Re: Jesus was a necromancer by horus8	28-Jul-02/8:26 AM
I don't care what you say. I can get four people to testify he was building my hotrod at the time.
Re: Cow Do by http://David Bowman	28-Jul-02/5:42 AM
I like the way you used "pooh" instead of "poo" to make it seem less naughty.
Re: Reverse Pschology by Mister Cakes	27-Jul-02/6:36 PM
Ahhh but this isn't meant to be reverse 'psychology'. It's reverse 'Pschology'. Didn't you read the title, Dweeb-Features?
Re: love is true by -=??lilaznjen??=-	26-Jul-02/2:19 PM
Line 1: 'Love' is neither true nor false. It is not a propostition. Line 2: This doesn't tell us anything we don't already know. Its sole purpose is to rhyme with Line 4. This makes the poeme seem forced. Lines 3&4: These make people say 'cute' or 'witty'. I could understand this if they were so hilarious that they made up for the rest of the piece. Unfortunately they fail. You fail.
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	26-Jul-02/2:04 PM
you have a horrible face!
Re: Hate Me by lucky_cmc	26-Jul-02/1:57 PM
freak
Re: why? by emilys369	26-Jul-02/1:49 PM
You shouldn't write ANY poemes. You should lock yourself in your room and keep out of sight.
Re: Heaven vs. Hell by angel born in hell	26-Jul-02/11:48 AM
(a) Why is this poeme called 'Heaven vs. Hell'? (b) I'd wager 'Life vs. Death' is a more fitting title (c) This poeme is almost exactly the same as your other poeme (d) This is because they are both dull, teenage girl poemes (e) Great poeme!
Re: ungle stop by wowzers718	25-Jul-02/2:43 AM
The old 'sneaky uncle' problem, eh? Don't worry! The behaviour exhibited by your....I mean your friend's uncle is perfectly normal.
Re: The Poison by TheTiredTyrant	22-Jul-02/4:56 PM
WTF! LOL! ASL!?!?!
Re: Hands. by LucidRevelation	22-Jul-02/4:42 PM
I wish I had hand(s) instead of these cumbersome trotters! Great poeme!
Re: A Passing Love by razorgrin	22-Jul-02/4:39 PM
Look at us guys! Bickering like children! I don't know about you, but I write about issues.
Re: Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE	22-Jul-02/4:33 PM
Bum
Re: Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE	22-Jul-02/4:26 PM
Leak
Re: Existence; Part 1 by ARTIE	22-Jul-02/4:20 PM
Beak
Re: The Mirror Man by Mister Cakes	22-Jul-02/4:20 PM
Yes... you like to watch, don't you, Mister Cakes? Well perhaps you should watch out. I know all about your little 'incident' with the half-eaten shoehorn and the moist pizza.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	22-Jul-02/1:59 PM
If the Internet has taught me anything, it is this: Never get into an argument with Americans about 'patriotism'.
Re: One Nation Under God by GAC	22-Jul-02/10:14 AM
"There was once a time when all people believed in God and the Church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages." -R.Lederer.... Poppycock I say! I'm with you, man! How dare people question Jesu's pow'r? Don't they realise that it says he exists in the Bible? Don't they realise that they will go to the naughtiest place conceivable if they do not accept Him? What's your favorite book in the Bible, friend? I like Leviticus. Thank you and God bless.
Re: Lucky's Day by razorgrin	19-Jul-02/2:35 PM
This poeme is genius. And you like Tom Waits. Perhaps I should promote you to the level of "top-notch dullard"
Re: The Wrong Choice by TheVampireLeStan	19-Jul-02/6:53 AM
Why do girls always try to 'commit suicide' by slitting their wrists in a house full of people who can conveniently hear them scream and promptly rescue them? There are far more successful ways of killing oneself. Why not try putting your head in a blender?