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An Online Junkie Confesses

Member since 2002 · Posted 4 Aug 2002 · 4 comments

Here I sit for hours on end Staring at the glowing box Typing words then clicking send In just a pair of boxer shorts It keeps me up day and night I am begining to think I am addicted When daybreaks and it gets light I must get my access more restricted But there are forum and chatroom And other stuff between which I am torn Downloads, quizzez and online Doom And let's not forget all that porn She's a fickle friend the internet And will cut you off when'er she likes But there's one thing on which you can bet I'll reconnect to look at dykes

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 4-Aug-02/5:17 PM Reply

Yeah, nice one...a wry poem about internet addiction is just what I needed to start the day the Folgers way.

[7] horus8 4-Aug-02/6:08 PM Reply

Me too. try palm piloting, that way you can get out and go to the xxx book store while you press send you can bend and offend. for a dollar in quarters.

[7] horus8 12-Aug-02/1:02 PM Reply

by the way i was the one who gave you a seven here, for the love of god!@

[10] Bachus 16-Nov-03/2:14 AM Reply

Ha ja ha ha ha!