on The King's Assassin by Twisted Wizard
5 Aug 2002, 12:18 AM
Only because it says "I do confide", like that metallica song that says "in her I do confide". wherever I may roam prob ably.
You and razorgrin could form the official "Wry D&D Poetry" club. Speaking of razorgrin, razorgrin, just what the fuck do you think you're doing writing a sentimental bullshit love poem after all those criticisms you made of other sentimental bullshit love poems? I suppose sentimental bullshit love poems seem less like sentimental bullshit when you're the one who's written them.
on Tall can of Budweiser by bondjedi
4 Aug 2002, 8:52 PM
Profound.
on -no title- by smilja_trenu...
4 Aug 2002, 8:51 PM
Install software of desire...hmm... well it looks like you're the 123123135234895723th person to use the sex/computer metaphor. Congratufuckinglations.
on A Sonnet for Barbara by PatColvin
4 Aug 2002, 8:51 PM
Hey, Colvin, I doubt you're reading this, but I just thought you'd like to know I fucking hated this poeme. You must be so empty of personality that the only way you can continue to exist is to tell yourself that God loves you and Barbara loves you and christ you're pathetic can't you find some pleasure in existence without forcing other people to be your source of joy?
on A Passing Love by razorgrin
4 Aug 2002, 6:01 PM
Thy praise or dispraise is to me alike; one doth not stroke me, not the other strike.
on An Online Junkie Confesses by Jigg
4 Aug 2002, 5:17 PM
Yeah, nice one...a wry poem about internet addiction is just what I needed to start the day the Folgers way.
on A Passing Love by razorgrin
4 Aug 2002, 5:13 PM
horus8, your continued use of the term 'asl' as an insult marks you as a cad. And as for you, Razorgrin, don't you know being gaye is evil? The Bible told me so, Jesus loves me this I know, for.
on No other limericks? by gothwalk
3 Aug 2002, 6:56 PM
This is a great limerick. The mixture of absurdity and rationality is pure, classic Lear. Anyone who doesn't think it works, because they're only used to dirty limericks, is an idiot.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
3 Aug 2002, 3:26 PM
Silence, peasants! Did I say you could speak? No! Hold your tongues at once! I, -=Dark_Angel=- am the best poete on this site, and anyone who says I am not is gaye. Legend is gaye regardless of what he says. Why do you think my name is not L33T? Can't you see it has lots of ASCII characters splattered all over it? Are you stupid, man? Clearly you don't know what L33T is. As for 'being mature', which of the following is more mature? Blindly imitating your parents and everyone else in a desperate bid to please and be popular, or not doing that? Do you think it is more mature to please your parents or to displease them by saying 'AIDS can be fun!!!' in their presence? I think it is more mature to do the latter. For how many three-year-olds would do that? None. And how many three-year-olds would do the former? Many. And how mature are three year olds? Not mature. They are in fact immature. As are you, Sir.
on Alone by shwenatjadeflower
31 Jul 2002, 5:35 PM
As I was mindlessly scanning through yet another Ode to Banality, I thought you had written: I would smile / You would poo / You'd be genital / Just us two. Thank Jesu I was mistaken, eh?. It would have spoilt an otherwise wond'rous poeme!
on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jul 2002, 9:29 AM
I am not nude! It is you who is the one who is nude! Only sweet, beloved Jesu may unlock the Gates of Nudity using the unholy Key of Bareness. The gates were locked long ago when Man partook of the sinful Fruit of Knowledge which Jesu had carelessly left in the Garden of Eden.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
30 Jul 2002, 4:59 PM
Yeah Legend! Your just jealous that your stupid name isn't as L33T as mine! I am a Magical Dark Prince swooping o'er the Mystical Land of Shadows.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
30 Jul 2002, 3:41 PM
Your inability to produce worthwhile verse, or to make any insightful observation, is matched only by your inability to correctly write my name. It is spelled with two hyphens, two equals signs and an underscore. I went to the trouble of legally changing it, so you might as well get it right.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
30 Jul 2002, 3:40 PM
Erishkigal/Raven-haired/Thy seduction haunts the castle in erotic despair. Perhaps you and raven18 have a dirty secret?
on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
30 Jul 2002, 10:35 AM
Is big.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
30 Jul 2002, 7:08 AM
raven18, if you're really so stupid that you haven't worked out that AIDS in a Van et all are SUPPOSED to be crap, then you really are really fucking stupid. They're designed to annoy wankstains like you who, when they see a poem that doesn't prostrate itself before the beauty and sorrow of existence, start saying how lame it is. Well duh. You cretin. Did you think you were striking a telling blow by saying that the obviously crap poems in the worst section are crap? So far you've made this many non-obvious points: 0. On the other hand, you insist on defending your felchstraw of a poem, which has a far, far higher ratio of shitness:intention of shitness than any of my poems. As for the comment by that other bluewhatsit freak, well, someone who happens to be as gormless as you has made the same incredibly-difficult-to-work-out observation about the poems that I have in the worst section. Saying 'thank you' doesn't make your poem good. It, and all of your others, are all steaming loads of trite, obvious, ignorant, sappy, tedious bullshite.