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AIDS in a van (Limerick) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
There once was some AIDS in a van It brought AIDS where'er it ran. But then it got AIDS (Also called GAIDS) From having gay sex with a man.

Up the ladder: hate
Down the ladder: Edna's Christmas Farewell

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Posted: May 10, 2002 7:41 PM PDT; Last modified: May 10, 2002 7:41 PM PDT
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[10] -=SeTTle=- @ | 12-May-02/9:13 AM | Reply
I WANT TO SEE MORE WORK LIKE THIS
[1]... anonymous @ 209.56.252.190 | 13-May-02/11:59 AM | Reply
poor taste!!!
[1] ruella @ 62.17.164.250 | 24-May-02/12:48 AM | Reply
There is a poems like this on the wall of the lavatory in the McNaughten Hotel in Fairfax. Did you write those too, or was it someone else?
[0] Freethinker1602 @ 68.48.88.129 > ruella | 1-Jan-03/9:45 PM | Reply
hey you live in ffx? cool beans IM me JG24nut2002. thx later..hopefully you don't support what that dickless curr wrote...
[10] -=SeTTle=- @ 138.16.130.2 | 26-May-02/10:16 AM | Reply
hey ruella what are you doing in boys restrooms anyway
[1] lynnstratton @ 12.250.211.210 | 9-Jul-02/3:35 PM | Reply
Yuck yuck yuck - just nothing here
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 9-Jul-02/5:49 PM | Reply
Oh geez you're so sophisticated and witty. obviously open minded and well educated. you should go to a children's hospital and read that in the pediatric aids ward. I'm sure you would really make they're fucking day if not surely enlighten them.a
[2] Angel_of_fait @ 209.33.176.48 | 9-Jul-02/7:24 PM | Reply
not enough effort or though went into this...
[0] OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.11.3 | 9-Jul-02/8:12 PM | Reply
Ok that one isn't even funny.
[4] shwenatjadeflower @ 68.12.149.5 | 12-Jul-02/1:00 AM | Reply
i like your imagination.
[0] bdub420 @ 65.239.18.195 | 15-Jul-02/1:43 AM | Reply
A Limerick written by Dark Angel
so bland and without taste.
I hope you have time.
because reading this,
mine was a waste............
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 16-Jul-02/4:37 PM | Reply
Good comment lol!!! Yeah your right I should really get a life! I guess I should think of others more instead of writing immature poetry right? lol see ya round asl?
[0] emilys369 @ 66.188.240.202 | 26-Jul-02/12:20 PM | Reply
you have a horrible mind!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 26-Jul-02/2:04 PM | Reply
you have a horrible face!
[0] yoda's aprentice @ 195.92.168.164 | 26-Jul-02/3:04 PM | Reply
you are a very sick person my brother died of aids 2 years ago when he had a car crash his blood mixed with another persons u should think more about the poems you write before you post them you dont know how much pain u can cause someone your not even worth any words of violence you should just admit your self to the nearest mental hospital.
[10] -=SeTTle=- @ 140.186.49.160 > yoda's aprentice | 25-Oct-02/10:38 PM | Reply
yeah, sure, you go on believing that..
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > -=SeTTle=- | 26-Oct-02/6:19 AM | Reply
The most disappointing thing in the whole world is that yoda'saprentice made no comment about 'AIDS in a car crash' (part of the AIDS bonanza), which I wrote especially for him.
[0] deleted user @ 152.163.204.47 | 29-Jul-02/9:28 PM | Reply
this is one lousy piece of work I have ever read in my life. You should be ashamed of your work
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 29-Jul-02/9:39 PM | Reply
You should be ashamed of your bum
[4] ARTIE @ 66.69.245.233 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 31-Mar-11/8:06 PM | Reply
Very intelligent. What's neckst?
[0] deleted user @ 152.163.188.228 | 29-Jul-02/9:52 PM | Reply
okay that was one smart comment,that is awful work,sure my work sucks too but yours,im just embarrased for you.
[0] [mojo] @ 195.92.194.15 | 30-Jul-02/10:15 AM | Reply
Not big, not clever, not entertaining. Controversial is one thing, poor poetry another.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 30-Jul-02/10:35 AM | Reply
Is big.
[10] ==Doylum @ 213.122.161.137 | 28-Aug-02/12:13 PM | Reply
And here i return the compliment
[0] Ming T. Merciless @ 62.254.0.7 | 31-Aug-02/3:44 AM | Reply
you sick, sick man. Whats your fascination with the virus?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 31-Aug-02/7:24 AM | Reply
Actually, Ming, I know people who have AIDS. I'll thank you not to speak so lightly of such a serious disease. You are a disgrace to this site, a digrace to the human race, and a disgrace to yourself. But most of all, you are a disgrace...to America. USA! USA!
[4] ARTIE @ 66.69.245.233 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 31-Mar-11/8:11 PM | Reply
Sorry I've been away for so long and sorry to see you have nothing more to offer mankind than your sorry poetic manifestoes of self-[bravado].
Go ahead and seek what you [wish] to reap for you will be pushed like a beaver up the stream - dam-ned to succeed.
Your sarchasm is not as [deep] as you may feel.
[10] poetandknowit @ 65.101.210.140 | 11-Sep-02/2:38 PM | Reply
you are a very sick person my brother died of aids 2 years ago when he had a car crash his blood mixed with another persons u should think more about the poems you write before you post them you dont know how much pain u can cause someone your not even worth any words of violence you should just admit your self to the nearest mental hospital.
[9] royalflesh @ 64.170.52.79 | 11-Sep-02/8:31 PM | Reply
You idiots.. don't you understand anything. Its life. Live. Enjoy. Die. anyways..followers or failure. DarkA. I found it invoking, cautiously simulated within the wind of today's time and hour's friend. Cherrio.
[2] deleted user @ 212.137.57.41 | 13-Sep-02/9:41 AM | Reply
Not more, I keep getting these!
[10] jonnyduk @ 194.130.104.2 | 19-Sep-02/3:55 AM | Reply
heh heh....you funny
[0] Dark Angle @ 198.81.26.139 | 19-Oct-02/2:27 PM | Reply
da, you really shouldnt let Ms Bog beat you out of the # last position... think of your reputation, you better get to work writting some more crap so people can vote you back down to where you belong!
[7] chinstrap @ 66.81.144.81 | 23-Oct-02/10:24 PM | Reply
nice.
[n/a] Mutant_X @ 62.114.91.104 | 28-Oct-02/5:01 AM | Reply
go and die,have some mercy on me for god sake
[n/a] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 6-Nov-02/4:15 AM | Reply
And people blame me for being immature! Its sick.
[n/a] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Nov-02/3:09 AM | Reply
Your'e a tasteless homophobe, you can't write worth a damn, and you're a right royal arsewipe. I'd stick a positive comment in there somewhere, but I can't seem to find one...
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Yardbird | 21-Nov-02/10:19 AM | Reply
OH PLEASE COMMENT POSITIVELY ON 'AIDS IN A VAN'.
IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME.
[4] ARTIE @ 66.69.245.233 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 31-Mar-11/8:13 PM | Reply
w-e-a-k....(gasp - wheeze...gasp) p-p-pull my finger...
[n/a] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 25-Nov-02/5:12 AM | Reply
If 'AIDS in a van' was good, it would be good.
[n/a] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 29-Nov-02/4:14 AM | Reply
terrible
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.213.23 > deleted user | 1-Dec-02/11:36 AM | Reply
Something tells me you're not putting the same effort into this any more.
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 20-Dec-02/7:53 PM | Reply
There once was some aids in a crayon.
but since i was not yet a man
It melted my nipple
(now called a schmipple)
coloring, was never that simple!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.213.23 > horus8 | 4-Jun-03/1:09 PM | Reply
This piece of unauthorised AIDS Bonanza! fanfic is one of the worst limericks I've ever read. The first line is the only good part; after that it fails to rhyme, scan, or make any sense whatsoever. Here is my version:

There once was some AIDS in a crayon,
Which I scribbled all over a Mayan.
They cremated his body,
But the admin was shoddy:
His ashes were sealed in a gay urn!!!!!!
[0] Freethinker1602 @ 68.48.88.129 | 1-Jan-03/9:43 PM | Reply
oh you did not just trash the gays..I'll learn your address. Your the one that deserves to be smited. MAN WHORE
[0] deleted user @ 152.163.188.228 | 26-Jan-03/12:22 PM | Reply
okay, some fucked up shit here
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.245.180 > deleted user | 26-Jan-03/2:13 PM | Reply
heh yeah fuck I wrote the fucker after I'd snorted a fuck load of bad fucking shit fuck
[0] deleted user @ 152.163.188.7 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 26-Jan-03/2:46 PM | Reply
never said it was bad
[6] CrAzYlAdY Surukain @ 66.218.250.64 | 23-Feb-03/11:04 PM | Reply
* reading comments* LOL! woo! u ppl......!
[0] lastobelus @ 217.226.25.123 | 10-Mar-03/3:48 PM | Reply
I have no formal education in poetry, so could someone please illuminate me: I was under the impression the WHOLE FUCKING POINT of a limerick is to be as crass crude tasteless & politically incorrect as possible (& subsequently funny).

Jesus, have they started teaching in schools that you need to look for and evaluate the social message of FUCKING LIMERICKS? yer jest spost ta laff fer chrissakes.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.101 > lastobelus | 11-Mar-03/4:05 AM | Reply
Dear lastobelus,

Speaking as someone who has had a formal education in poetry, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out the utter wrongness of your wrong opinions: Your wrong opinions are utterly wrong. The purpose of poetry is to deal with issues. Just read "Unwanted Gift" (http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=2333) if you don't believe me. As a committed Christian and professional van driver, I thought I'd write about some of the issues that I have to deal with everyday. It's because of gay homosexuals that I have to live my life in terrifying fear, with the dark brown cloud of GAIDS forever beluring me to its deadly embrace. I hope that the next time we meet, you won't be so quick to laugh at my personal issues. Afterall, one is constantly reminded of how Jesu dealt with issues, and I'd like to draw your attention, if I may, to The Book of Leviticus, Chapter 15, Verse 19:

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

If that's not dealing with issues, I don't know what is.
Thank you and God Bless.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 11-Mar-03/8:07 AM | Reply
Jesu would be very sad, if he listened to your prayers at all!
Leviticus is old school; Jesu liked to stir it up. He hung with whores and blue-collar (rather, no-collar!!!1111) types, remember? He taught the same to his buds:

"I know and am convinced in the Lord Jesus that nothing is unclean in itself; but to him who thinks anything to be unclean, to him it is unclean." --Romans 14:14

also, the big guy himself spoke to Peter:
"What God has cleansed, no longer consider unholy." --Acts 10:14

thank YOU, and Jesu bless!
[0] lastobelus @ 217.82.10.16 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 11-Mar-03/1:19 PM | Reply
oh fuck the Unwanted gift was priceless. Especially the little embedded bit of real poetry. I was flying there right beside you, da. Wallowing in woe.

Speaking of which, I just found out that someone deleted one of their poems because of a comment I made, so tonight I am wallowing in both woe AND guilt, supported by a snort of lagavulin drunk from a demitasse.

speaking of issues european women are different than NA women, one said to me she had her issue and I thought she was being coy and she wasn't, it was a friendly warning in case I cared and i had to throw away an entire set of bedding and she looked at us in the mirror and doubled over giggling saying we looked like pig-killers.
[0] lastobelus @ 217.82.10.16 > lastobelus | 11-Mar-03/1:44 PM | Reply
oh shit she deleted all her poems.

I'm such a terrible bastard.

I truly meant my comment to be helpful, I really did.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > lastobelus | 12-Mar-03/8:55 AM | Reply
who'd you scare off, ?
[0] lastobelus @ 217.226.20.1 > <~> | 12-Mar-03/10:50 AM | Reply
Sawa. She's from washington, and energetic. She wrote a rhyming poem about cherry trees or something, 'n' someone posted "nonsense. Stop rhyming until you know what you're talking about" and they were quite right 'n' I posted an example (non-rhyming) poem that used an image or word from each corresponding line of hers, but that actually made sense as a whole. She sent me a bitter comment and then deleted all her poems :(
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > lastobelus | 12-Mar-03/11:25 AM | Reply
you're a very bad man.

i think i'll write you a poem.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > lastobelus | 11-Mar-03/8:03 AM | Reply
and you do not find this to be "crass crude tasteless & politically incorrect as possible (& subsequently funny)"?

not only do you have "no formal education in poetry," you also have no grasp on reality!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.97 > <~> | 11-Mar-03/11:31 AM | Reply
It was my understanding that lastobelus was referring to the comments on my poeme rather than to the poeme itself. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he does have no grasp on reality. Maybe that's why he was caught sniffing that beggar's nappy. Maybe. I JUST DON'T KNOW.
[0] lastobelus @ 217.82.10.16 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 11-Mar-03/1:00 PM | Reply
not only have I no grasp on reality, but reality rarely bothers to grasp ME anymore. I have to grasp myself, and that makes me bored so I lash out. Anyway, I'm very used to people thinking I meant exactly the opposite of what I thought I said, so I've gotten in the habit of saying the opposite of what I mean. Of course, this leads to an escalation of meta-reversals, so I often tend to just resort to obfuscation and muttering.

Further weakening my frangible hold on reality.
[0] lastobelus @ 217.82.10.16 > <~> | 11-Mar-03/1:07 PM | Reply
du bist ganz korrect. Everything you said is true, all of it, even the question mark. Now, a caveat, naturally when I'm in serious mode I'm a staunch supporter of gay rights. I even wanted to get together with a man once, but I couldn't go through with it, for which I esteem myself a lousy coward. But I watched a friend give blow jobs for meth and it didn't affect my feelings of cameraderie with him one little bit no siree. Especially since he had just recently sent me a girl he didn't want, an incredibly gorgeous 19-year old half-asian goth with an iq of 150 who was passively wandering around California doing a kind of 19-year-old hyper-smart goth chick jack kerouac thing. You just can't beat that.
[0] lastobelus @ 217.82.10.16 > <~> | 11-Mar-03/1:55 PM | Reply
There was a chick once named for a flower
Who posted a sex pome 'bout every hour
Although middle-aged
She became all the rage
Because everyone hoped they might plow her.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > lastobelus | 11-Mar-03/2:12 PM | Reply
oh dear. i haven't been 'all the rage' for quite some time now. mrs.g's had center stage for a longish while. but i thank you for pointing out my middle agE (ugh).

how old are you, then? are you above my 28yr cut off? you boys have learnt some neat tricks by then, mostly.
[0] lastobelus @ 217.82.10.16 > <~> | 11-Mar-03/3:03 PM | Reply
myself i am fast pushing forty
but I'll never outgrow being horny
I ain't got no tricks
'least none I admits
But my lovemaking ain't ever boring
[n/a] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 2-Apr-03/5:48 AM | Reply
I think this should be read to all new pupils at secondary school followed up by lessons on how not to drive whilst contracting the virus.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.213.23 > Caducus | 2-Apr-03/4:16 PM | Reply
Indeed, for I wrote this poeme to spark debate about its issues. And it would spark a lot more debate than the motherfucking Grapevine Game.
[0] kalikopeli @ 67.11.146.116 | 10-Apr-03/12:25 PM | Reply
You need Jesus
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > kalikopeli | 21-Apr-03/8:19 PM | Reply
To-day is -=Dark_Angel=-'s birthday. Good day.
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 21-Apr-03/11:59 PM | Reply
you would be so lucky to as have gestated at some point in the past, but I predict it more for you as a future event.
[0] Blindproject217 @ 68.38.194.4 | 21-Apr-03/10:30 PM | Reply
After I read this poem and reading all of the comments I investigated for myself the origin of aids. It was actually a bacteria found in monkeys in south Africa, you wanna know how it came to America? Some sicko did a monkey in the bum, contracted the disease and then did his gay friend in the bum who then turned around and did about 25 others gay guys in the bum. Before you knew it gay people were havin sex with women durring their threesomes and gave it to them. So when the infected women did it with straight guys they got it too. All becuz some dude down in Africa got lonely and raped a monkey in the bum, now THAT is sick and disturbing. If all you people really think this is a horrible disease then you wouldnt stick up for gay people, what they do is unnatural and debase, more aids are passed between gay lovers then anyother source. I find it horrible that innocent people contract this disease and have to live with it. But that doesnt happen exponentially, what does happen alot is gay guys doing other gay guys up the bum. I cant for the life of me understand why anyone would think that homosexuality is normal, IT ISNT, waste comes out of your bum, a bum was not designed to have a wiener in it. What exactly does a penis in the bum do? Nothing! A penis goes in a vagina!!! Its that simple, you do it for making babies and populating the planet. IF the whole world were gay it would die and nothing would last very long. Two men cannot have kids, all they can do is have gay sex and spread diseases. Homosexuality is a mental disease, you are not born with it you slowly become it from what you do. PEOPLE think before you stand up for gay people, they dont need you to stand up for them, what they need is counseling becuase they are screwed up. They need love, just like any other person with problems.
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Blindproject217 | 21-Apr-03/11:57 PM | Reply
VIRUS U TWIT. how on earth do you expect a reader to take your comment seriously if out the gate you're legless. Good god. Viruses and bacteria are night and day man. It's like you just described godzilla to a japanese kid as a green prehistoric chilidog that hates big monkeys.
[0] Blindproject217 @ 68.38.194.4 > horus8 | 22-Apr-03/8:56 PM | Reply
Ok im sorry, the VIRUS, speaking of viruses do you just follow me around trying to make me look stupid, you do a good job, but thats not the point. The point is, stop leaving all these retarded comments after mine or on my poems, every body already know my poem suck you dont have to keep reminding them, man horus, your such a scallywag somtimes i swear.
[0] Christof @ 62.121.23.56 > Blindproject217 | 10-May-05/9:59 AM | Reply
And more unwanted children are passed on between straight partners. Weird innit?
[5] forsaken'sbigbro @ 63.88.160.101 | 15-Jul-03/10:45 AM | Reply
Funny, but stupid funny
[10] baphomet @ 24.126.113.154 | 13-Sep-03/12:52 AM | Reply
twitterly goog
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[0] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 195.92.67.69 | 30-Sep-03/6:41 AM | Reply
This poem is just a shameless cash-in on the popularity of AIDS. -0-
[n/a] deleted user @ 131.111.8.102 | 8-Nov-03/3:46 PM | Reply
The memory this brings would warrent me to sing as I remember a pair of gay pants. In a van they were found on top of a mound of other people's stuff. Indeed they had GAIDS but the owner was swayed not to believe anyone. Try as we could to show him he should go and retrieve his gay pants. All he did was rebuff the accusation of his stuff, and refused to move 'his' gay pants. No more could we take, for Jesu's sake, these infernal gay pants. We cast them asunder but this was a blunder as they spread the disease around.
[1] LuV_jOhNnY @ 198.108.232.52 | 9-Jan-04/9:17 PM | Reply
WHat the hell, why did some people give this a 10. Geeze you people are frickin' crazy
[n/a] Caducus @ 195.92.168.178 | 12-Apr-04/11:42 AM | Reply
real moving man.
[0] edpeterson @ 68.79.24.84 | 24-Apr-04/12:19 PM | Reply
um, somebody gave this a 10 because that is where the spinning wheel of his or her mouse landed. Do you not know that all voting on this site is arbitrary??? Well, maybe not all, because apparently there are some not with the program. here's my spin....
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 194.222.223.239 > edpeterson | 26-Apr-04/11:01 AM | Reply
Have you seen my 'AIDS in a Glass'? It tackles many of the issues I first dealt with in 'van'. I'm sure you will find it thought-provoking.
[0] terbenaw @ 129.8.166.22 | 1-May-04/2:50 PM | Reply
I give you a TEN... minus ten. Heh.

You're not a very nice person, and your poetry follows your attitude - it's not nice either.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > terbenaw | 1-May-04/3:04 PM | Reply
But at least I don't write bafflingly cack knockoffs of Nine Inch Nails lyrics and post them under titles like "Pain" and "Depression".
[0] terbenaw @ 129.8.168.56 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 2-May-04/1:50 PM | Reply
Sorry DA... I don't even LISTEN to Nine Inch Nails... I'm a hip-hop head DumbAss.
[0] terbenaw @ 129.8.168.56 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 2-May-04/1:51 PM | Reply
Oh BTW: I wrote Pain and Depression when I was about 13.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > terbenaw | 2-May-04/2:27 PM | Reply
How does that excuse your posting it?
[0] terbenaw @ 69.230.27.75 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 9-Mar-06/3:10 AM | Reply
It doesn't... I decided to start posting with some earlier work, figuring that with proper critiquing I can create something beyond the teenage "I'm mad at the world and wanna wallow in misery" bit...
[0] Brittanyy @ 152.163.253.1 | 4-Jul-04/6:04 PM | Reply
I dont know who in their right mind would even consider giving THIS poem a 10..It's pure garbage..Thats all I can say..You Suck and Your Poem Sucks.. -0-
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 217.42.186.254 > Brittanyy | 5-Jul-04/4:16 AM | Reply
Thanks Brittanyy! Hey, I looked at your website. Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.
[3] LintyWeenis @ 152.163.253.99 | 8-Sep-04/2:31 PM | Reply
Ah, I couldn't help it. It actually made me smirk a little.
[10] deleted user @ 163.1.146.88 | 28-Oct-04/11:08 AM | Reply
This "darkangel" is a literary genius. Leave him alone. He's clearly a bummer with no friends. Apart from his poetry. Which is incredible and should be published.
I assume you draw on some of the poetic greats of years gone by. If Byron were alive today, I truly believe that he would be tackling these very issues.
[10] horus8 @ 24.130.62.63 > deleted user | 28-Oct-04/12:52 PM | Reply
Lord Byron couldn't tackle a cane that part timed as an opium pipe with a pair of birch tits carved into it.
But I agree with you on your other observations.
[10] deleted user @ 163.1.146.88 > horus8 | 29-Oct-04/9:45 PM | Reply
Maybe he couldn't have. However, neither canes nor opium pipes (with or without a pair of birch tits carved into them) have anything to do with my comment.
Good Day.
[0] 7!3 @ 219.93.174.101 | 19-Nov-04/7:36 PM | Reply
lol...
[1] smellycat541@ @ 24.52.118.112 | 19-Jan-05/11:16 AM | Reply
DAMN you got enough comments for this one, even though it sucks
[n/a] Hallmark @ 129.12.235.73 | 9-May-05/5:21 PM | Reply
Tut
[n/a] deleted user @ 81.69.23.196 | 9-May-05/7:35 PM | Reply
'From having gay sex with a man'.

All my life I've been asking men: "Am I having gay sex with you, or hetero sex?"

By the way; does Nature still fabricate amoebae like Blindproject217? Gasp.
[0] Joshua_Tree @ 68.230.105.101 | 19-Jun-05/2:42 PM | Reply
"If God had meant for men to have sex with other men then he would have put holes in their butts..." or so I've heard from certain individuals who've lost the ability to discern excrement from extreme snowboot shinola.
[1] Heather Dee @ 63.17.38.111 | 6-Sep-05/11:43 PM | Reply
I'm sorry how old were you when you wrote this?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.159.221.190 > Heather Dee | 7-Sep-05/6:25 AM | Reply
-=AIDS=-
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.151.150.39 | 1-Dec-05/2:12 PM | Reply
I'd just like to wish everyone on poemeranker a very happy World AIDS Day. (For those that don't know, the 1st of December is a very special time of year when people of all faiths and sexual orientations come together to celebrate AIDS.)
[1] Sisterwolf @ 207.69.137.41 | 28-Dec-05/11:35 AM | Reply
First, be adult enough not to answer my comment with some poisoned barb. . .
I do believe you achieved your goal - this little tit
has garnered more comments than decent ones.
I was a Hospice Nurse for 25 years and regard AIDS
with respect, presenting it in ways that will uplift and educate.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.151.148.245 > Sisterwolf | 31-Dec-05/5:20 AM | Reply
It is you who needs to grow up. Honestly, your reaction to this poeme was the default 10-year-old-girl reaction to anything they know mummy wouldn't approve of. I can't bear to imagine the look on your face as you knowingly informed me about your uplifting and educational AIDS presentations. My God don't I look silly now? Here I am poking fun at AIDS, while people like you are out there confronting the realities of this terrible disease: martyring yourselves at the local hospice, confronting AIDS prejudice wherever it rears its ugly head, handing out AIDS fun-packs to all the kids, telling people that "gays aren't the only people who get the AIDS!"

You're an incredibly babyish person.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 24.74.101.159 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 31-Dec-05/5:44 AM | Reply
You left out "mamby pamby" in your description.
[n/a] Dovina @ 69.175.32.104 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 31-Dec-05/7:07 AM | Reply
You left out servant-hearted in your description. Oh, I know, you have it, she doesn't.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.67.200 | 14-May-06/2:53 AM | Reply
About as funny as 9/11. But less original.
[0] Sing4Jesus! @ 87.80.134.60 | 23-Aug-06/9:49 AM | Reply
Jesus SHITS on you!
[0] deleted user @ 85.210.210.92 | 16-Jan-07/5:51 PM | Reply
You are a seriously cunty cunt.
[4] ARTIE @ 66.69.245.233 | 31-Mar-11/8:30 PM | Reply
There once was a poett named D'Angel
Whose words try to be quite playful
He'll work up a rhyme
tho' he'll often commit grime
'cause to others he's often quite hateful.
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