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AIDS in a van (Limerick) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

There once was some AIDS in a van It brought AIDS where'er it ran. But then it got AIDS (Also called GAIDS) From having gay sex with a man.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Mar-03/4:05 AM
Dear lastobelus,

Speaking as someone who has had a formal education in poetry, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out the utter wrongness of your wrong opinions: Your wrong opinions are utterly wrong. The purpose of poetry is to deal with issues. Just read "Unwanted Gift" (http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=2333) if you don't believe me. As a committed Christian and professional van driver, I thought I'd write about some of the issues that I have to deal with everyday. It's because of gay homosexuals that I have to live my life in terrifying fear, with the dark brown cloud of GAIDS forever beluring me to its deadly embrace. I hope that the next time we meet, you won't be so quick to laugh at my personal issues. Afterall, one is constantly reminded of how Jesu dealt with issues, and I'd like to draw your attention, if I may, to The Book of Leviticus, Chapter 15, Verse 19:

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

If that's not dealing with issues, I don't know what is.
Thank you and God Bless.




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