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Clit (Haiku) by Sclano
Loveliest of buds Kissable, wondrous, hooded... Where the hell is it?

Up the ladder: Proud to be black
Down the ladder: Stranger

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.5555556
Weighted score: 4.2777777
Overall Rank: 13155
Posted: July 17, 2002 10:55 AM PDT; Last modified: July 17, 2002 10:55 AM PDT
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Comments:
[n/a] razorgrin @ 142.166.105.137 | 17-Jul-02/11:03 AM | Reply
Find it.Quickly.Ask her to show you.
[6] nentwined @ 66.92.183.34 | 17-Jul-02/11:07 AM | Reply
very cute. :)
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 62.190.174.80 | 17-Jul-02/5:27 PM | Reply
Christ by the sound of it you've never opened a picture of a naked, spread-eagled woman in Paintshop Pro and zoomed in to the maximum zoom factor where there's a grid that gets in the way.
[n/a] ARTIE @ 66.68.148.241 | 17-Jul-02/5:51 PM | Reply
Oh, Dark Angel, if your "maximum grid in Paintshop Pro" is blocking your view, how can you even comment on the last line? Go for it Razorgrin, dive in and seek.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 62.190.174.80 | 17-Jul-02/5:54 PM | Reply
Because, my child, I have mastered the ability to turn OFF the grid.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 62.190.174.80 | 17-Jul-02/5:54 PM | Reply
Besides which, what's so special about the clitoris? It's just a shriveled dwarf penis.
[6] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 17-Jul-02/6:49 PM | Reply
kind of at the top of the vulva.. huh.. uhu..huh. I likes vulva..(Lenny"Of mice and men")
[5] pete @ 194.222.69.43 | 28-Jul-02/5:21 PM | Reply
.... lol ....
[0] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.64.69 | 14-Aug-02/9:32 AM | Reply
the title ruined this "poem", but the last line doomed it to be recognized as an obvious attempt at perverted silliness.
[5] Tarquin De La Bog @ 213.120.56.45 | 14-Aug-02/9:46 AM | Reply
For an off-the-cuff, slapdash effort, not bad at all. 5. It made me smile. Still, I hope you didn't slave away on it.
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