What good would dusting it do? I'd be wondering if she'd pull down her pants and sit on my wang, probably.

Well, this IS a Maid fantasy, so she has to be prudish and delicate. And I had to make kinky use of cleaning utensils somehow. Dusters are totally hot.

you have the making of a good porno a little more kinky talk and you will have it

Yeah, well, this is intended to be more on the side of subtle humour than erotica. But isn't it funny how "poem" in italics looks like P-O-E-R-N, or phonetically "porn"?

this is like counting the corn in my turd. adventurous.clean american fun!

it's really a very specific style hinge ya see. first, it involves not wanting to be involved. second, it takes guts, and a bad sense of grammatical flatulence. third, if i concerned myself with such trifle insecurities as commas.periods/hyphons.and other 'filler' i would not be able to sleep at night. sleep/ go crazy/sleep/ i'm lazy. lazy boys don't concern themselves with such things, and let's remember i am a real 'streete poete' thus, then, there is no need for commas.for i am verbalizing the spoken word 'flowing', and performing. i am the instrument of god fool!. not the comma counter! that pudding spoon is left for proof readers and editors not the "artist" formerly known as horus8!l

Oh, and Dark Angel, Maids don't wear pants, they wear those skirt things with stockings.

Damn, your wang is dusty? This really IS serious. :S Well, take heart... at least you can tell her to scrub some stubborn floor-stain and jerk while she bends over.

Yahoo!

Skirt things with stockings? - good one dude , you are a poet

you've got one of those old computers? I remember those wang computers. does it still work?

I like the concept of a hot maid. But this is just dumb.