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PURPLE COWS (Other) by GAC
I've never seen a purple couch, An old one or a new one; But I'm not just any slouch, I've sewn some pieces to one. Cattle in the countryside Come in many colors. But the ones with purple hide Don't graze with the others. They graze along in pastures Where purple clover grows, And lilacs, violets and asters, And drink grape juice from a hose. Purple cows are rare, you know, And treated with great care. Where the purple pastures grow, They could be living there. So if you see a purple cow, Tho thought you'd never see one, I ask you, neighbor, anyhow, Please to show to me one.

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.2222223
Weighted score: 4.611111
Overall Rank: 12472
Posted: July 16, 2002 3:38 PM PDT; Last modified: July 16, 2002 3:38 PM PDT
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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 62.190.174.80 | 16-Jul-02/4:51 PM | Reply
The sooner someone staples your face to a bean, the better. HAHA FUCK HELP IM GOING CRAZY LOOK DEAR IVE JUST WRITTEN A TERRIBLY WHIMSICAL POEM ABOUT A MAGICAL LAND WHERE COWS ARE PURPLE! SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REALLY LET LOOSE!
[4] horus8 @ 24.126.43.103 | 16-Jul-02/6:10 PM | Reply
Excuse me..Gac is it.. i was just wondering. do you maybe need a hug. or a pen pal? Cuz i'm here man! For you! It doesn't have to be so purple cow it can be Azure Cock, or Indigo platypusses, CREAM CORN, TUNA TOE, PALE PRESIDENT GREY, CUZ WE'RE GONNA SMOKE EM OUT WE'RE GONNA GET EM RUNNING.sorry i need a zanox-vicadin-enima. bye
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.230.102 > horus8 | 18-Oct-06/12:59 PM | Reply
You certainly need an enema. You're dead right there, dear.
[6] -=SeTTle=- @ 63.214.96.187 | 16-Jul-02/10:17 PM | Reply
LET'S ALL BE BIG CRAZY GAYWADS IN LOVE TOGETHER AND MEET IN THE BAY AREA SOMETIME ONLY TO DISCOVER PURPLE COWS DON'T EXIST AND THAT YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE JEAN LUC PICARD ON ST:TNG!!!
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.230.102 | 18-Oct-06/12:58 PM | Reply
About as funny as the last outbreak of the Black Death.
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