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Cow Do (Ode) by http://David Bowman
Here I sit alone in the grass, watching the world and people as they pass. Adults taking their dogs for a walk, Children running and playing, god how they can talk. So many people dont understand me, a big pile of pooh is all that they see. But I am a cow pat, there's more to me than that. I am what comes out when a cow feel's fat! To flies I am a tempting and tasty snack, And, to plants I'm manure that comes in a sack. So you see I'm not just pooh laying on the ground, And, if you dont look carefully, you might hear a 'squelch' sound!!

Up the ladder: Stonehenge
Down the ladder: liberation

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.625
Weighted score: 4.899147
Overall Rank: 9880
Posted: July 23, 2002 7:47 AM PDT; Last modified: July 23, 2002 7:47 AM PDT
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[6] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 23-Jul-02/4:34 PM | Reply
You are also a rich terrarium yearning to grow the flesh of god (shrooms) you must be kin of DarkAngel now the poo poo can find more shoes to ruin. we all worship shit in these fine caverns. welcomet
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 217.39.149.1 | 28-Jul-02/5:42 AM | Reply
I like the way you used "pooh" instead of "poo" to make it seem less naughty.
[7] nentwined @ 192.168.0.69 | 11-Sep-02/1:00 PM | Reply
hilarious but wrong, oh so wrong. :)
[n/a] Samantha @ 152.163.252.168 | 23-Nov-03/8:38 PM | Reply
hey this was really interesting, i think u were talking shit, but i can see it as a symbol of a person too. its really good.
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