Re: #9 by mikejedw	5-Aug-02/8:57 AM
You had to throw 'spring' in there didn't you? Just couldn't resist it, I guess. Afterall, if you mention 'spring', loads of girls are bound to think 'Oh this Haiku is so beautiful'.
Re: Untitled by Tekara	5-Aug-02/8:38 AM
If someone uses a word like "Ah" or "Oh" in a Haiku it means only one thing: They're struggling to get the syllable count right. Not bad though. Perhaps I'll let you off with a stern warning. Or would you prefer six-of-the-best (trousers down) ?
Re: Why Work? by TheTiredTyrant	5-Aug-02/8:23 AM
Yeah! Filthy scab! I hate you! I HATE YOU!
Re: Existence by ThoughtfulSoul	5-Aug-02/8:11 AM
"To exists where you don't want to/Is like not existing at all" ... is it? No really. Think about it. Is it? Of course it fucking isn't. "But to exist where you want to and/not to be wanted/Is like not existing at all" ... Look. I could understand you writing complete nonsense if it was either humerous, poetic or won'drous in some other special way but this is just awful. It's not deep or wise. It's beak. You beak.
Re: Reality by ThoughtfulSoul	5-Aug-02/7:54 AM
Of course there is a God! His name is Jesu and the reason why your life is so crappy is that he's punishing you for being sinful and for being a Doubting-Thomas. I have a splendid life! I am wealthy and proud, e'ery night I dine excellently and I have many butlers. I am a Gentleman. You, Sir, are naughty!
Re: My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z	5-Aug-02/4:25 AM
Prince Arthas is a dweeb. He completely ruins the game. His only skill is thinking he is smooth. I'll show him smooth.
Re: The Kipps by lilli	5-Aug-02/12:18 AM
Diddly dee the hocus pocus to me, diddly do the hocus pocus to you.
Re: The King's Assassin by Twisted Wizard	5-Aug-02/12:18 AM
Only because it says "I do confide", like that metallica song that says "in her I do confide". wherever I may roam prob ably.
Re: Hot Maid by Agemo-Z	4-Aug-02/11:20 PM
What good would dusting it do? I'd be wondering if she'd pull down her pants and sit on my wang, probably.
Re: Colorado by Voth269	4-Aug-02/11:19 PM
You and razorgrin could form the official "Wry D&D Poetry" club. Speaking of razorgrin, razorgrin, just what the fuck do you think you're doing writing a sentimental bullshit love poem after all those criticisms you made of other sentimental bullshit love poems? I suppose sentimental bullshit love poems seem less like sentimental bullshit when you're the one who's written them.
Re: Tall can of Budweiser by bondjedi	4-Aug-02/8:52 PM
Profound.
Re: -no title- by smilja_trenu...	4-Aug-02/8:51 PM
Install software of desire...hmm... well it looks like you're the 123123135234895723th person to use the sex/computer metaphor. Congratufuckinglations.
Re: A Sonnet for Barbara by PatColvin	4-Aug-02/8:51 PM
Hey, Colvin, I doubt you're reading this, but I just thought you'd like to know I fucking hated this poeme. You must be so empty of personality that the only way you can continue to exist is to tell yourself that God loves you and Barbara loves you and christ you're pathetic can't you find some pleasure in existence without forcing other people to be your source of joy?
Re: A Passing Love by razorgrin	4-Aug-02/6:01 PM
Thy praise or dispraise is to me alike; one doth not stroke me, not the other strike.
Re: An Online Junkie Confesses by Jigg	4-Aug-02/5:17 PM
Yeah, nice one...a wry poem about internet addiction is just what I needed to start the day the Folgers way.
Re: A Passing Love by razorgrin	4-Aug-02/5:13 PM
horus8, your continued use of the term 'asl' as an insult marks you as a cad. And as for you, Razorgrin, don't you know being gaye is evil? The Bible told me so, Jesus loves me this I know, for.
Re: No other limericks? by gothwalk	3-Aug-02/6:56 PM
This is a great limerick. The mixture of absurdity and rationality is pure, classic Lear. Anyone who doesn't think it works, because they're only used to dirty limericks, is an idiot.
Re: Innsmouth by razorgrin	3-Aug-02/4:19 PM
That's preposterous, Doylum! A lowly peasant-childe daren't look a squire in the eyes let alone partake of their naughtiness! I'd wager a farthing that you are a peasant yourself! Only the vilest of serfs would harbour such unwholesome fantasies.
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	3-Aug-02/3:26 PM
Silence, peasants! Did I say you could speak? No! Hold your tongues at once! I, -=Dark_Angel=- am the best poete on this site, and anyone who says I am not is gaye. Legend is gaye regardless of what he says. Why do you think my name is not L33T? Can't you see it has lots of ASCII characters splattered all over it? Are you stupid, man? Clearly you don't know what L33T is. As for 'being mature', which of the following is more mature? Blindly imitating your parents and everyone else in a desperate bid to please and be popular, or not doing that? Do you think it is more mature to please your parents or to displease them by saying 'AIDS can be fun!!!' in their presence? I think it is more mature to do the latter. For how many three-year-olds would do that? None. And how many three-year-olds would do the former? Many. And how mature are three year olds? Not mature. They are in fact immature. As are you, Sir.
Re: Alone by shwenatjadeflower	31-Jul-02/5:35 PM
As I was mindlessly scanning through yet another Ode to Banality, I thought you had written: I would smile / You would poo / You'd be genital / Just us two. Thank Jesu I was mistaken, eh?. It would have spoilt an otherwise wond'rous poeme!