Re: Walls by razorgrin	31-Jul-02/4:55 PM
Hold thy impudent tongue, razorbeak! Operation B.U.M.S.K.I is classified. Besides, -=Dark_Angel=- does as -=Dark_Angel=- pleases. Right now, he's on AIDS patrol. And I'll thank you not to disturb me while I'm on duty!
Re: The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	31-Jul-02/9:29 AM
I am not nude! It is you who is the one who is nude! Only sweet, beloved Jesu may unlock the Gates of Nudity using the unholy Key of Bareness. The gates were locked long ago when Man partook of the sinful Fruit of Knowledge which Jesu had carelessly left in the Garden of Eden.
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/4:59 PM
Yeah Legend! Your just jealous that your stupid name isn't as L33T as mine! I am a Magical Dark Prince swooping o'er the Mystical Land of Shadows.
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/3:41 PM
Your inability to produce worthwhile verse, or to make any insightful observation, is matched only by your inability to correctly write my name. It is spelled with two hyphens, two equals signs and an underscore. I went to the trouble of legally changing it, so you might as well get it right.
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/3:40 PM
Erishkigal/Raven-haired/Thy seduction haunts the castle in erotic despair. Perhaps you and raven18 have a dirty secret?
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	30-Jul-02/10:35 AM
Is big.
Re: Hip Nos by kthulah	30-Jul-02/7:10 AM
More people need to write poetry about tentacled elder gods. I know it's been done, but for fuck's sake what beats tentacles? Not that I'm a tentacle anime freak or anything.
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/7:08 AM
raven18, if you're really so stupid that you haven't worked out that AIDS in a Van et all are SUPPOSED to be crap, then you really are really fucking stupid. They're designed to annoy wankstains like you who, when they see a poem that doesn't prostrate itself before the beauty and sorrow of existence, start saying how lame it is. Well duh. You cretin. Did you think you were striking a telling blow by saying that the obviously crap poems in the worst section are crap? So far you've made this many non-obvious points: 0. On the other hand, you insist on defending your felchstraw of a poem, which has a far, far higher ratio of shitness:intention of shitness than any of my poems. As for the comment by that other bluewhatsit freak, well, someone who happens to be as gormless as you has made the same incredibly-difficult-to-work-out observation about the poems that I have in the worst section. Saying 'thank you' doesn't make your poem good. It, and all of your others, are all steaming loads of trite, obvious, ignorant, sappy, tedious bullshite.
Re: Have you ever heard of William Carlost Williams 24 by notule	30-Jul-02/5:44 AM
Car"lost"? Car"bum" more like. No pun intended! lol!
Re: Hate Me by lucky_cmc	30-Jul-02/12:26 AM
I know you are, freak, but what am I?
Re: AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	30-Jul-02/12:17 AM
Speaking of 'holding it in', have you read my recent masterpiece: The Turd To End All Turds?
Re: Hate Me by lucky_cmc	29-Jul-02/9:42 PM
Keep telling yourself that, freak.
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jul-02/9:39 PM
You should be ashamed of your bum
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	29-Jul-02/6:08 PM
FUCKITY FUCK. The reply I have just written was lost by a powercut in a lightning storm. Hey, I might write a poem about lightning, because I don't think other people have experienced it, or if they have, that they have appreciated it in the way that I do, because I'm special. OK, let's get serious, twatsack. You have experienced certain emotions, which are undoubtedly 'real', but not 'true', since EMOTIONS ARE NOT TRUTH-BEARERS, and can therefore be neither true nor false. Writing about those emotions may be a therapeutically worthwhile activity. It is only a poetically worthwhile activity if one or more of the following statements are true: a) the emotions you have experienced are unique b) you are special c) you have written in an interesting, novel or otherwise wond'rous fashion I have said this already, but you seem to be slow on the pick-up: NONE OF THESE ARE TRUE. So the fact that you have written about real emotions does not justify your releasing your writings into the public domain. Now let's address some of the issues you have raised. Who cares what people think about your poem? Well obviously you do, since you have submitted it to a web site where it is periodically displayed to visitors for them to read it, score it and comment on it. You appear to be having difficulty grasping the ramifications of this action. If you post shitty poetry to a poetry ranking site, people will, by the medium of clicking '0' and typing rude words, TELL YOU IT IS SHIT. You posted it because you wanted to. That proves nothing, except that a purely private, therapeutic poem was posted against your wishes by someone else, or perhaps by yourself during a period of temporary insanity. I do not 'bitch' to everyone who writes about emotions: partly because a few have managed to do it in an interesting way, but mostly because I only bitch to those who, by their own actions, present their shitty work to me, like you have done. You can't 'be "cool" for [me]' simply by writing poetry that I like. You'd have to stop being the self-centred fucking moron you obviously are, but that's not going to happen. And you are a fucking whore.
Re: Signs and Wonders by timfowler	29-Jul-02/1:39 AM
Hi timfowler! I know we don't get on too well! I think it's because you're obsessed with the fact that you have read a quantity of 'modern' poetry and as such were rather dismayed when I described one of your pieces as 'olde'. But no matter! Have a great time on poemeranker! I don't know if this is a goood poeme. I couldn't be arsed to read it! lol! ASL!?!?!
Re: As single as I wanna be by hamgurl	28-Jul-02/9:16 PM
It's tough being rough.
Re: Bloody sins of mind by RosiePosie	28-Jul-02/9:15 PM
If you printed this and folded it into one of those four-lipped vulvae would it tell the future?
Re: Untitled by Popcicle	28-Jul-02/7:01 PM
Because she's a naive swooning tart.
Re: Farewell Song by jaalko	28-Jul-02/7:00 PM
Crap. Total crap. Crap. Crap. Complete god damned crap. My Christ this is some of the worst crap I've ever seen crapped. God in Heaven how did you come up with some crap? Serious fucking crap. Crap. How crap is this? Crap. Crap. Really quite crap. And it's crap.
Re: The train by Art Glocken	28-Jul-02/6:58 PM
This poem is so smug, cute, ironic, knowing, meta-ironic, useless, chummy and obvious I could puke. But instead perhaps I'll tug tug tug tug tug tug tug burst in white fury.