poemranker ::20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (3101-3120) and replies

Comments by-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I., 3101–3120 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Jesus was a necromancer by horus8 28 Jul 2002, 8:26 AM
I don't care what you say. I can get four people to testify he was building my hotrod at the time.
on Cow Do by http://David Bowman 28 Jul 2002, 5:42 AM
I like the way you used "pooh" instead of "poo" to make it seem less naughty.
on Reverse Pschology by Mister Cakes 27 Jul 2002, 6:36 PM
Ahhh but this isn't meant to be reverse 'psychology'. It's reverse 'Pschology'. Didn't you read the title, Dweeb-Features?
on love is true by -=??lilaznjen??=- 26 Jul 2002, 2:19 PM
Line 1: 'Love' is neither true nor false. It is not a propostition. Line 2: This doesn't tell us anything we don't already know. Its sole purpose is to rhyme with Line 4. This makes the poeme seem forced. Lines 3&4: These make people say 'cute' or 'witty'. I could understand this if they were so hilarious that they made up for the rest of the piece. Unfortunately they fail. You fail.
on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26 Jul 2002, 2:04 PM
you have a horrible face!
on Hate Me by lucky_cmc 26 Jul 2002, 1:57 PM
freak
on why? by emilys369 26 Jul 2002, 1:49 PM
You shouldn't write ANY poemes. You should lock yourself in your room and keep out of sight.
on Heaven vs. Hell by angel born in hell 26 Jul 2002, 11:48 AM
(a) Why is this poeme called 'Heaven vs. Hell'? (b) I'd wager 'Life vs. Death' is a more fitting title (c) This poeme is almost exactly the same as your other poeme (d) This is because they are both dull, teenage girl poemes (e) Great poeme!
on ungle stop by wowzers718 25 Jul 2002, 2:43 AM
The old 'sneaky uncle' problem, eh? Don't worry! The behaviour exhibited by your....I mean your friend's uncle is perfectly normal.
on The Poison by TheTiredTyrant 22 Jul 2002, 4:56 PM
WTF! LOL! ASL!?!?!
on Hands. by LucidRevelation 22 Jul 2002, 4:42 PM
I wish I had hand(s) instead of these cumbersome trotters! Great poeme!
on A Passing Love by razorgrin 22 Jul 2002, 4:39 PM
Look at us guys! Bickering like children! I don't know about you, but I write about issues.
on Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE 22 Jul 2002, 4:33 PM
Bum
on Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE 22 Jul 2002, 4:26 PM
Leak
on Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE 22 Jul 2002, 4:20 PM
Beak
on The Mirror Man by Mister Cakes 22 Jul 2002, 4:20 PM
Yes... you like to watch, don't you, Mister Cakes? Well perhaps you should watch out. I know all about your little 'incident' with the half-eaten shoehorn and the moist pizza.
on 9/11 by TheDevil 22 Jul 2002, 1:59 PM
If the Internet has taught me anything, it is this: Never get into an argument with Americans about 'patriotism'.
on One Nation Under God by GAC 22 Jul 2002, 10:14 AM
"There was once a time when all people believed in God and the Church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages." -R.Lederer.... Poppycock I say! I'm with you, man! How dare people question Jesu's pow'r? Don't they realise that it says he exists in the Bible? Don't they realise that they will go to the naughtiest place conceivable if they do not accept Him? What's your favorite book in the Bible, friend? I like Leviticus. Thank you and God bless.
on Lucky's Day by razorgrin 19 Jul 2002, 2:35 PM
This poeme is genius. And you like Tom Waits. Perhaps I should promote you to the level of "top-notch dullard"
on The Wrong Choice by TheVampireLeStan 19 Jul 2002, 6:53 AM
Why do girls always try to 'commit suicide' by slitting their wrists in a house full of people who can conveniently hear them scream and promptly rescue them? There are far more successful ways of killing oneself. Why not try putting your head in a blender?