26 PM |
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| Re: Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
17-Jul-02/2:26 PM |
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Really? That is the single greatest honour that may be bestowed 'pon an writer. Meet me in the alley behind Lefty's. Bring a box of moiste tow'lettes and some browne embalming lotion. Password: KEN SENT ME
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| Re: Virus by bluwiz |
17-Jul-02/7:57 AM |
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I sometimes get viruses when I download too much pornog... oh... wait... I've said too much...
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| Re: Voyage of the Browne by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
17-Jul-02/7:31 AM |
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There was a young girl named Ragina / ...
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