on Cut by TheVampireLeStan
19 Jul 2002, 6:45 AM
Next time the 'pressure builds', I suggest you break wind rather than cut. That's what I do.
on scarred by TheVampireLeStan
19 Jul 2002, 6:42 AM
I know the truth behind the scars. You cut yourself to get attention. Why else would you post a poeme about it on poemeranker for all to see? You must be some kind of deep, troubled artist or something.
on Night Work by forestchild7
19 Jul 2002, 6:19 AM
If I see another poeme containing the words "whispering wind" I'm going to cut my face off. Great poeme!
on Word Baskets by powerline
19 Jul 2002, 4:28 AM
As a user, I'd like to comment on your poeme, powerline! (a) 'devine' should be 'divine' (b) you said work AND toil... that's a bit redundant, don't you think? toil means work. (c) who writes in pen and OIL? (d) I suggest: "who toil and think / in pen and ink" (e) I can't get the rhythm with the last two lines. It feels as if line 5 should be removed, but then it wouldn't make sense. Perhaps replace the last two lines with: "to inspire new believers" or something.
on Clit by unknown
17 Jul 2002, 5:54 PM
Besides which, what's so special about the clitoris? It's just a shriveled dwarf penis.
on Clit by unknown
17 Jul 2002, 5:54 PM
Because, my child, I have mastered the ability to turn OFF the grid.
on Uninformed, pseudo-philosophical thoughts about existence by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
17 Jul 2002, 5:51 PM
You cretin. You've completely missed the point.
on Clit by unknown
17 Jul 2002, 5:27 PM
Christ by the sound of it you've never opened a picture of a naked, spread-eagled woman in Paintshop Pro and zoomed in to the maximum zoom factor where there's a grid that gets in the way.
on A Verse of Utopia by kidz
17 Jul 2002, 5:26 PM
Nope.
on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
17 Jul 2002, 2:26 PM
Really? That is the single greatest honour that may be bestowed 'pon an writer. Meet me in the alley behind Lefty's. Bring a box of moiste tow'lettes and some browne embalming lotion. Password: KEN SENT ME
on Voyage of the Browne by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
17 Jul 2002, 7:31 AM
There was a young girl named Ragina / ...
on she wonders, by <~>
17 Jul 2002, 7:07 AM
As a committed Christian, I found this poeme to be rather lewd and distasteful.
on Gut Feeling, A Burst of by liquidlama
17 Jul 2002, 1:08 AM
Oh... oh I see... I'M the rat fucker. Well at least I'm a gentleman. While you, Sir, are that most vile of creations: a letch. Don't give me 'rat fucker', man. I've been in this game since you were in diapers! I get results! You get off my damn case or I'm gettin' the DA in here! Comprendez?
on LOL@ MY RELIGION by ashtar
17 Jul 2002, 1:04 AM
WTF! LOL! ASL? BRB! LOL!
on Wipe Before You Weep by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
17 Jul 2002, 1:02 AM
I'm afraid they do, liquidlama. I'm afraid they do.
on PURPLE COWS by GAC
16 Jul 2002, 4:51 PM
The sooner someone staples your face to a bean, the better. HAHA FUCK HELP IM GOING CRAZY LOOK DEAR IVE JUST WRITTEN A TERRIBLY WHIMSICAL POEM ABOUT A MAGICAL LAND WHERE COWS ARE PURPLE! SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REALLY LET LOOSE!
on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
16 Jul 2002, 4:37 PM
Good comment lol!!! Yeah your right I should really get a life! I guess I should think of others more instead of writing immature poetry right? lol see ya round asl?
on Stop it I'm Dizzy! by Lenore
16 Jul 2002, 1:28 PM
Only when they loosen up their bowels, will any kind of progress be made. I think we've all had enough of the violence. Ever since the 'troubles' started I have struggled to come to terms with the evil Constipat-Or. Only prunes can save us now.
on IT'S ONLY A JOB by horus8
16 Jul 2002, 1:23 PM
Oh how sweet. Razorgrin and horus8 are friends again... You make me sick!