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AIDS in a van (Limerick) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

There once was some AIDS in a van It brought AIDS where'er it ran. But then it got AIDS (Also called GAIDS) From having gay sex with a man.

Buck-Tooth Haggard 8-Nov-03/3:46 PM
The memory this brings would warrent me to sing as I remember a pair of gay pants. In a van they were found on top of a mound of other people's stuff. Indeed they had GAIDS but the owner was swayed not to believe anyone. Try as we could to show him he should go and retrieve his gay pants. All he did was rebuff the accusation of his stuff, and refused to move 'his' gay pants. No more could we take, for Jesu's sake, these infernal gay pants. We cast them asunder but this was a blunder as they spread the disease around.




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